The Circle of Life

[LittleB]

The goals of man:

3 years old: not to wet himself

14 years old: to have friends

16 years old: to have a driver's license

18 years old: to have sex

35 years old: to make money

50 years old: to make more money

60 years old: to have sex

70 years old: to have a driver's license

75 years old: to have friends

80 years old: not to wet himself

 

[kirovman]

Profound...

 

[Llama]

...and disturbingly true

 

[CrazyHarij]

We have once again been blessed by the wisdom of LittleBuddha.

 

[Ren.182]

Haha, so true!

 

[Sulkdodds]

Depressing. ;(

 

[ailevation]

I've been wanting to have sex waaay before 18. Oh wait, i'm not even 18. Oh wait it's been accomplished already.

 

[Evo]

Well im making money (albeit shit amounts) at 17, so done that one early!
And i have a year until i am expected to have sex accoring to this, well hopefully before then of course! :bounce:

And, so, so true

 

[The Dark Elf]

The goals of man:

3 years old: not to wet himself

14 years old: to have friends

16 years old: to have a driver's license

18 years old: to have sex

35 years old: to make money

50 years old: to make more money

60 years old: to have sex

70 years old: to have a driver's license

75 years old: to have friends

80 years old: not to wet himself

cool, now do one for chavs

 

[Beerdude26]

The goals of chavs:

3 years old: not to steal shit

14 years old: to have drugs

16 years old: to have a piece

18 years old: to have sex (preferably under influence)

35 years old: to make drug money

50 years old: to make more drug money

60 years old: to have sex (preferably under influence)

70 years old: to be alive

75 years old: to be alive

80 years old: to have your ass thrown in jail because of all those drugs

 

[LittleB]

Beerdude, the joke is their second half of their life mirrors the first half.

 

[Beerdude26]

I know.
I'm just making fun of chavs

 

[Nat Turner]

Unless we have a nuclear war, advances in medicine will likely improve enough to change all of this. Don't be depressed.

Life's gonna be long and great. :thumbs:

 

[LittleB]

Thank you Captain Random.

 

[specialmax]

Special Max's one:

3 years old: Have sex

14 years old: Go to a toga party but arrive in a thong

16: Go on a rampage with a stick some toilet paper and a bag full of peanuts

18: Get total overdose and other kick ass games.

35: Be a hero and save the city from the Nucular Noob

50: Pretend that your about to die but in the hospital wake up and scream at every one!

60 Make Hally Berry clone and err... Investigate her

70: Nothing in peticular

75: Dress up like a punk and do shit

80: All of the above.

 

[StardogChampion]

The goals of chavs:

3 years old: not to steal shit

14 years old: to have drugs

16 years old: to have a piece

18 years old: to have sex (preferably under influence)

35 years old: to make drug money

50 years old: to make more drug money

60 years old: to have sex (preferably under influence)

70 years old: to be alive

75 years old: to be alive

80 years old: to have your ass thrown in jail because of all those drugs

Are you kidding? They've already had sex at 14, and the females are pregnant by 16. Arrested for drugs should be at about 18.

The rest of their life is just leave jail, get put back in, leave jail, get put back in, die.