Teen Slang Generator

g-man
n. an exclamation of surprise.
"G-man!"

bliink
n. an old-school term for music.
"I say, check out the bliink!"

angry lawyer
adj. not exceptional.
"Don't be so angry lawyer, boy."

angry lawyer
adj. not exceptional.
"Don't be so angry lawyer, boy."

rim-fire
n. boys without beer.
"Yo, this rim-fire is really irritating!"

ríomhaire
interj. an exclamation used in celebrating a victory.
"Ríomhaire! I knew you couldn't hide my house or home!"

I have no beer! D:




Edit:
smarterchild
n. mid-nineties term for money.
"Want some smarterchild, my friend?"

fabulous
adj. popular but not happy.
"Are you as fabulous as I am, boy?"
 
Darth Sidious
n. slang for a particular chain of fast-food burger restaurants.
"Jackie, are you coming down to Darth Sidious?"
 
laser
interj. expression of disbelief.
"Jackie, I just saw Sabrina and Sabrina, going to have sex with a unit of currency!" "Laser!"
Whoa.
 
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
n. a secret girl.
"That's the most secret abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz I've ever seen!"
The alphabet is short o.0

aAbBcCdDeEfFgGhHiIjJkKlLmMoOpPqQrRsStTuUvVwWxXyYzZ
n. a particularly happy man.
"Want me to talk to that aAbBcCdDeEfFgGhHiIjJkKlLmMoOpPqQrRsStTuUvVwWxXyYzZ, girl?"


happy
v. to punch things, with no purpose or reason.
"Girl, I really need to happy."

sad
interj. phrase suggesting that someone flirt with something.
"Billy - sad!"
 
15357
n. a type of car.
"So I was like '15357?', and Jackie was like 'yeah', I was like 'so?', and Shana was all you know, and they were so, like, yeah." "Er, what?"

numbers
adj. fast-moving.
"Shana is, like, so numbers."

........... eh?
 
hetairia
n. a high-quality house or home.
"Girl, I'm no hetairia!"

Girl, I'm no hetairia!
 
wigger
n. an inquiry of health, and confirmation of same.
"Hey there, man - wigger?" "Wigger."

qonfused
v. (vulgar) to bad-mouth someone.
"Brian, don't qonfused!"

LOLz.

It's not real... it just spouts off random things.

this translator is fake
adj. new.
"That female is so this translator is fake!"
 
Dog--
adj. carrying a tattoo.
"I need a Dog-- disco, and I need it now, bud."

^wtf?^

Corn Hole
adj. desirable or illegal.
"That car is so Corn Hole!"

^I loled sooo Hard^

teh
interj. casual greeting.
"Teh, Mom." "Teh."

^wtf^

pwn
interj. informal apology.
"That was your girl I tried to dance with? Pwn, Billie."

^The definition sentence conflicts with the definition itself... lol^

dick
n. a collective or quantitative noun for marijuana.
"Buddy, that's a whole dick of marijuana!"

^lol^
 
thadius
n. a particularly sexy car.
"Want me to steal that thadius, Frank?"

Yeah, That's right. I'm a damn sexy car. ;)
 
spookymooky said:
spookymooky
interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.
"You'd better spookymooky, Jesse."
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gay
interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.
"You'd better gay, Brian."

gayed v_v
 
warbie
interj. casual greeting.
"Warbie, bud." "Warbie."

:)


poo
adj. addicted to porn.
"I wish my family member was poo."

:rolling:
 
TollBooth Willie
v. to trip overclothes with lipstick.
"Scuse me while I TollBooth Willie, man."

Wut du fuk?
 
French Ninja
n. a small car.
"Jose, check out this French Ninja!"

Chuck Norris
interj. expression of disbelief.
"Buddy, I just saw Frank and Sally, going to smoke a gun!" "Chuck Norris!"

I love this thing.
 
I WIN!

Glirk Dient
adj. to be in a (sexual) relationship with someone.
"Is it true that Sabrina and Shana are Glirk Dient?"
 
Teta_Bonita
interj. phrase suggesting that someone slap something.
"Sabrina - Teta_Bonita!"

testicles
n. snacks belonging to a friend.
"Frank, you can't kiss testicles!"

Dan Turk
interj. a statement of agreement.
"Jackie, shall we play with some alco-pops?" "Dan Turk!"

pineapple
v. to behave in a sexy manner.
"Hey, Shana, wanna pineapple?"

munro's frilly bra collection
adj. not fake.
"I wish my family member was as munro's frilly bra collection as yours, girl."

wtf lol
 
AmishSlayer
adj. getting ready to buy something.
"Do you like my credit card, kid?" "Yeah, it's AmishSlayer."
 
polar bear
n. a person without a friend.
"That's the most desirable polar bear I've ever seen!"


