The Christmas / New Years Thread! YAY

[CyberPitz]

**** this shitty holiday.

Where's my Steak and Blowjob?

 

[Emporius]

Where's my Blow and Steakjob?

 

[Cavalry]

Where'sjob my steakblow?

 

[AKIRA]

my where's blowsteak job

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Where's my job so I can put steak on the table for my lazy ass ****ing wife who can't go out and get a real ****ing job seriously the kids are both 16 years old now it can't be that ****ing hard for them to take care of themselves I mean really even they have ****ing jobs you lazy ass **** now shut the **** up grab a newspaper and start searching before I have a pole shoved up your ass and a meat grinder in your vagina DO YOU HEAR ME

 

[Cavalry]

Where's my job so I can put steak on the table for my lazy ass ****ing wife who can't go out and get a real ****ing job seriously the kids are both 16 years old now it can't be that ****ing hard for them to take care of themselves I mean really even they have ****ing jobs you lazy ass **** now shut the **** up grab a newspaper and start searching before I have a pole shoved up your ass and a meat grinder in your vagina DO YOU HEAR ME

Are you having problems at home?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

My wife beats me. ;(

 

[AKIRA]

you are a teenager.

 

[ríomhaire]

you are a teenager.

You are a senator!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You are a Vortigaunt!

 

[Emporius]

Thou art a rapscallion!

 

[Cavalry]

You are the Emporious!

 

[delusional]

You a crossbanned.

 

[Naph]

You are locking the thread.

 

[Pesmerga]

What the hell, it ain't Christmas no more ya god damned wankers!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Shut up it's Christ Mass in my pants!

 

[delusional]

thread

/delete

 

[Krynn72]

The End Is Nigh@! D:

FALSE. The end will never nigh.

 

[Vegeta897]

Not if Bill Nigh has anything to say about it.

 

[delusional]

I ate bill nighs ears.

 

[Vegeta897]

I, Nate, ill eyes bears.

 

[Shamrock]

Merry Christmas!
Happy New Year!
Close this thread!

 

[taviow]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

This is such a happy time of the year!

 

[Shamrock]

This thread must stay at the top of the page for the rest of the year!

Re-sticky it!

 

[Eejit]

Happy new year!

 

[Phobie]

Happy Christmas 2008!

 

[CyberPitz]

I hate and love this year. Mostly hate..*looks at car* Never mind *sigh*

 

[Phobie]

Poor Pitzy. <3

 

[Shamrock]

I hate and love this year. Mostly hate..*looks at car* Never mind *sigh*

Wait what? Did I miss something?

Sarcasm meter seems to be broken today.

 

[Druckles]

Christmas ended last year...

 

[Xendance]

hi, merry christmas

 

[Majestic XII]

Christmas is closed.

 

[cheddarrr]

I hate and love this year. Mostly hate..*looks at car* Never mind *sigh*

it could be worse..

you could be on fire D:

happy new year!

 

[Eejit]

I hear Alan Rickman cancelled Christmas.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Alan Rickman is a cracker. His opinion doesn't matter.


****ing white people stealing mah soup.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Whee, it's Christmas again


Oh, wait

 

[Druckles]

Alan Rickman got stabby stabbed D: