Texas Woman tries to shutdown the Internet

Made fun of them and tried to sound like the biggest noob possible. See number 1659.
 
The internets are teh haxx badness! SHUT DEM vDOWNv omg wtf the internet is bad for you! Seriously ladie, stfu. We are here to stay!
 
Isnt it ironic that they use the internet themselfs for their site and stupid petition and want it shut down at the same time ...
 
Chav said:
Isnt it ironic that they use the internet themselfs for their site and stupid petition and want it shut down at the same time ...
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.....No
 
how dare people think that they have the right to meet and share ideas,etc. with others from around the world?

god forbid that anyone should think outside the box that I have made for them called ignorance...
 
ktimekiller said:
they try to shutdown internet by using the internet.....
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They should just do what they did on Independence Day and use a virus.
 
1722. Where will I get my Bestiality porn!? MARCOPOLLOWNED!
1712. ASL It feels like someone just stuck a hot needle in my ballbag.
1711. You R. Douchebags religous nuts make baby jesus cry
1715. My penor (_)_)================D
 
I always knew you were important Marco

1768. OMG teh internets! Luk Brandine, we're on a bus! Yur dream has finahly come true.

Thought I'd add my 2c.
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
When you think about it, its the best way and not ironic at all.
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It may be the best way, but it is dripping with irony.
 
LOL. Anyone notice that the petition against the internet is made ON the internet? That's what I call ironic. You'd think that someone that's against something wouldn't use it...
 
.....I think water melon was dropped on his eyes as a small child, He obviously did not read the last 100 posts
 
"The internet is nothing but filth to steal our children from God and truth"


there should be a law that the penalty is instant death if someone uses god as a justification for whatever they're doing. These religious fanatics are a menace, they must be stopped
 
Teh_Poet said:
It may be the best way, but it is dripping with irony.
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Using something to destroy itself isn't ironic, at least in the sense people are suggesitng.

The irony would be in the success. The fact that the internet was destroyed by itself, would be ironic. Not that someone wanted to use the internet to get rid of it. Thats just being economical.
 
It's amazing how people like this fail to realize their hypocrisy. An online website and petition... tsk tsk.

Amazingly stupid and at the same time funny.

/me goes off to do drugs and have sex while simultaneously worshiping Satan by playing a violent, death-glorifying computer game.
 
why do these religious fanatics always try and get thier own way, cant we pack them in a shuttle and rocket them off to mars or something?
 
KoreBolteR said:
why do these religious fanatics always try and get thier own way, cant we pack them in a shuttle and rocket them off to mars or something?
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Then people would just form a new religion based around their return from space and we would have a whole new batch of crazies to deal with.
 
ktimekiller said:
they try to shutdown internet by using the internet.....
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Fight fire with fire!

That's a pretty awesome strategy :D:D:D
 
The internet is nothing but filth to steal our children from God and truth
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OmG!!!1 Teh intarnets is going 2 steal children from GoD and tRuthS!!!!!!11 StOp it n0w~!!!!1 :O

That's sig worthy.
 
"you cannot kill what you didnt create"
says all and people like that makes me sometimes hate Amerika.
 
We all know there is no such thing as the intehweb!!!111oneoneone or tEh mygty g0d.
 
KoreBolteR said:
why do these religious fanatics always try and get thier own way, cant we pack them in a shuttle and rocket them off to mars or something?
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It worked for the Puritans in the 1700s, let's do it!
 
I signed too, this internet thing has gotta stop..

1948. LittleB I agree ! Down with teh intarnets! Oh shit gotta go my kazaa is done downloading some pedophilic beastiality bondage hentai porno.... with a cumshot
 
1948. God

Excuse me but the internet is not trying to steal children from myself or truth. You are incorrect in thinking that. The internet and I are close friends. We have shared many a laugh together. Anyway, I have your children right here, don't worry. They're safe. Heh heh..... Well, ttyl -God.
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There's mine.
 
gha! I can't seem to view the sigs. Maybe the internet's been taken down?

In fact I can't seem to view any sigs on petitiononline.
 
FictiousWill said:
gha! I can't seem to view the sigs. Maybe the internet's been taken down?

In fact I can't seem to view any sigs on petitiononline.
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Me neither
 
Moto-x_Pat said:
There's mine.
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and i find myself a sig, finally, after years of searching i have stumbled upon pure hilarity encased within text. bravo.
 
KoreBolteR said:
why do these religious fanatics always try and get thier own way, cant we pack them in a shuttle and rocket them off to mars or something?
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Too expensive, perhaps herding all of them onto Madagascar will work better.
 
Too bad that its not real. Farowlesparrow, you need to make a for serious one and send some mailbombs to al gore for making it.
 
Woah.... Ive got more brains in my knee cap than that woman has in her head.

But I have no brain mass in my knee cap.... :O
 
this is clearly another elaborate joke :p they make an online petition to shut down the internet :p irony? I think not.

SupremePain said:
Woah.... Ive got more brains in my knee cap than that woman has in her head.

But I have no brain mass in my knee cap.... :O
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made me laugh :E :cheers:
 
Wait, is she that 'peer' guy that keeps booting me off the internets?
 
What if the internets stopped> ? omg thats a scary time for nerds I would just run in circles being scared with something on fire.
 
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