Teens Who Don't Eat Breakfast Are More Likely To Have Sex

[Blackthorn]

I call for genocide on non-breakfast-eating-citizens.

All pirates deserve death penalty.

Get off my case, Nazi.

 

[Sledgehammer]

I am not a Nazi. I just don't see why decadence and decay should be allowed to thrive.

 

[Blackthorn]

Yeah those no-eating-breakfast sons of bitches are really bringing this world down. Damn them and their immoral ways.

 

[Sledgehammer]

I went slightly over the top there. I need sleep.

 

[Blackthorn]

Funny, Hitler used the same excuse...

 

[Sheepo]

I never eat breakfast, it takes me a good couple of hours after I wake up for me to be able to eat. Anything before that makes me feel really sick.

I feel like you might be my long list twin who is way cooler than me or some shit because that is exactly how I am. I eat before 11:30 and I just get hungrier and an upset stomach.

 

[Blackthorn]

I'm your Tyler Durden.

You know this because Blackthorn knows this.

 

[Sheepo]

I am Blackthorn's deepest sense of camaraderie.

 

[Blackthorn]

You are a not a beautiful and unique Goomba. You are the same generic enemy as everyone else. We are all part of the same world 1-1. We are the all bleeping, all blorking crap of the world.

 

[Sheepo]

**** movie references. We'll meet in the middle. Giant squid island. Be there in two hours.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

I've never eaten breakfast in my life. Also im 15 years old TIME TO PARTY.

 

[Blackthorn]

Make sure you ship doesn't get blown up. See you there.

 

[Sheepo]

The mods are never willing to change the thread title to "Sheepo and Blackthorn make virtual love" so I'm just not going to bother asking this time.

 

[Calhoun]

If these two above had ate breakfast, they wouldn't be banned right now.

 

[PJ]

If these two above had ate breakfast, they wouldn't be banned right now.

silly, silly lovers

 

[CyberPitz]

I think there' something to this. I've not had breakfast in close to 10 years.

 

[nurizeko]

I have to give another point of support to this thread's premise.


I woke up this morning and didn't have breakfast as is usual, and I swear I caught my hand giving me the googoo eyes of lust.

 

[SpiderPig]

Do cereal bars count?

 

[Raziaar]

I just had some breakfast today and I'm still sex free. GOD DAMMIT.

Oh no wait, I don't care.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

I don't know ablout you, but on such occasions I always rise early and enjoy a hearty repast.

Specially if she makes it for you :3

 

[Captain M4d]

I had breakfast...and I had sex. In the same day. HA!

 

[kineaesth]

I had breakfast...and I had sex. In the same day. HA!

Well there you go, the study is incorrect!

 

[Bad^Hat]

This morning I ate cornflakes out of a hooker's asshole.

Study further disproven?

 

[Stigmata]

Tomorrow morning I'm going to make Cheerios out of the first thirty women I see.

 

[TimoJay]

I do recall I had sex one morning, then had breakfast. However, after partaking in said breakfast, no more sex was to be had that day!

hence the study is validated

 

[Gemma]

I never eat breakfast. Does this mean I'm going to grow up to be a slut?

 

[Cornerstone]

I never eat breakfast. Does this mean I'm going to grow up to be a slut?

You don't have to grow up to be a slut.

 

[Gemma]

a 4 year old slut?

 

[Tyguy]

i just had breakfast for the first time in a LOOOONG time, but i've been bumbping uglies for a while as well. I hope I didn't just reverse the cycle :O

 

[Cornerstone]

a 4 year old slut?

What better time to start? You'd be the most popular girl in preschool.

 

[Spiritinthesky]

I'm gonna have a talk with my kids.

 

[Stigmata]

It's not worth it, Spirit. Your kids probably don't even get hungry in the morning anyway.

 

[Tyguy]

It's not worth it, Spirit. Your kids probably don't even get hungry in the morning anyway.

They're probably having sex...

not with eachother

incest is gross



sorry.

 

[Bad^Hat]

a 4 year old slut?

/me holds back Vegeta

Run. Run and don't stop.

 

[nurizeko]

Oooooooo sick burn on veggie.