the Angry Sea fights back

[CptStern]

Instant Karma ftw

A fisherman was recovering from surgery after he was speared in the chest and knocked into the Atlantic Ocean by a blue marlin during a fishing competition off Bermuda's coast.

Ian Card, 32, was in stable condition at King Edward VII Hospital in the British Island territory from a wound that his doctor said could have been fatal.

"He was very lucky," said Dr. Christian Wilmsmeier. "It was a very serious injury.

ya probably because he had a 14 foot fish sticking out of his chest ....he could have died but he didnt and it's unintentionally funny so I dont feel bad

Fisherman: 0
Fish: 1

 

[Qonfused]

How is it funny?

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Don't **** with the ocean my friends!

 

[Murray_H]

Lolz, mar-velin.

Owned by the ocean's sport apparatus.

 

[gh0st]

um we've been raping and destroying and polluting the ocean for hundreds of years.

one gay fisherman speared with a fish is not exactly hurting humanity.

 

[CptStern]

How is it funny?

how is it not? ..look at the size of this thing

 

[Tr0n]

Holy shit...lololol. Pwned.

 

[JNightshade]

Holy shit...lololol. Pwned.

My thoughts exactly

 

[Sulkdodds]

That is incredible.

The best thing is, now he can brag to people about how a marlin speared him through the chest and he survived.

 

[DreadLord]

What a beast.

 

[CrazyJeepDriver]

Wow, that fish is huge, Im surprised he survived.

 

[CptStern]

the pic in the photo is not the fish that speared him ..it's just a pic I pulled to illustrate a Blue Marlin's size ...I think the one that speared him was larger ..14 feet they claim

 

[lePobz]

The fish call it 'Humaning'

 

[Parlez]

ROFL! That would be something worth seeing!

 

[DannyC.]

Jesus, ouch. What, did it jump out of the water? Kinda funny, but I can't imagine being stabbed... especially by a 14 ft. fish.

 

[Steve]

That is incredible.

The best thing is, now he can brag to people about how a marlin speared him through the chest and he survived.

It'll eventually devolve into a drunken bar story, ending with him saying "oh now you've done it" and punching the Marlin out.

 

[Dekstar]

...I think the one that speared him was larger ..14 feet they claim

But the one that speared me was THIS LARGE!

 

[Hectic Glenn]

The fish call it 'Humaning'

Haha very good Pobz! What a crazy story, as long as the guy is alright it's pretty funny to see a case where the fisherman becomes the HUNTED.