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DoctorGordon3
Guest
“Looks like the sh*t hit the dang nuclear-powered fan”
- Unknown
“Mr. Gandhi, what do you think of Western civilization?”
“I think it would be a good idea”
- Reporter, Gandhi
“Uhh yeah Officer, can I get two shakes and a side order of fries?”
- Unknown
“And rolling your shirt sleeves up suggests that you're ready to get down to the final price”
- UNKNOWN
“Lord Vader?”
“Yes master?”
“….Rise”
- Emperor Palpatine, Darth Vader, Star Wars Revenge of the Sith
“No women no children”
- Unknown, The Professional
“I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search; I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth!”
- Agent Fleming, Beavis and Butt-head Do America
“Bring in…the logic probe”
- Master Control Program, Tron
“And that’s why I’ll make a better Commander-In-Chief”
- John Kerry
“Ok how bout we all draw straws and the loser runs across the parking lot with a ham sandwich?”
- Unknown, Dawn of the Dead
“That piece of bread landed butter-side down”
- Unknown
“Deploy the decimator”
- Unknown, Dark Reign
"Does that mean I have to upgrade?"
- Unknown
“That’s not exactly daddy’s cup of tea”
- The Bride, Kill Bill Vol. 2
“You always told me to stay off the freeway...you said it was suicide”
- Trinity, The Matrix Reloaded
"’Weak dang idiots’ is not a way to say hello...”
- Unknown
“We like to assume time is a fundamental concept…I believe that not even location is fundamental”
- Unknown
“The other week I was in art: I decided to stroll outside and they were all having some sort of circus, riding unicycles and juggling”
- Unknown
“Great spirits always encounter violent opposition from mediocre minds.”
- Albert Einstein
“But around the time we hear, "And then Gordon falls in love..." we usually head back to Seattle screaming.”
- Doug Lombardi
"Yeah 'mods' is really scary. One time I looked at mods and smiled. He did a ninja back-flip over my head and bisected my tongue before I had time to blink. He's mean. Sometimes we all have ice-cream here at the boards, but if mods walks in, he takes all our ice-cream and pours it down his pants and walks around the rest of the day with ice-cream in his pants. That's how tough he is."
- Darkstar
”Silence heretic! YOU WILL ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR LORD!”
- Unknown
“D*mn it Jim I’m a doctor not a miracle worker!”
- Unknown, Star Trek
“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”
- Sigmund Freud
“Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately”
“I wouldn't say I've been missing it Bob”
- Bob, Peter, Office Space
“I've got nipples Greg, can you milk me?”
- Unknown, Meet the Parents
“I'd say it's a half gram heavy on the back.”
- Riddick, Chronicles of Riddick
“Convert now... or fall forever”
- Lord Marshal, Chronicles of Riddick
“You're gonna kill me with your soup cup?”
“Tea, actually”
“What?”
“I'll kill you with my teacup”
- Criminal, Riddick, Chronicles of Riddick
“Evil will always win, because good is dumb”
- UNKNOWN, Evil Genius
“Kleiner has stuck strictly to science and has not yet picked up a rocket launcher”
- UNKNOWN. Halflife2.net
“It'll bide it's time, waiting until your back is turned and then it'll whip it's tongue round your neck and drag you up to a horrible chomping death”
- UNKNOWN. Halflife2.net
"Your weapons, you will not need them"
"What's in there?"
"Only what you take with you"
- Yoda, Luke, Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
"Religion is an illusion and it derives its strength from the fact that it falls in with our instinctual desires."
- Sigmund Freud
“So, where are we taking this Freeman guy?”
”Topside for questioning”
”What the hell for? We got him, let’s kill him now!”
”Uhh, and if they find the body?”
”Body? What body?”
- Marine, Marine, Half-life
“All I know is he's been killin’ my buddies”
- Marine, Half-life
“For God's sake, open the silo door! They're coming for us and it's our only way out! Oh my God, we're doomed!”
