Texas Woman tries to shutdown the Internet

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Well lads, guess our days are over.

http://www.rbales.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=3

Amarillo,TX --Gladis Haralski, founder of United Confederacy Against WWW (UCAWWW) announced last week of her ongoing campaign to shut down the internet.

In an interview Gladis proclaims the destructive way in which we use the internet degenerates society's standards. "The internet is nothing but filth to steal our children from God and truth", says Gladis...



Currently the UCAWWW holds 43 members, all of which reside in Texas. When Gladis was asked by reporters how she planned to reach out to others across the country she said, "We have many ongoing projects, and soon we'll be proud to announce the grand opening of our website."
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This is their website by the way: http://www.geocities.com/gladiswww/index.html

They've made a petition too.. http://www.petitiononline.com/UCAWWW/petition.html
 
The web site you are trying to access has exceeded its allocated data transfer. Visit our help area for more information.
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The intarnets must have already shut down!

edit: The petition comments are remarkably ironic.
 
CrazyHarij said:
Well lads, guess our days are over.

http://www.rbales.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=3



This is their website by the way: http://www.geocities.com/gladiswww/index.html

They've made a petition too.. http://www.petitiononline.com/UCAWWW/petition.html
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She'd be more plausible if she said it needed to be shut down because skynet was taking over...

Shut down the internet? The only way you'll achieve that mates is to blow up the file servers! And even then people will cross network, and run routers through!

It's like growing neurons interconnecting exponentially, you cannot stop it! :borg:

*Ahem*
 
While we're at it, let's shut down televison, radio, printing presses...hell, we can all live in caves and beat each other with sticks (unless we shut them down as well, then we're all a bit screwed).
 
Lucky she's not president, or she'd probably try to nuke teh internets.
 
OMG hypocritical morons, i can honestly say i'd find it amusing if they got run over.
 
Well that's proof enough for me! I for one will be ripping the connectors out from my modem, and I suggest you all do too. Be sure to telegram me when the project is completed.
 
But I won't be able to satisfy my deviant sexual needs if the internet is shut down!

Oh well. I guess I'll have to fall back on good ol' rape.
 
Being against the internet is going to be the popular cliche now, isn't it?
 
Ahahahaaaaaaa, check out some of the signatures:

1527. KD Don't know where I'll get my porn from but I'll do anything to stop proliferation of stupid online petitions.

1523. vvank me off I want to spurt over titties of sexay young ladies so come and get my hot love juice baby.

1493. asdsa I heard steve french eats ass
 
jondyfun said:
Ahahahaaaaaaa, check out some of the signatures:

1527. KD Don't know where I'll get my porn from but I'll do anything to stop proliferation of stupid online petitions.

1523. vvank me off I want to spurt over titties of sexay young ladies so come and get my hot love juice baby.

1493. asdsa I heard steve french eats ass
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Lol! There're great. They'll be laughing the other side of their face when the internet's banned though.

Like your sig btw :)
 
meh shutdown the internet ! lets make a website. Dumbass americans,,,

reading some of the comments: 11. icy "the Internet raped my cat"
 
Self-evidently not.

kirovman said:
They'll be laughing the other side of their face when the internet's banned though.
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Yes. Fools. As for the signature, well, imagining Tony administering the smackdown on anybody is just lawl :D
 
1558. Kirovman The internet is responsible for the death of my great uncle Jebadiah. He got his penis caught in port 8730 and it was ripped off by a hacker. RIP Jeb

RIP Kirovmans Great uncle May his penis lay internally on the internets

Port number: 8730

Common name(s): Uncle Jebidiah

Common service(s): Naughty Fun

Service description(s): Sexually oriented

Common server(s): That H4x0r

Common client(s): Uncle Jebidiah

Common problem(s): Loss of packets

Encrypted options: Sperm Bank

Secure options: Shrink Wrap sleeving, avoid bare wires

Firewalling recommendations: Condom

Attack detection: STD Test

Related ports: Female Port

Related URL(s): www.pen island .com

Other notes: Be Careful

u naughty person Kirovman :p
 
This is just sad but at the same time quite hilarious
 
The Internets Untidy, I'll grant that, but not filth to steal our children from God and truth.

I guess she's caught her son in the act to be that Hypersensitive
 
Joims said:
1558. Kirovman The internet is responsible for the death of my great uncle Jebadiah. He got his penis caught in port 8730 and it was ripped off by a hacker. RIP Jeb

RIP Kirovmans Great uncle May his penis lay internally on the internets

Port number: 8730

Common name(s): Uncle Jebidiah

Common service(s): Naughty Fun

Service description(s): Sexually oriented

Common server(s): That H4x0r

Common client(s): Uncle Jebidiah

Common problem(s): Loss of packets

Encrypted options: Sperm Bank

Secure options: Shrink Wrap sleeving, avoid bare wires

Firewalling recommendations: Condom

Attack detection: STD Test

Related ports: Female Port

Related URL(s): www.pen island .com

Other notes: Be Careful

u naughty person Kirovman :p
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OK! I confess! It was I!
 
another religious nut?

get her away from our streets and lock her up!
 
Everyone knows all the cool Christians are using the internets.
 
holy mother of... how many tub girl links were there on that petition?!
 
Ban the the interfilth before it dost thou smite us.
 
KoreBolteR said:
another religious nut?

get her away from our streets and lock her up to protect our Lord!
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:O Another religious nut! Lock him up! ;) Ever plan on finishing your sig Kore?
 
When I read this it reminded me of GTA:III on the radio station "chatterbox" with the "Citizens Raging Against Phones." If you heard it you know what I'm talking about. ;)
 
Ahahaha......this made me laugh, thought I'd share

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of "hot xxx galore." While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there cam a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my fee hardcore!".... quoth the server, 404
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