Quake
v. to inject drugs into snacks with hair.
"Sabrina, wanna Quake?"

^^ LOL
 
crazyjeepdriver
v. to check out something in an unpleasant fashion.
"Mind you don't crazyjeepdriver, man."
 
er...

theSteven
adj. overly fond of boys.
"My friend, you're so theSteven."
 
cyberpitz
interj. casual greeting.
"Cyberpitz, man." "Cyberpitz."

I'm so ****ing using that in real life.

theSteven said:
er...

theSteven
adj. overly fond of boys.
"My friend, you're so theSteven."
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I KNEW IT!!



*EDIT* Aww, found it it's all bogus :( For one, Shamrock means the same thing as me.
2..
awtaw46y79wahtgjsdgh89346t
n. food belonging to a friend.
"What's with the awtaw46y79wahtgjsdgh89346t, Brian?"
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skaadi
n. alco-pops belonging to a friend.
"I'm gonna inject drugs into your skaadi, Jackie." "No you're not, Jose."

fat
interj. a statement of agreement.
"Kelly, shall we hate some contraceptives?" "Fat!"

paul
interj. phrase suggesting that someone have sex with something.
"Fool - paul!"
 
the_rebel_medic
adj. not foreign.
"Don't, buddy, he ain't the_rebel_medic."

Opium
n. 1. a tattoo. 2. food.
"Officer, where's my Opium?"

Crack
n. a sexy or pretty friend.
"So I was like 'Crack?', and Jose was like 'yeah', I was like 'so?', and Shana was all you know, and they were so, like, yeah." "Er, what?"

Medico
v. to share magazines with fast food.
"Shh, Jose, I'm trying to Medico."

(next is my facepunch alias)

Gen.Jimmy
n. girls, often unpleasant.
"Unpleasant Gen.Jimmy, Grandma!"
(oh noes D: D: D: )




rape
n. a child which the speaker wants to laugh at.
"Want to laugh at that rape, Reggie?"
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(WTF?)
 
sabre
n. 1. a girl. 2. breasts.
"That's the most sexy sabre I've ever seen!"

sabre0001
n. 1. a happy policeman. 2. a superior pair of trousers.
"Want me to shoot that sabre0001, Sabrina?"
 
It's all made up though :( That's no fun. Just type in "afajfi33434ksdkdf" and you'll get a meaning.
 
SubKamran said:
It's all made up though :( That's no fun. Just type in "afajfi33434ksdkdf" and you'll get a meaning.
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I thought it was pretty obvious that it's all made up D:
 
****
n. 1. a desirable burger. 2. an illegal party.
"This **** is insufficiently desirable!"


sucka
n. clothes, often pretty.
"I'm gonna share your sucka, fool."
 
crazyharij
adj. overly fond of music.
"Frank, you're so crazyharij.

aha so ****ing true
 
I hope no one has put this here yet:

hl2.net
n. a high-quality thong.
"Check out her hl2.net - let's share it!"
 
cyber
v. to laugh at something in a tiny fashion.
"I'm gonna go and cyber, Frank."
 
CyberPitz said:
"I'm gonna go and cyber, Frank."
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lolz
 
TIIMMYY
adj. loud or outrageous.
"Reggie! That's totally TIIMMYY!"
 
JNightshade
interj. an exclamation used in celebrating a victory.
"JNightshade! I knew you couldn't have sex with my man!"


...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
VictimOfScience
adj. owning a mobile phone.
"Nigel is, like, so VictimOfScience."

Ugh, how fuggin lame. I feel like I'm 12 now. ;(
 
ass
interj. an exclamation used in celebrating a victory.
"Ass! I knew you couldn't inject drugs into my pair of sunglasses!"

counter-strike
n. a vulgar hand gesture.
"Are you giving me the counter-strike, bud?"

half-life
adj. of an ugly nature.
"My man! That's totally half-life!"

shit
v. to intentionally punch a thong.
"The gang are going to shit, tomorrow."
 
hamburger
n. friends without buttocks.
"Got some hamburger?" "Yeah, I'm your man for hamburger, Jesse."

wtf... :|
 
bvasgm said:
borgasm
n. an old-school term for school.
"Hey, Dad! Nice borgasm!"
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HAHAHAHAHA

Heres one:
retard
n. a girl, particularly a big one.
"Boy, that retard is big!"

And another:

F**k
n. 1. a desirable burger. 2. an illegal party.
"This f**k is insufficiently desirable!"

Alyx Vance
n. (vulgar) a boy.
"Check out her Alyx Vance - let's disrespect it!"
 
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