teh lost kitteh

[CyberSh33p]

Today we were cleaning up because some blinds lady was coming over to make an estimate, so we(read: my dear sweet mother) put our cat in the garage.

After the lady left, I was gonna take our cat back in but my mom said nah, leave it there, and promptly scared it back into the garage.

hours pass, and I go looking for it, and can't find it. so after ten minutes I call my mom to help. We spend about half an hour searching every nook and cranny in the garage, including bags of garden soil(my mom came up with that one). We hear it meow once and then nothing for ten minutes later. Then I was leaning on the car and I heard a "murrr". I say that maybe the cat's in the motor, and my moms like "pfft, cat got no keys n3wb."

so like more time passes until I say I bet its in the motor again and my moms like fine, whatever lemme get teh keyz0rs. So, if you can't see this coming already, we opened the hood andmy cat is just sitting there, in the motor. My mom was like ""wtf" and I was all "OWNED!"

so now its time for kitty-washy. it was quite an experience. and shows how dangerous car/ts are.

imagine if you're driving down the highway and some cat in the middle of the road just jumps into your engine? chaos and hilarity would ensue! penguins would run amok in the streets! al gore would reveal himself as a time traveling cyborg bent on world destruction!

fight the power! death to the bourgeoisie!

 

[thehunter1320]

Originally posted by CyberSh33p
Then I was leaning on the car and I heard a "murrr". I say that maybe the cat's in the motor, and my moms like "pfft, cat got no keys n3wb."

so like more time passes until I say I bet its in the motor again and my moms like fine, whatever lemme get teh keyz0rs. So, if you can't see this coming already, we opened the hood andmy cat is just sitting there, in the motor. My mom was like ""wtf" and I was all "OWNED!"

lol

that made my night!

tell ur kitty i said hi!

and tell ur mom she's teh n3Wb13!!!

 

[Letters]

Originally posted by CyberSh33p
and my moms like "pfft, cat got no keys n3wb."

That was great...

 

[Pauly]

does your mom say keyz0r5 and WTF?

 

[thehunter1320]

new sig coming on!

 

[Letters]

Originally posted by thehunter1320
new sig coming on!

Ahh good... someone did it... I thought I might have to...

 

[Pauly]

Originally posted by thehunter1320
new sig coming on!

wtf

 

[thehunter1320]

to tell u the truth, thats not the wierdest missing animal story... my hampster one fell down that fan thing u find on floors that the heat and cold air come out of and we found him alive a week later in the heating vent

did u ever think ur kitty went up the muffler? thats how it could have gotten there

 

[CyberSh33p]

rofl, hunter
*points pauly to hunter's sig*

always good to be quotable, even if it is my mom ;P

 

[Hudson]

teh kittah wuz lostt btu ten joo fonud it!!!1!!

teh happpy stroy!11

 

[LoneDeranger]

My cat once got under the stove. I'm not sure what kind of horrors he witnessed there, but lets just say the stove wasn't moved once since WWII!

 

[CyberSh33p]

Originally posted by LoneDeranger
My cat once got under the stove. I'm not sure what kind of horrors he witnessed there, but lets just say the stove wasn't moved once since WWII!

rofl, I can imagine. probably an advanced microscopic civilization.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Originally posted by CyberSh33p
"pfft, cat got no keys n3wb."

Cyber's new nick name around here.. of course, given by his mom

that story was a good laugh, it is good to hear ur kitty was safe tho

 

[CyberSh33p]

Re: Re: teh lost kitteh

Originally posted by Dr. Freeman
Cyber's new nick name around here.. of course, given by his mom

oh fun, a nick name

that story was a good laugh, it is good to hear ur kitty was safe tho

yeah, I'm glad it was safe too. we were quite worried it had been trapped under some wooden planks my dad brought home in his drunken ennui under the premise he would do somehting useful with it. I think he just has an affinity for wood though.

 

[SpuD]

CyberSh33p owned his mom

 

[Shuzer]

Originally posted by SpuD
CyberSh33p owned his mom

I think that needs to be rephrased :dozey: or maybe my mind is in the gutter?

