Tollbooth Willie
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You are mother you are so slowed down who she watched this and this "he is this English"
What the ****?
What the ****?
The best of "Yo mama"
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TheSomeone
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yoyo ma is a good string player.
ailevation
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Yo momma teeth so long she stabs herself in the chest when she laughs.
Yo momma so fat when she plays Thumb Wars, she plays with the entire army at one time.
Yo momma so ugly they're considering changing her birthday to halloween.
Yo momma so fat when she plays Thumb Wars, she plays with the entire army at one time.
Yo momma so ugly they're considering changing her birthday to halloween.
the_wolf27
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yo mama is so dumb that when she buys guns in counterstike she tries to put her creditcard in the disk drive
sinkoman
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I was in science today, and we were going over some notes about genes and crap, and one of the exampes was a cow.
So the teacher flips to this picture of this white cow, and there's this thing underneath it.
My Friend:
"Hey Derek, that looks like your mom"
I say, outloud "What's that thing uderneath it"
Random kid replies "It's its udder, dumb****"
Me "No, that big thing sticking out of its side"
Teacher "It's a baby cow *rolls eyes*"
Me "That's a pretty ugly baby"
Teacher "That's what the doctors said when you were born, Taylor, now shut up"
Lol, that was pretty funny.
So the teacher flips to this picture of this white cow, and there's this thing underneath it.
My Friend:
"Hey Derek, that looks like your mom"
I say, outloud "What's that thing uderneath it"
Random kid replies "It's its udder, dumb****"
Me "No, that big thing sticking out of its side"
Teacher "It's a baby cow *rolls eyes*"
Me "That's a pretty ugly baby"
Teacher "That's what the doctors said when you were born, Taylor, now shut up"
Lol, that was pretty funny.
ailevation
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sinkoman said:
So that means...
Yo momma so ugly that she gave birth to an ugly child!
OoooooooooO You got SERVED!
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Ya Mammas So Dumb She Cant Understand Where The Windows Shortcut Is In Your Programs By The Start Menu.
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This thread is a-cruisin for a bruisin.
Yo momma so fat, she has serious weight problems!
I win
Yo momma so fat, she has serious weight problems!
I win
VirusType2
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Your mom is so fat, she has to pay for two seats on the bus.
Your mom is so fat, the back of her neck look like ham-hocks.
Your mom is so dumb, she plugged the mouse into the back of the monitor.
Your mom is so fat, she uses serving spoons and cooking bowls for cereal.
Your mom is so fat, she uses 1 box of cereal and 1 carton of milk for 1 serving of cereal.
Your mom is so dirty, the shower is scared to turn on.
Your mom is so fat, she tripped, fell down, and caused an earthquake.
Your mom is so ugly, the mirror won't even look at her.
Your mom wears a triple Z bra.
Your moms ass cheeks hang over the edge of the toilet and touch the walls.
Your mom uses a roll of toilet paper each time she takes a dump.
Your moms breath smells like a thousand miles of shit.
Your mom has a trailer attached to her car to haul her ass.
Your mom went to the beach, and when she got in the ocean, it over-flowed.
Your mom is so big, she has to take a bath in a swimming pool.
Your mom is so big, you can see her ass from the front.
Your mom is so fat, you can see her tits from the back.
Your mom is so dumb, she got confused reading a coloring book.
Your mom is so dumb, she got lost in her house.
Your mom is so fat, when she walks, the whole neighborhood knows it.
Your moms ass is so big, it's got its own zip code
Your mom is so big, she has to live in a warehouse.
Hahah, I could make these up all day. It's pretty easy if you just think. A few of the I remembered hearing from someone else though.
Reading through them, you can see my 'train of thought' One idea led to another. You try it.
Your mom is so fat, the back of her neck look like ham-hocks.
Your mom is so dumb, she plugged the mouse into the back of the monitor.
Your mom is so fat, she uses serving spoons and cooking bowls for cereal.
Your mom is so fat, she uses 1 box of cereal and 1 carton of milk for 1 serving of cereal.
Your mom is so dirty, the shower is scared to turn on.
Your mom is so fat, she tripped, fell down, and caused an earthquake.
Your mom is so ugly, the mirror won't even look at her.
Your mom wears a triple Z bra.
Your moms ass cheeks hang over the edge of the toilet and touch the walls.
Your mom uses a roll of toilet paper each time she takes a dump.
Your moms breath smells like a thousand miles of shit.
Your mom has a trailer attached to her car to haul her ass.
Your mom went to the beach, and when she got in the ocean, it over-flowed.
Your mom is so big, she has to take a bath in a swimming pool.
Your mom is so big, you can see her ass from the front.
Your mom is so fat, you can see her tits from the back.
Your mom is so dumb, she got confused reading a coloring book.
Your mom is so dumb, she got lost in her house.
Your mom is so fat, when she walks, the whole neighborhood knows it.
Your moms ass is so big, it's got its own zip code
Your mom is so big, she has to live in a warehouse.
Hahah, I could make these up all day.
It's pretty easy if you just think. A few of the I remembered hearing from someone else though.Reading through them, you can see my 'train of thought' One idea led to another. You try it.
the_rebel_medic
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Zur mutter ist sehr doof, sie essen die tich und habe liebe für die nilpferd!
the_wolf27
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Yo dad is so stupid that he ended up marrying yo mama.
Yatta
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Yo momma's so fat, she's obese.
Yo momma's so fat, she weighs 300 lbs.
Your momma's so fat, people call her fat.
Your momma's so fat, she weighs a lot.
Your momma's so fat, she went in for a liposucktion.
Your momma's so fat, she's heavy.
Your momma's so fat, it's noticeable.
Yo momma's so fat, she weighs 300 lbs.
Your momma's so fat, people call her fat.
Your momma's so fat, she weighs a lot.
Your momma's so fat, she went in for a liposucktion.
Your momma's so fat, she's heavy.
Your momma's so fat, it's noticeable.
BeaverMon
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Yo mama's so tall, she's mistaken for a ladder.
Yo mama's so fat, she leaves craters everytime she gets up from sitting.
Yo mama's so fat, that when she was born, they had to cut the mother's stomach open to get her out.
Yo mama's so fat, that she would be a game boss if a headcrab got ahold of her head.
Yo mama's so fat, she leaves craters everytime she gets up from sitting.
Yo mama's so fat, that when she was born, they had to cut the mother's stomach open to get her out.
Yo mama's so fat, that she would be a game boss if a headcrab got ahold of her head.
the_rebel_medic
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Your madog is so stupid, he can't seem to relise that the title thing is annoying!
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