PvtRyan
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Whenever I can, I sit down to pee. There, I've said it. I was raised that way but continue to do it because it's the only way that makes any sense. It's a bit of a taboo, but I don't see why that is because standing up to pee has to be one of the most retarded things our society does.
There's no reason for it, none. But plenty of reasons not to.
- It's unhygienic to others. Not even just unhygienic, but if it's someone else's house, I'd say downright rude. Even if you aim perfectly, some of it bound to splash up. And that's with perfect aim and we all know that's apparently a big problem for some.
- It's unhygienic to yourself. I remember whenever I stood up to pee and was not wearing any pants, I could feel a fine mist of pee hitting my legs. Nice. Another factor is that when you sit, you can easily grab a piece of toilet paper and wipe, whereas when you stand you do the stupid shake which just doesn't work well enough and you're sometimes left with a little wet stain in your underwear.
- You can't go full throttle, because that creates even bigger splash and thus mess. Whenever I sit, I can fully unleash and not hold back. No problem.
- It's harder to fully empty your bladder. It seems like it's always possible to squeeze out some more when standing. This also exacerbates the shaking problem.
- The feared 'forked stream' is a huge problem if standing when it happens, not even an issue when sitting.
- You can't pee with a boner unless you sit down.
- It's not even really faster, because you spend more time getting all the pee out of your bladder and shaking your willy. Perhaps you stay put a little longer when sitting, because it's more relaxing. But that's just another advantage of sitting then: it's relaxing. No aiming or concentration required.
- Ye olde "put the toilet seat down" feud.
I just don't get it why you would stand. Don't you sit down anyway when you go #2? And don't you pee when you do? Do you feel less manly when you sit? Who exactly is watching you pee anyway? And if anyone does, it's usually a female and she does it too, so who is she to judge? Or is it a rebellion against women that would all like you to sit? Well, guess what: they're completely right.
Sure, it's nice in the forest and stuff, but how often does that happen, really? Why do it at home? Whenever not at home I also stand up, but that's because you guys have made such a huge mess of it in the first place.
This mostly concerns toilets, urinals I have less of a problem with, but they're still kinda gross (now the pee mist hits your hands and there's a guy looking at your dick, yay!). They're kind of redundant too.
There's no reason for it, none. But plenty of reasons not to.
- It's unhygienic to others. Not even just unhygienic, but if it's someone else's house, I'd say downright rude. Even if you aim perfectly, some of it bound to splash up. And that's with perfect aim and we all know that's apparently a big problem for some.
- It's unhygienic to yourself. I remember whenever I stood up to pee and was not wearing any pants, I could feel a fine mist of pee hitting my legs. Nice. Another factor is that when you sit, you can easily grab a piece of toilet paper and wipe, whereas when you stand you do the stupid shake which just doesn't work well enough and you're sometimes left with a little wet stain in your underwear.
- You can't go full throttle, because that creates even bigger splash and thus mess. Whenever I sit, I can fully unleash and not hold back. No problem.
- It's harder to fully empty your bladder. It seems like it's always possible to squeeze out some more when standing. This also exacerbates the shaking problem.
- The feared 'forked stream' is a huge problem if standing when it happens, not even an issue when sitting.
- You can't pee with a boner unless you sit down.
- It's not even really faster, because you spend more time getting all the pee out of your bladder and shaking your willy. Perhaps you stay put a little longer when sitting, because it's more relaxing. But that's just another advantage of sitting then: it's relaxing. No aiming or concentration required.
- Ye olde "put the toilet seat down" feud.
I just don't get it why you would stand. Don't you sit down anyway when you go #2? And don't you pee when you do? Do you feel less manly when you sit? Who exactly is watching you pee anyway? And if anyone does, it's usually a female and she does it too, so who is she to judge? Or is it a rebellion against women that would all like you to sit? Well, guess what: they're completely right.
Sure, it's nice in the forest and stuff, but how often does that happen, really? Why do it at home? Whenever not at home I also stand up, but that's because you guys have made such a huge mess of it in the first place.
This mostly concerns toilets, urinals I have less of a problem with, but they're still kinda gross (now the pee mist hits your hands and there's a guy looking at your dick, yay!). They're kind of redundant too.