- Scientist, Half-life
“Chilled…monkey brains”
- Unknown, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
“Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?”
- Unknown
“I catch you around my daughter again, and you’ll be finished permanently”
- Unknown, Wild Things
“Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, ok?”
- Bill Lumbergh, Office Space
“You know, squirrelly looking guy, mumbles a lot.”
- Bob Porter, Office Space
“Absolutely, the pleasure's all on this side of the table, trust me.”
- Bob Slydell, Office Space
“What if, and believe me this is hypothetical. But what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?”
- Bob Slydell, Office Space
“That’s three more people we can get rid of…and then there’s Tom Smykowski…he’s useless”
- Bob Slydell, Office Space
“Wipe this pathetic planet from the face of the galaxy!”
- Darth Malek, Knights of the Old Republic
“WELCOME TO THE MESS HALL!!!”
- Sarge, Doom 3
“If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
- Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars A New Hope
“This is a place of business; take…off…the hat”
- Unknown, CSI
“You’re going to make a wonderful addition to this year’s publications”
- Unknown
“You got paper, and you got paint….A DEADLY COMBINATION!!!”
- Fire Marshal Bill, Saturday Night Live
“After all, anticipation is everything”
- Dr. Betruger, Doom 3
“Come to the professor”
- Unknown, The Ladykillers
“Looks like a trailer-park after a tornado”
- Unknown, Wrongfully Accused
“Any more brain-busters?”
- Billy Madison, Billy Madison
“I killed that pathetic bodyguard and now I’m going to kill you”
- Sarge, Doom 3
“You will die, and your soul will rot in Hell forever”
- Dr. Betruger, Doom 3
“Gordon is now officially an unstoppable killing machine, he virtually wiped out an entire alien race and a government army single-handedly. He tears through platoons of soldiers like a buzz-saw.”
- Unknown
“Make that special moment that much more enjoyable”
- Unknown
"Evacuate, in our moment of triumph?...I think you overestimate their chances."
- Grand Moff Tarkin, Star Wars A New Hope
"It's the ship that made the Kessel run in twelve parsecs"
- Han Solo, Star Wars A New Hope
"Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold"
- Boba Fett, Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
"Your powers are weak old man!"
- Darth Vader, Star Wars A New Hope
"You may dispense with the pleasantries Commander, I am here to put you back on schedule."
- Darth Vader, Star Wars Return of the Jedi
"Tear this ship apart until you've found those plans and bring me the passengers. I want them alive!"
- Darth Vader, Star Wars A New Hope
"Asteroids do not concern me Admiral..."
- Darth Vader, Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
"I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further"
- Darth Vader, Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed"
- Darth Vader, Star Wars A New Hope
"We would be honored, if you would join us”
- Darth Vader, Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
"Impressive, most impressive."
- Darth Vader, Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
"I want that ship...not excuses"
- Darth Vader, Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
”The death toll is catastrophic!”
- Sio Bibble, Star Wars Episode I
”Katarn....welcome....welcome to the future”
- Desann, Jedi Knight II
“I’m talking…formulas”
- Unknown
"In accordance with the prophecy"
- Unknown
“You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?”
- Unknown
“I must find a more suitable host body."
- UNKNOWN, 100 Things to do in a Crowded Elevator
“You think this will run on my 486?”
- Unknown
“The only thing we can do now is call your mother to the stand!”
- Mr. Hands, Mr. Bill
“Ohhh noooo!”
- Mr. Bill, Mr. Bill
“We cut the engine open with the plasma cutter to do a post-mortem”
- John Carmack, UNKNOWN
“We wouldn't want your soul to be sucked dry now would we?”
- Dark Virtue, UNKNOWN
“You can really understand how much of an influence the satanic cult has been on that organization”
- UNKNOWN, Christ-Centered Doom 3 Review
“A Rocket Launcher may be a bit excessive, but people tend to listen to you when you point it to them”
- Unknown, Doom 3
“Anything tricky, I blow your ribs across the parking lot”
- Jimmy, The Whole Ten Yards
“Humiliation!”
