The best of "Yo mama"

[the_wolf27]

Whos got the best yo mama diss??
Your chance to battle it out.

Yo mamas so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Yo mamas so slutty, she gives more clap than an audience.

 

[Ikerous]

Yo mama has cancer.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Yo mama has cancer.

Thanks jackass. That makes things so much easier. ;(

 

[TheSomeone]

Thanks jackass. That makes things so much easier. ;(

If by "things" you mean "rape," ikerous says that's not true.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

If by "things" you mean "rape," ikerous says that's not true.

Hell naw.

 

[the_wolf27]

Yo mamas so dumb she got fired from a blowjob

 

[Ikerous]

I lyk to dance!!

"Yo mamas so dumb she got fired from a blowjob"

 

[Adabiviak]

Ha ha ha! Sooo childish but so funny. I don't know any good ones, but actually the "Yo momma's got cancer" made me laugh the loudest.

 

[the_rebel_medic]

Your mum's so stupid she made an upwards firing ejector seat on a helicopter!

 

[Mutley]

Your mommas so lazy she didn't use the search function to find another topic with your momma jokes in.

 

[the_wolf27]

yo mamas so dumb she didn't realise that this was a yo mama joke post and that search functions for yo mama jokes are not the topic of interest here. Lets make it more interesting. Make them up. Originals

 

[the_rebel_medic]

Your mommas so dumb that she didn't want to revive long dead threads

 

[Sparda]

Your mum's so stupid she made an upwards firing ejector seat on a helicopter!

LOL

 

[Steven]

Your Mum's so dumb that you won't understand this joke because she passed on her genes to you.

 

[Danimal]

yo mamas so dumb she didn't realise that this was a yo mama joke post and that search functions for yo mama jokes are not the topic of interest here. Lets make it more interesting. Make them up. Originals

Yo mama told me the one you posted wasn't one you made up.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Your mum.

 

[el Chi]

Treat your momma right.

Your mum.

That's what she said.

 

[Rizzo]

My eyes tear up everytime i hear Mr. T sing. Not in a good way.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Sorry, can one's eyes actually 'tear up' in a good way?

 

[el Chi]

Oh Sulk, with this cunning wordplay you are really spoiling us!

 

[Jintor]

What a Cunning Linguist.

 

[ríomhaire]

Yo mamma is a valuable member of our society!

 

[Rizzo]

Of course you eyes can tear up in a good way. Tears of joy. Ever heard of that?

Edit: Oh...

 

[Ravioli]

"Come by my house later today to pick up yo momas panies"

or

"are you allowed in yo momas room? if so, can you please pick up my pants?"

 

[JNightshade]

Yo mama's such a slut, they call her "the Squirrel" 'cause she's always got nuts in her mouth!

 

[DreadLord]

Yo mamma is a valuable member of our society!

Owned.

 

[Glirk Dient]

Treat your momma right.


That's what she said.

I treated your mom right...in bed! Oh snap!

 

[Lucid]

Yo mama is so stupid tha-*gun shots are heard in the distance, and then a faint scream*

 

[poo poo head]

Yo mama's head's so big, that when she stands on top of a hill, she causes an eclipse.

Yo mama's so fat, she bought a Hummer with just one seat in the middle of it.

Yo ma's so fat, that she fell in the hippopotamous exibit at the zoo and nobody noticed.

Jo mama's so fat that when she eats a club house sammich, she actually eats a club house in a sandwhich.

Yo mama's so hairy, that she went down a waterslide and we had to un-clogg the bitch with Drain-O.

Yo mama's head so big, last halloween, she came dressed as a lowercase i.

Yo Mama is so dumb she sold her car for gas money.

 

[Hondo]

Your mum's so stupid she made an upwards firing ejector seat on a helicopter!

On some helicopters, those work.

 

[Seagull]

Yo mama's so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits *AROUND* the house!


Yo mama is so fat, she absorbs smaller moms and grows even larger.

 

[Qonfused]

Tu madre es rica en la cama a noche.

 

[Kamikazie]

Usted es mamas asi que retardado que ella mira esto y dice "es este ingles?"

I take spanish also

 

[Ikerous]

Usted es mamas asi que retardado que ella mira esto y dice "es este ingles?"

I take spanish also

You are moms so retarded that she sees this and says "is this english?"

Either I suck at spanish, or your tenses are off

 

[Kamikazie]

The latter, I didn't say that I passed Spanish

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You are you suck asi that slowed down that she watches this and says "is this ingles"? Do jizza what?

 

[Ikerous]

You are you suck so slowed down who she watches this and says “he is this English”

google translator ftw

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Indeed.

 

[Kamikazie]

Fine, I put the English version in Babblefish, I was close except for the little 's

:hmph:

Usted es mamá es así que retardado que ella miraba esto y dicho "es este inglés?"