 

[Shippi]

One of my friend's hamsters ran off, and they found it under the washing machine. Her dad lifted the washing machine up, but he lost his grip and ... splat. Bye bye hamster

 

[CyberSh33p]

Originally posted by SHIPPI


One of my friend's hamsters ran off, and they found it under the washing machine. Her dad lifted the washing machine up, but he lost his grip and ... splat. Bye bye hamster

yowch :x

thats why its good o have a larger pet I s'pose.

and on the subject of pets, can someone please tell me how to use microsoft excel?

 

[Lil' Timmy]

you push the number keys, mostly. dude, is you're serious, just google some tutorials, must be a "billiard" of them.

 

[vgard]

Originally posted by SHIPPI


One of my friend's hamsters ran off, and they found it under the washing machine. Her dad lifted the washing machine up, but he lost his grip and ... splat. Bye bye hamster

I'm picturing that in my head right now :cheese:

My brother had two hamsters, but our cat opened the door to his room, unlocked the cage, dragged one of the hamsters to the kitchen and ate it. But it left the head in the middle of the floor. The second hamster got eaten the very next day, same thing, except the head was left in my brothers [edit] bed.. Poor hamsters. :dork:

 

[CyberSh33p]

ah, billiards are good. buutt... that would require reading ad the paper is due in like 6 hours. the problem mostly lies in the teachers lack of any help whatsoever. She not only didn't explain excel, she didn't even explain what she wanted. ugh, its annoying.

and your avatar is so warm and nice, timmy.

and ugard, thats horrible :x

 

[Lil' Timmy]

Originally posted by CyberSh33p
ah, billiards are good. buutt... that would require reading ad the paper is due in like 6 hours.

ah well, i can't help you then cuz i'm going to sleep!

and your avatar is so warm and nice, timmy.

theenks!

and ugard, thats horrible :x

hamsters are meant to be food for predators, not pets, i mean come on now, honestly.

 

[JonTheCanuck]

i'd hafta say that reminds me of a story about my friends cat. Anyway, one day, his dad tried starting the car, but it wouldn't start. So after repeated attempts, it final starts. Now needless to say, the cat was up in the *ahem* ...fan area, so lets just say when the fan started spinning, missing kitty fluff became abundant. Minced... poor little guy.

 

[CyberSh33p]

Originally posted by JonTheCanuck
i'd hafta say that reminds me of a story about my friends cat. Anyway, one day, his dad tried starting the car, but it wouldn't start. So after repeated attempts, it final starts. Now needless to say, the cat was up in the *ahem* ...fan area, so lets just say when the fan started spinning, missing kitty fluff became abundant. Minced... poor little guy.

that wasn't nearly as warm and fuzzy as timmy's avatar

 

[JonTheCanuck]

Originally posted by CyberSh33p
that wasn't nearly as warm and fuzzy as timmy's avatar

what can i say, i just finished watching the grinch movie :afro:

 

[Shippi]

Originally posted by JonTheCanuck
i'd hafta say that reminds me of a story about my friends cat. Anyway, one day, his dad tried starting the car, but it wouldn't start. So after repeated attempts, it final starts. Now needless to say, the cat was up in the *ahem* ...fan area, so lets just say when the fan started spinning, missing kitty fluff became abundant. Minced... poor little guy.

poor kitty


My sister used to have two gerbils. One day they escaped, and our cat managed to catch and eat one, leaving the tail in the middle of the living room floor. That was really unpleasant. And a couple of days later, the cat caught the other one, and pulled its tail off. It died the next day

Oh, and years ago we had some goldfish in the kitchen. I got home from school one day, and went into the kitchen. For some reason, the floor was wet. I took a closer look and realised that the floor had scales and fish-bits all over it... darn kitty. That was really gross.

 

[vgard]

hehe, everybody got some freaky animal story.. great, it binds us together somehow. I think.

 

[simmo]

lol, the story was funny as hell, stroke your kitten under the chin for me! , say it was from simmo

 

[Lil' Timmy]

well, not to bum anyone out, since this is a humorous thread, but i recently found out that my family cat of 10 yrs has terminal cancer. i guess different people feel very differently about it, but to me (us) he's really as much a part of the family as anyone else. i'm pretty broken-up about it (this is what prompted my change in avatar). just as upsetting as his immenent passing is that i have no way of getting home to be with him before he dies (they'll probably put him to sleep this coming monday if he's still alive). definitely give your kitty a scratch under the chin for me too cybersh33p. give him a hug too. thx.