- UNKNOWN, Counter-Strike
“Hey Stinky! Kitchen's closed. Whatcha havin'? Six library guards, raw? Plus belts and boots? Man, you're gonna need some heavy fiber to move that out”
- Hellboy, Hellboy
“Your a** is mine!”
- Hellboy, Hellboy
“How big can it be?”
- Hellboy, Hellboy
“Didn't I kill you already?”
- Hellboy, Hellboy
“It’s Satan, get’em!”
- Unknown
"Welcome, Welcome to City 17! You have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban settings. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by...our benefactors. I've been proud to call City 17 my home. And so, whether you are here to stay or passing through, away to parts unknown...welcome to City 17! It's safer here."
- Dr. Breen, Half-life 2
“What the hell were they thinking? Chainsaws serve no purpose on Mars!”
- Unknown, Doom 3
“Look ok, I was beat down with a loaf of bread”
- Unknown
“Chainsaw Zombie. Once part of the maintenance staff of the UAC facility, instead of fixing the little problems around the base, these guys are now helping to create them.”
- UNKNOWN, PlanetDoom.com
“I’d go down there myself, but…my thing, is in the way”
- Unknown
“I’d go down there myself, but there are….things, in the way”
- Barney, Half-life
“They must be here for the sheep”
- Professor Broom, Hellboy
“I will swear with my hand on a stack of bibles that there is no basis in reality for that speculation.”
- Todd Hollenshead, id Software
“Gordon doesn't need to hear all this; he's a highly trained professional!”
- Unknown, Half-life
“Alien b*stards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride”
- Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem 3d
“In the supermarket, casually checking the freshness of cantaloupes”
- NA, Sparknotes.com
“There's someone on the wing!
- Unknown, The Twilight Zone
“Get your big butt back in the house!”
- Edgar, Men In Black
“You're coming with me. It's a long trip. I'll need a snack.”
- Edgar, Men In Black
“You can have my gun, when you pry it from my cold dead fingers”
- Edgar, Men In Black
- Unknown
“Mr. Gandhi, what do you think of Western civilization?”
“I think it would be a good idea”
- Reporter, Gandhi
“Uhh yeah Officer, can I get two shakes and a side order of fries?”
- Unknown
“And rolling your shirt sleeves up suggests that you're ready to get down to the final price”
- UNKNOWN
“Lord Vader?”
“Yes master?”
“….Rise”
- Emperor Palpatine, Darth Vader, Star Wars Revenge of the Sith
“No women no children”
- Unknown, The Professional
“I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search; I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth!”
- Agent Fleming, Beavis and Butt-head Do America
“Bring in…the logic probe”
- Master Control Program, Tron
“And that’s why I’ll make a better Commander-In-Chief”
- John Kerry
“Ok how bout we all draw straws and the loser runs across the parking lot with a ham sandwich?”
- Unknown, Dawn of the Dead
“That piece of bread landed butter-side down”
- Unknown
“Deploy the decimator”
- Unknown, Dark Reign
"Does that mean I have to upgrade?"
- Unknown
“That’s not exactly daddy’s cup of tea”
- The Bride, Kill Bill Vol. 2
“You always told me to stay off the freeway...you said it was suicide”
- Trinity, The Matrix Reloaded
"’Weak dang idiots’ is not a way to say hello...”
- Unknown
“We like to assume time is a fundamental concept…I believe that not even location is fundamental”
- Unknown
“The other week I was in art: I decided to stroll outside and they were all having some sort of circus, riding unicycles and juggling”
- Unknown
“Great spirits always encounter violent opposition from mediocre minds.”
- Albert Einstein
“But around the time we hear, "And then Gordon falls in love..." we usually head back to Seattle screaming.”
- Doug Lombardi
"Yeah 'mods' is really scary. One time I looked at mods and smiled. He did a ninja back-flip over my head and bisected my tongue before I had time to blink. He's mean. Sometimes we all have ice-cream here at the boards, but if mods walks in, he takes all our ice-cream and pours it down his pants and walks around the rest of the day with ice-cream in his pants. That's how tough he is."
