The 12 days of half life 2

[theroadtonowhere]

Well... untill Half Life 2 .

On the First day of Half Life 2 my true love gave to me. 1 X800 XT!!!


(to be continued)

 

[Fishlore]

- edited for ruining the 12 days of HalfLife2 -

 

[Asuka]

Wow I think you win best thread of the day award.

 

[theroadtonowhere]

On the Second day of Half Life 2 my true love gave to me 2 Headcrabs hugging and a X800 XT.

nonono you have to wait till tommorow we are on day one

 

[Fishlore]

LOL, sorry I'll remove the text.

 

[Beserker]

I think you are stupid...retarded even.

 

[theroadtonowhere]

No one cares what you think, go some where else with your negative attitude we don't want you in this thread.

 

[Beserker]

But you're a perfect target

 

[theroadtonowhere]

Your being an ass hole for no apparent reason, grow up.

 

[Goombatommy]

Come on, stop bashing the guy. There's no need for it. Let him post what he want's too regarding his enjoyment of Half Life 2. I would right now too, but I can't because....yea...

 

[BladeTurbo]

I think you are stupid...retarded even.

you are making an A** out of yourself, leave the guy alone. i think this could be an interesting thread, i'd like to see where this goes.

 

[baron insig]

Hehe i smell spag bolougnase tho that had best be included!!!!

 

[burner69]

Looking 4ward to tomoros posts!
But what is the full song normally?
What words we gota rhyme with?

 

[DiortemrM]

I think you need to be beaten 12 different ways.

 

[wonkers]

clever post don't let the forum nazi's and religious fanatics complain

 

[BladeTurbo]

Looking 4ward to tomoros posts!
But what is the full song normally?
What words we gota rhyme with?

how about on the last day, 1 disgruntled wife

 

[burner69]

or "no social life"
hehe

 

[theroadtonowhere]

Hope this helps

http://www.lyricsdownload.com/baby-tigga-12-days-of-christmas-lyrics.html
( I wanted to post the actual song lyrics but couldnt find them so I posted this lol)

 

[UKchaos2]

12 more days until the end of the "x number of days left" threads.

I cant wait.

 

[Asuka]

11 more days hehe! 9 hours!

http://www.forumbucket.com/hl2countdown.swf

3 am New York! WOOT!

 

[phantomdesign]

Don't mean to steal anyone's thunder, but there are alreadt about 30 christmas songs twisted to a Half Life 2 theme in this thread --> http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?p=887178 <--

 

[Rolan]

I think you are stupid...retarded even.

re·tard1
v. re·tard·ed, re·tard·ing, re·tards
v. tr.
To cause to move or proceed slowly; delay or impede.
v. intr.
To be delayed.
n.
1. A slowing down or hindering of progress; a delay.
2. Music. A slackening of tempo.


The release of HL2 was retarded, but he is not.

 

[Ghost Freeman]

Off topic.

 

[Ennui]

for christs sake let him have his fun and stop being idiots.

 

[johnnypoopoopant]

there are 12 more days

i remeber when we had almost a month

time sure does fly

 

[we11er]

there are 12 more days

i remeber when we had almost a month

time sure does fly

Heh yeah, it suddenly hit me too reading your post - LESS THAN TWO WEEKS!

 

[BladeTurbo]

there are 12 more days

i remeber when we had almost a month

time sure does fly

but it sure isn't fun, the wait is excruciating.

 

[brokenjago]

aklwnrgbaoejigbauioegbaoijhedgbLSKGs;rgSDHasetj

*ahem*

11 more days!!

 

[eiric]

10 more days... well, it's over 0:00 in sweden, altough the timer isn't set for the release hour...

 

[kaellinn18]

For Fishlore:

On the Second day of Half Life 2 my true love gave to me 2 Headcrabs hugging and a X800 XT.

 

[burner69]

One Partridge in a Pear Tree
Two Turtle Doves
Three French Hens
Four Calling Birds
Five Gold Rings
Six Geese-a-Laying
Seven Swans-a-Swimming
Eight Maids-a-Milking
Nine Ladies Dancing
10 Lords-a-Leaping
11 Pipers Piping
12 Drummers Drumming


It's gotta rhyme guys!

So, One the first day of Half-Life, Valve gave to me; an X800 XT. On the second day of Half-Life, Valve gave to meeee, two of Gordon's gloves, and an X 800XT

 

[Asuka]

there are 12 more days

i remeber when we had almost a month

time sure does fly

Seriously dude. Wow.

10 more days 14 hours 55 mins 57 secs.

 

[Lanthanide]

Burner - um, none of those words actually rhyme.

What is important is to get the number of syllables correct and to get words that flow together, which is quite hard. Pretty much all of the HL2 xmas songs in that other thread that someone mentioned had the syllables all mixed up, and consequently they just sound really bad and pathetic.

Two headcrabs hugging is 5 syllables, as is "two of Gordon's gloves".

On the twelvth day of Christmas, Valve Software gave to me:
12 Manhacks mincing
11 Scanners scanning
10 Striders stalking
9 Crowbars whacking
8 Zombies screaming
7 Crossbows aiming
6 Combine dying
5 Hazard suits
4 Scientists
3 Bullsquids
2 Stun batons
And a headcrab in a dark vent

Right, time to go back to studying for my exam in 5 hours.

 

[Varsity]

This thread rocks, but nobody will do it in order.

 

[Lanthanide]

Mine's in order...

Posting 1 line a day is stupid on this forum, everyone spams the thread with crap so it'd all be spread out and impossible to read.

 

[Varsity]

Yes, exactly.

 

[Bluechair]

Looking 4ward to tomoros posts!
But what is the full song normally?
What words we gota rhyme with?

You've never heard "The 12 days of Christmas"?

 

[theroadtonowhere]

On the second day of half life 2 my true love gave to me, 2 sticks of corsair DDR pc3200 ram one X800XT, to start my Half Life 2 PCcccccccc

 

[A True Canadian]

"Two of Gordan's gloves"

could be changed to:

"One pair of gloves"

For those who wish to have it rhyme, as well as keep the syllables in tact.

EDIT : Nevermind, that throws off everything :O :rolling:

EDIT2: Make that "Two bloody gloves" and it should be alright. :stare: