The Best things in life....

Originally posted by mrBadger
Idolon, you have just reminded me of falling asleep on one of my best mates (female) chest's.... since we were both drunk and tired... :p... was nice :) ....... sleeping on someone rocks so much, forgot that :)
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Damn, that reminded me of a less pleasant experience.
I was drunk and fell asleep on the floor.
A male friend of mine (who by the way is kinda large) fell asleep on top of me... :flame:
Don't ask me why... I wasn't conscious.
When I woke up I was in serious pain. :x

to sum it up:
Sleeping under someone rocks not so much... :)
 
Originally posted by |MaTT|
Along with Moshing to music and Beef'n'tomato pot noodles i would say that list is damn close to what im about! :E :bounce:
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I prefer spicey Curry of Bombay badboys.
 
Storm outside when your happy
Sunny outside when you have nothing else to do
They say money can't buy you happiness. They're wrong
Love, of all kinds
Music, and the little things in the song, the tiny notes and sounds that lurk under the tune but deepen the greatest music
And all manner of beasts. From badgers to kobolds to gorillas.
Neon word-craziness befuddlement
 
Anything that has to do with linux.
Shooting Guns.
going out on my own for a week in the woods.
Hunting.
Put Put Golf.
Making fun of Hondas.
The Fact that I have never had sex or kissed a girl.(No im not gay)
A warm summer evening fishing.
shooting friends at two feet with paintballs.
 
The words:

Spam
Splien
Splunst
and
Discombobulation

walking in walm rain,
The pain in your body, when the weekend previously you've just been out climbing/hiking/walking with all your mates
a really enjoyable book
knowing you've done something good (ie a good model etc)
Knowing you've influenced someone life....
Knowing that what ever happens at least 1 of your friends if not all will stick by you.....
 
Originally posted by thenerdguy
The Fact that I have never had sex or kissed a girl.(No im not gay)
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Dude, that is really sad. :LOL: How old are you?
 
Uh oh ... thenerdguy, you cant really say things like that. I suppose you're a nerd and stuff, but still.

See I haven't said anything about sex and everyone thinks I'm some sort of a pimp.

/me had a stomach ache today so he came home and drank a glass of cognac
/me will go vomit in the toilet shortly
 
Originally posted by symptom
Getting home just in time to take a dump.
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Its so true.

I don't wanna get graphic or anything. But i had a phantom poo the other day. I was sat there for quite a while minding my own business, but after i had finished, the toilet was empty. Nothing in there at all. It was really weird because it felt like i had unloaded a small towns worth into one toilet.

I don't see why you are calling thenerdguy sad. To be honest i dont know if he was joking or not but I myself haven't had sex, I'm 17 and many people i know believe that to be late. Perhaps his world doesn't revolve around having sex. Not everyone thinks that is what its all about. There is also the fact that some people might not think that having sex is what makes you a real man, that before you have had it, you're still just a child or some kind of complete loser.
 
** THE CULPRIT **

Quiznos Double Cheese Melt

I'm never going to that place again. :flame: :devil:
 
Originally posted by Farrowlesparrow
Its so true.

I don't wanna get graphic or anything. But i had a phantom poo the other day. I was sat there for quite a while minding my own business, but after i had finished, the toilet was empty. Nothing in there at all. It was really weird because it felt like i had unloaded a small towns worth into one toilet.

I don't see why you are calling thenerdguy sad. To be honest i dont know if he was joking or not but I myself haven't had sex, I'm 17 and many people i know believe that to be late. Perhaps his world doesn't revolve around having sex. Not everyone thinks that is what its all about. There is also the fact that some people might not think that having sex is what makes you a real man, that before you have had it, you're still just a child or some kind of complete loser.
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OMG LOL! I hate phantom p00ps! I still think its kind of sad, but what i really meant was sad was that he never kissed a girl, now that is truly sad.
 
I've never kissed or had sex neither... cept this one time at a party, but that doesn't count relly.
 
Originally posted by Farrowlesparrow
I don't see why you are calling thenerdguy sad. To be honest i dont know if he was joking or not but I myself haven't had sex, I'm 17 and many people i know believe that to be late. Perhaps his world doesn't revolve around having sex. Not everyone thinks that is what its all about. There is also the fact that some people might not think that having sex is what makes you a real man, that before you have had it, you're still just a child or some kind of complete loser.
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He's right. I'm 28, married, and have sex all the time with the woman of my dreams. What separates people who "still haven't had sex" from (perhaps) every one else, is:

1. self control.
2. my own priorities are more important than peer pressure.
3. I've never had to worry about getting nasty diseases... "it burns when I pee", "good thing I can take this drug to make those icky sores go away temporarily", or best of all, "I've got 3 months to live because of complications from my hiv infection".
4. Let's be honest: the world where ppl have sex with each other all the time and nobody regrets it is only on t.v., like melrose place or "Friends". That goes for diseases, feelings of betrayal, regret, guilt, etc.
5. When I married my wife, who had also saved herself, I knew that niether of us was giving the other "used goods".

my $0.02 . A real man is someone who does what he thinks/feels is right, rather than follow every biological urge or do what other people want just to "belong".

Individual strength. That's what makes the man.
 
Originally posted by LoneDeranger

everyone thinks I'm some sort of a pimp.
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Pimp? Plz man face it. We're on a message board for a game that isn't even out yet. We're all geeks. Now have a spork and a beer. :cheers:
 
Originally posted by Farrowlesparrow
Its so true.

I don't wanna get graphic or anything. But i had a phantom poo the other day. I was sat there for quite a while minding my own business, but after i had finished, the toilet was empty. Nothing in there at all. It was really weird because it felt like i had unloaded a small towns worth into one toilet.

I don't see why you are calling thenerdguy sad. To be honest i dont know if he was joking or not but I myself haven't had sex, I'm 17 and many people i know believe that to be late. Perhaps his world doesn't revolve around having sex. Not everyone thinks that is what its all about. There is also the fact that some people might not think that having sex is what makes you a real man, that before you have had it, you're still just a child or some kind of complete loser.
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:cheese:
 
Originally posted by Zeus
Pimp? Plz man face it. We're on a message board for a game that isn't even out yet. We're all geeks. Now have a spork and a beer. :cheers:
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too true:stare:
 
Originally posted by DeBaan
"it burns when I pee",
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lol wot are u on about sounds like curry to me or is that when u go for a shit owell i dunno
 
Originally posted by DeBaan
He's right. I'm 28, married, and have sex all the time with the woman of my dreams. What separates people who "still haven't had sex" from (perhaps) every one else, is:

1. self control.
2. my own priorities are more important than peer pressure.
3. I've never had to worry about getting nasty diseases... "it burns when I pee", "good thing I can take this drug to make those icky sores go away temporarily", or best of all, "I've got 3 months to live because of complications from my hiv infection".
4. Let's be honest: the world where ppl have sex with each other all the time and nobody regrets it is only on t.v., like melrose place or "Friends". That goes for diseases, feelings of betrayal, regret, guilt, etc.
5. When I married my wife, who had also saved herself, I knew that niether of us was giving the other "used goods".

my $0.02 . A real man is someone who does what he thinks/feels is right, rather than follow every biological urge or do what other people want just to "belong".

Individual strength. That's what makes the man.
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Yeah .. all good points. Thats why I will try to get married ASAP as soon as I graduate from college. Unfortunatelly I have no clue how the marriage thing works. I've never even been to a wedding before. :(
 
i completely forgot this threead...it actually brought a smile on my face, just by reading some of those stuff..imagining it all :)
 
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