- Darkstar
”Silence heretic! YOU WILL ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR LORD!”
- Unknown
“D*mn it Jim I’m a doctor not a miracle worker!”
- Unknown, Star Trek
“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”
- Sigmund Freud
“Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately”
“I wouldn't say I've been missing it Bob”
- Bob, Peter, Office Space
“I've got nipples Greg, can you milk me?”
- Unknown, Meet the Parents
“I'd say it's a half gram heavy on the back.”
- Riddick, Chronicles of Riddick
“Convert now... or fall forever”
- Lord Marshal, Chronicles of Riddick
“You're gonna kill me with your soup cup?”
“Tea, actually”
“What?”
“I'll kill you with my teacup”
- Criminal, Riddick, Chronicles of Riddick
“Evil will always win, because good is dumb”
- UNKNOWN, Evil Genius
“Kleiner has stuck strictly to science and has not yet picked up a rocket launcher”
- UNKNOWN. Halflife2.net
“It'll bide it's time, waiting until your back is turned and then it'll whip it's tongue round your neck and drag you up to a horrible chomping death”
- UNKNOWN. Halflife2.net
"Your weapons, you will not need them"
"What's in there?"
"Only what you take with you"
- Yoda, Luke, Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
"Religion is an illusion and it derives its strength from the fact that it falls in with our instinctual desires."
- Sigmund Freud
“So, where are we taking this Freeman guy?”
”Topside for questioning”
”What the hell for? We got him, let’s kill him now!”
”Uhh, and if they find the body?”
”Body? What body?”
- Marine, Marine, Half-life
“All I know is he's been killin’ my buddies”
- Marine, Half-life
“For God's sake, open the silo door! They're coming for us and it's our only way out! Oh my God, we're doomed!”
- Scientist, Half-life
“Chilled…monkey brains”
- Unknown, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
“Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?”
- Unknown
“I catch you around my daughter again, and you’ll be finished permanently”
- Unknown, Wild Things
“Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, ok?”
- Bill Lumbergh, Office Space
“You know, squirrelly looking guy, mumbles a lot.”
- Bob Porter, Office Space
“Absolutely, the pleasure's all on this side of the table, trust me.”
- Bob Slydell, Office Space
“What if, and believe me this is hypothetical. But what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?”
- Bob Slydell, Office Space
“That’s three more people we can get rid of…and then there’s Tom Smykowski…he’s useless”
- Bob Slydell, Office Space
“Wipe this pathetic planet from the face of the galaxy!”
- Darth Malek, Knights of the Old Republic
“WELCOME TO THE MESS HALL!!!”
- Sarge, Doom 3
“If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
- Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars A New Hope
“This is a place of business; take…off…the hat”
- Unknown, CSI
“You’re going to make a wonderful addition to this year’s publications”
- Unknown
“You got paper, and you got paint….A DEADLY COMBINATION!!!”
- Fire Marshal Bill, Saturday Night Live
“After all, anticipation is everything”
- Dr. Betruger, Doom 3
“Come to the professor”
- Unknown, The Ladykillers
“Looks like a trailer-park after a tornado”
- Unknown, Wrongfully Accused
“Any more brain-busters?”
- Billy Madison, Billy Madison
“I killed that pathetic bodyguard and now I’m going to kill you”
- Sarge, Doom 3
“You will die, and your soul will rot in Hell forever”
- Dr. Betruger, Doom 3
“Gordon is now officially an unstoppable killing machine, he virtually wiped out an entire alien race and a government army single-handedly. He tears through platoons of soldiers like a buzz-saw.”
- Unknown
“Make that special moment that much more enjoyable”
- Unknown
"Evacuate, in our moment of triumph?...I think you overestimate their chances."