 

[OCybrManO]

My current cats are cool. Have you ever seen a cat catch a low-flying bird?

EDIT: A cat we had when I was in elementary school was evil... I tried to pet it, then it jumped at me... and it was hanging onto my arm by its teeth.

Another evil cat stalked my cousins around the house, then started screaming and scratching/biting their legs... it was funny to watch them run from it (one of them ran up and over the couch to escape it... but it didn't work). I had to end up doing a Crocodile Hunter type move and jump on the cat's back.

 

[Varg|Hund]

Aye, give the kitty a hug from me too. I miss my old cat

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

My cats sleep in the engine of our van. Its got this little compartment thats insulated with foam covered with cotton or something. Anyway, its perfect for them to go in; its warm, its a safe place for them to go if theres dogs around and its also dry.

Lil' Timmy, i know how you feel. My old cat died of the feline version of aids years ago, it was so upsetting because that cat had been there since i was born. I remember that we had a holiday booked, and we decided to put the cat in a...cat looking after place, whatever you might call it, anyway we knew the cat was ill, but we didnt think it was serious. We found out it had died about a day before we returned.

cyberman...The oldest current cat we have (She is 10 now) used to be the best hunter ever. She often brought birds and mice in for us. After the kittens though, she didnt do it so much. The kitten we kept kind of started doing it instead.

 

[Murray_H]

Both my cats were mown down within about 2 weeks of each other. They were so cool!

 

[thehunter1320]

Originally posted by JonTheCanuck
what can i say, i just finished watching the grinch movie :afro:

did u watch the end? he's happy and warm in the end... newb

 

[CyberSh33p]

Hugs and strokes have been given out

Its amazing how many cats died in this forum =x

my condolences to all of you.

my cat we brought home on thanksgiving from outside. She's a real wild thing, very fiesty. Its been with us 2 years now I think.

 

[wowyouareacow]

I had a brown hamster.
I had a brown carpet on my floor.
I had a hamster.

 

[FortisVir]

You know, for some reason in today's society it seems like men are supposed to like dogs more than cats (Maybe its just where I live with all the rednecks). Well in my house we have two cats, and they are much better than any dogs we have ever had.


Kitten story-

The woman who used to live below my house bought a white kitten a couple weeks before she moved. She didn't take care of it very good, it was always running around outside and hungry. There are many stray dogs and cats where I live, its lucky it didn't get ripped to shreds. So my family kinda took it in we started feeding it and stuff, it would even be there waiting for me when I got home.

So one day I get home from class, and I hear it meowing like crazy (in that little pathetic 2-month old kitten meow). I look around for a couple minutes but I just can't figure out where the hell its at. Finally I just think about looking up, and the damn thing is 20 foot up a tree. I go over there and stretch my arms up as far as I can, it gets the message and trys to back down. When its about five or so feet up from my hands it loses its grip and falls.

Since cats automatically right themselves in midair, it landed with its claws in my hands, ouch. Oh well at least I got it out of the tree.

That woman moved out a while ago, I hope shes taking care of the poor thing :|

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Originally posted by Lil' Timmy
well, not to bum anyone out, since this is a humorous thread, but i recently found out that my family cat of 10 yrs has terminal cancer. i guess different people feel very differently about it, but to me (us) he's really as much a part of the family as anyone else. i'm pretty broken-up about it (this is what prompted my change in avatar). just as upsetting as his immenent passing is that i have no way of getting home to be with him before he dies (they'll probably put him to sleep this coming monday if he's still alive). definitely give your kitty a scratch under the chin for me too cybersh33p. give him a hug too. thx.

bah.. my condolences.. im not really much of a pet person myself but i have a few friends that have pets.. and i have come to understand that connection that pple have with their pets.

anyway, i still hope u get to see ur cat at least once before u never see him again..

 

[waedoe]

Originally posted by Lil' Timmy
ah well, i can't help you then cuz i'm going to sleep!

theenks!

hamsters are meant to be food for predators, not pets, i mean come on now, honestly.

Aye i have a hampster, ill kill you if you dont think thier pets!! god i love my hampster

 

[Lil' Timmy]

heh, ok waedoe, sorry
thanks freeman, but he died earlier tonight ;(
he was onky 10