That's a lot of bacon...

It got so big because of all the fat kiddehs that failed to shoot him in the past.
 
Stupid Hill Billies...

Cant just let the thing be...

"oh look, something big and defenseless, lets kill it"
 
I just read the same article practically word for word in The Times the other day. I didn't realise newspapers did that, unless they bought the article of Fox or something.
 
Ewwwwwww! http://www.monsterpig.com/

*shudder*

Also


hehe

Jamison received a congratulation from:
Rickey Medlocke of Lynyrd Skynyrd - Kenny Chesney - Tom Knapp & Tim Bradley of Benelli - Jerry Miculek of Smith & Wesson
and his Heros from our Armed Forces around the world

what the...?

holy lol look at the positive coments

http://www.monsterpig.com/positive_comments.htm

Greetings, Jamison, from Jerusalem, Holy Land!

I would like to bless you with health, wisdom and kindness.

Now that you have attracted prominence, more than ever you will need the right kind of guidance to steer you right in the full days of rich life ahead of you. A life full of good deeds and helping others will always be rewarded from Heaven.

You may have saved someone from the danger of a vicious animal. I am personally familiar with the apprehension of these savage animals in rut while I was on late-evening hikes through Tennessee or northern Alabama woods.

Jamison,
Stone's are great and so was your trophy. Enjoy your time in the spotlight and remember God put that boar in your sights for a reason. This will be a big growing experience for you, whether you realize it or not yet. Best of luck in the movie and keep up the good grades.

thats hilarious
 
bigpig2la3.jpg
My first thought was - "How did that fatty chase a giant hog for three hours?"

Seriously, that was more exercise than he's probably had in his entire life.
 
Jamison,
Stone's are great and so was your trophy. Enjoy your time in the spotlight and remember God put that boar in your sights for a reason. This will be a big growing experience for you, whether you realize it or not yet. Best of luck in the movie and keep up the good grades.

it is true. On the fourth day God created large boars, so the fat children he planned to make later could shoot them and become famous.
 
ah yes. allow me to rephrase: i have no idea how he fired that pistol without the guns kick snapping off his chubby little arm. that, is a handcannon.
 
the biggest example of a wild animal seen in decades is hunted down and killed ..ya that seems the logical thing to do:

Jamison, who killed his first deer at age 5, was hunting with father Mike Stone and two guides in east Alabama on May 3 when he bagged Hogzilla II. He said he shot the huge animal eight times with a .50-caliber revolver and chased it for three hours through hilly woods before finishing it off with a point-blank shot.

fatty has enough bad karma to affect his entire family ..oh well if an accidental misfire doesnt pay the karmic reaper a fat saturated heart will over time

oh and why is that religion and the eradication of animals always go hand in hand? Is if there is a jesus I bet he's pretty pissed that people kill off his animals for sport ..no one likes a vengeful jebus, what with the raining frogs, unsightly boils, and death of first borns it's not smart to mess with jebus ...or as I suspect to be the case jesus is a card carrying member of the NRA and enjoys shooting animals
 
Maybe next time he goes hunting, he''l learn to shoot an animal in the head and spare it 3 hours of slow death.
 
This one time there was this huge spider. It freaked me out, so I smooshed it. I hate spiders.
 
Fat boy kills a fat hog.

It works.
 
Back
Top