- Grand Moff Tarkin, Star Wars A New Hope
"It's the ship that made the Kessel run in twelve parsecs"
- Han Solo, Star Wars A New Hope
"Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold"
- Boba Fett, Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
"Your powers are weak old man!"
- Darth Vader, Star Wars A New Hope
"You may dispense with the pleasantries Commander, I am here to put you back on schedule."
- Darth Vader, Star Wars Return of the Jedi
"Tear this ship apart until you've found those plans and bring me the passengers. I want them alive!"
- Darth Vader, Star Wars A New Hope
"Asteroids do not concern me Admiral..."
- Darth Vader, Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
"I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further"
- Darth Vader, Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed"
- Darth Vader, Star Wars A New Hope
"We would be honored, if you would join us”
- Darth Vader, Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
"Impressive, most impressive."
- Darth Vader, Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
"I want that ship...not excuses"
- Darth Vader, Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
”The death toll is catastrophic!”
- Sio Bibble, Star Wars Episode I
”Katarn....welcome....welcome to the future”
- Desann, Jedi Knight II
“I’m talking…formulas”
- Unknown
"In accordance with the prophecy"
- Unknown
“You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?”
- Unknown
“I must find a more suitable host body."
- UNKNOWN, 100 Things to do in a Crowded Elevator
“You think this will run on my 486?”
- Unknown
“The only thing we can do now is call your mother to the stand!”
- Mr. Hands, Mr. Bill
“Ohhh noooo!”
- Mr. Bill, Mr. Bill
“We cut the engine open with the plasma cutter to do a post-mortem”
- John Carmack, UNKNOWN
“We wouldn't want your soul to be sucked dry now would we?”
- Dark Virtue, UNKNOWN
“You can really understand how much of an influence the satanic cult has been on that organization”
- UNKNOWN, Christ-Centered Doom 3 Review
“A Rocket Launcher may be a bit excessive, but people tend to listen to you when you point it to them”
- Unknown, Doom 3
“Anything tricky, I blow your ribs across the parking lot”
- Jimmy, The Whole Ten Yards
“Humiliation!”
- UNKNOWN, Counter-Strike
“Hey Stinky! Kitchen's closed. Whatcha havin'? Six library guards, raw? Plus belts and boots? Man, you're gonna need some heavy fiber to move that out”
- Hellboy, Hellboy
“Your a** is mine!”
- Hellboy, Hellboy
“How big can it be?”
- Hellboy, Hellboy
“Didn't I kill you already?”
- Hellboy, Hellboy
“It’s Satan, get’em!”
- Unknown
"Welcome, Welcome to City 17! You have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban settings. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by...our benefactors. I've been proud to call City 17 my home. And so, whether you are here to stay or passing through, away to parts unknown...welcome to City 17! It's safer here."
- Dr. Breen, Half-life 2
“What the hell were they thinking? Chainsaws serve no purpose on Mars!”
- Unknown, Doom 3
“Look ok, I was beat down with a loaf of bread”
- Unknown
“Chainsaw Zombie. Once part of the maintenance staff of the UAC facility, instead of fixing the little problems around the base, these guys are now helping to create them.”
- UNKNOWN, PlanetDoom.com
“I’d go down there myself, but…my thing, is in the way”
- Unknown
“I’d go down there myself, but there are….things, in the way”
- Barney, Half-life
“They must be here for the sheep”
- Professor Broom, Hellboy
“I will swear with my hand on a stack of bibles that there is no basis in reality for that speculation.”
- Todd Hollenshead, id Software
“Gordon doesn't need to hear all this; he's a highly trained professional!”
- Unknown, Half-life
“Alien b*stards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride”
- Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem 3d
“In the supermarket, casually checking the freshness of cantaloupes”
- NA, Sparknotes.com
“There's someone on the wing!
- Unknown, The Twilight Zone
“Get your big butt back in the house!”
- Edgar, Men In Black
“You're coming with me. It's a long trip. I'll need a snack.”
- Edgar, Men In Black
“You can have my gun, when you pry it from my cold dead fingers”
- Edgar, Men In Black
