The best 'dear john' letter ever

[gh0st]

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky


The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:


Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky

 

[OCybrManO]

Wasn't that on M*A*S*H?

 

[TheSomeone]

That made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

 

[ailevation]

That's funny, yes, it was on MASH!

 

[Beerdude26]

Yey, that was funny and clever of the marine ^-^

[/5-year old]

 

[Ennui]

Ancient story and I doubt it was really from Afghanistan

 

[bliink]

Yeah.. its one of those perennial jokes

 

[kaikisjew9]

that was funnnnnny

 

[63]

I'll say lol to you sir, good day!

 

[ricera10]

I gotta remember that for the future

 

[CyberPitz]

I gotta remember that for the future

So true.

Shit..I'm going to have to do it! lmfao.