The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done

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I've done some crazy things in my life. me and my friends used to live each day based off of jackass and cky when we were like 12-15. Kinda chilled out now that im 18. Matured I guess?? nah, id probably still do some of it.Our cameras were our best friend. I'm high and on a rant, so, I'll be descriptive. This was before me and my friends discovered the wonders of pot, so we just skated and did insanely fu cking stupid shit to keep ourselves entertained. One day me, Daniel (R.I.P), and a couple friends (it was usually just six of us that hung out every damn day) got tired of skating and whatnot, so we decided to film something funny. i decided to get into a trashbag on a random front porch while Daniel rung the doorbell and ran. my other friend was filming from a pretty good distance. this sorta old guy opens the door and just looks down. i sat there for like a minute. i popped out and scared the shit out of him and ran. not funny to read i guess, but we got quite a few laughs watching the footage. another time ( at night), daniel and our other friend hid behind the corner in front of brusters filming what i was about to do. noone was in line, and i told them i would piss while i ordered. i ordered a strawberry milkshake, and just pissed all over the cartoon bruster dude on the wall. i heard someone say oh my god, but they acted normal when they came back with the milkshake. ive done crazier things, but those are the only two that are on my mind right now.
 
I drove without my seat belt one time...

It was wicked
 
I went outside my house without a shank once
 
I've done some pretty crazy (and stupid) things, some intentional, some not. I once wore an SS helmet to German class taught by a Jewish teacher (intentional), I shot a hole in my roof once (not intentional), I got arrested for having a stupid airsoft gun in my pocket when I went into Best Buy (unintentional), got completely smashed in Mexico and then got robbed by the Mexican police (first half intended, not exactly crazy but whatever. Second half not), etc.
 
i watched a whole 6 hour marathon of full house once.

Seriously, nothing beats that.
 
hehehehe, oh man this one time I.....wait.....I really do not feel like being turned in.
 
Uriel said:
i watched a whole 6 hour marathon of full house once.

Seriously, nothing beats that.
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I once watched the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy on TNT. From noon until bedtime. :D
I once headbutted a kick to the face because I tried to headbutt a soccer ball. It was hilarious and I was laughing but I started bleeding and it really hurt afterwards
 
I would say the "craziest" thing I've ever done was when I was 4.

I was at this babysitters, and there was a fat retarded kid named Anthony, he was still in diapers at the age of 5. Me and him would always get in fights.

We would lock forheads and scream at each other. One time we were doing that, and I just got so pissed I shoved him backwards, his head smacked onto the brick fireplace behind him, I hid..... lots of blood and screaming, I was in deep shit.

I don't know if I actually cracked his skull or just gave him a big gash, probably a big gash because it's hard to damage bones of a child because it's mostly Cartilage ....

To this day I feel really bad for doing that :/
 
French Ninja said:
I once watched the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy on TNT. From noon until bedtime. :D
I once headbutted a kick to the face because I tried to headbutt a soccer ball. It was hilarious and I was laughing but I started bleeding and it really hurt afterwards
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Yah but dude, this was Full House.
 
i was driving my bicycle down a slope, standing up without hands on handlebar, and a bloddy dude, opens his car door, i bang the door and fly a bit over it to land on the concrete ground. only got bruises but the lights on his door broke, but he din ask me to pay haha
 
I made a bomb with acetone and blew it up, inside my bathroom.









I lost most of my arm hair that day.
 
Lol at Mr. Fusion's post.

I'll post my stuff tomorrow, I'm too lazy tonight. Just spent all afternoon editing my Myspace.
 
I set some firecrackers off at age 7 with a friend of mine and we had to run from the cops.

We didn't get away, but we didn't get in trouble either.

First, and only time I've ever had the police confront me - at the tender age of 7, no less.
 
Dunno, done a lot of crazy shit


prolly trying to handstand on a peewee50 when i was 8

very nasty burns
 
Driving 120 on interstate and getting pulled by a state trooper. And didn't get a ticket. :D
 
Dunno. This weekend, I did have ~20 kids over at my house whilst my parents were out camping. We smoked half an ounce of weed, drank lots of booze, and did lots of naughty things as well ;)
 
Infiltration of industrial complex where was based production of Soviet MiG aircraft engines.
Rafting in mountains during huge lighting storm.
I fell from glacier in Slovakian mountains (30 meters sliding on ice and stones).
Firing fireworks horizontally.
Various insane chemical and physics experiments.
 
JNightshade said:
Dunno. This weekend, I did have ~20 kids over at my house whilst my parents were out camping. We smoked half an ounce of weed, drank lots of booze, and did lots of naughty things as well ;)
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If there happened to be anythin' funny happening while doing the naughty stuff - would you plz go post it in the "Your funniest sex moment" thread ? AAAW COME ON! It's dying people. dont you see !?
 
I've done some crazy stuff. I always try to get into every bunker I see, and I when I was a kid, me and some friends got into this huge underground bunker complex from ww2, and we got in via the shooter holes, that were just slightly bigger than a standard A4 paper. We barely got in and we barely got out hah.

I've also tried to climb various mountains covered in ice during the winter... I'll never do that again!

I remember cycling on my bicycle with a mate on this road in the base of a big mountain overlooking a huge cliff down to the ocean. I saw some people walking in front of me far away. Instead of slowing down, I sped up. I figured I might get pass them on their right side or something. Problem was, there was this old lady walking among them.

Let's just say she didn't hear me coming. I hit her with my bicycle in a high speed like a dart hitting the bullseye of a dartboard. I flew over her and the bike, and almost fell down the cliff. Jesus Christ.

I used to steal candy and toys from various shops when I was a kid too. Lastly... I did some..."experimenting" together with some females when I was young too. I can't go into any details though :p
 
WacK said:
If there happened to be anythin' funny happening while doing the naughty stuff - would you plz go post it in the "Your funniest sex moment" thread ? AAAW COME ON! It's dying people. dont you see !?
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I would, but I don't remember it :(


All I know is that my friend called me to tell me that she lost an earring in my room (*clears throat*) and when I went up to check, there were THREE SEPARATE EARRINGS scattered around. Also, all my condoms are used up.

What the hell did I do!? D:
 
JNightshade said:
I would, but I don't remember it :(


All I know is that my friend called me to tell me that she lost an earring in my room (*clears throat*) and when I went up to check, there were THREE SEPARATE EARRINGS scattered around. Also, all my condoms are used up.

What the hell did I do!? D:
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Holy f***.. probably something so crazy it's not worth remembering xD
 
French Ninja said:
I once watched the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy on TNT. From noon until bedtime. :D
I once headbutted a kick to the face because I tried to headbutt a soccer ball. It was hilarious and I was laughing but I started bleeding and it really hurt afterwards
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I did that too, luckily I was playing WoW simultaneously - I also woke up in mithril armor with a broadsword at my side

D:
 
Stabbed a hobo and sent him down a river.

But on a serious note, nothing really. I'm too scared of the law to do shit.
 
Last vacation I went bridge jumping and the cops pulled up but I bailed as the were talking to other kids, I think one chased me, not sure, but he(would've) lost me after I went into my "shortcut".

The vacation before that was skatebaording at the local mall and I went from the top floor of the carpark to the bottom (3 levels) weaving past cars trying to drive and to park.

That same vacation I went into the mall and decided it would be fun to skate in the mall. Not a good idea mind you, a security guard saw me so I had to hightail it through 100's of people to lose him.

That's just a taste of some of my crazy things to whet your appetite.
 
JNightshade said:
I would, but I don't remember it :(


All I know is that my friend called me to tell me that she lost an earring in my room (*clears throat*) and when I went up to check, there were THREE SEPARATE EARRINGS scattered around. Also, all my condoms are used up.

What the hell did I do!? D:
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Teach me your ways, oh masterful one!
 
Guys, one time I went to a party! And Like, I wasn't drunk, but I did mix my Seven Up with Pepsi...(my mom would be so mad if she knew I drank pop after 9!) and when I was dancing, my hand accidentally touched a girl, I bet she liked it!
crazy right guys? right?
 
I could tell you something crazy that my brother did...

We were scuba diving in the Carribean, IIRC. My brother, being young and stupid, decided to see how deep he could go. So we were off of this very deep shelf that faded into nothingness, and he let all of the air out of his BCD, sinking down, down, down into the abyss below. He slowly faded from view. The divemaster saw it, and he shot down like a rocket, eventually emerging with him, dragging him by his now-inflated BCD. Scared the shit out of me. He got it good from all of us once on the surface.

You see, as you go deeper the oxygen in your tank becomes compressed, and you breathe in oxygen at an alarming rate just to stay alive. He probably made it to around 140 feet before the divemaster grabbed him. We had to end the dive early because he had burned a lot of oxygen going down so deep.
 
zombieturtle01 said:
Guys, one time I went to a party! And Like, I wasn't drunk, but I did mix my Seven Up with Pepsi...(my mom would be so mad if she knew I drank pop after 9!) and when I was dancing, my hand accidentally touched a girl, I bet she liked it!
crazy right guys? right?
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Haha absolutely heroic zombie
 
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