The damn doll is alive! I saw it move!

[Ames]

It seems Microsoft has created a bunch of robots which watch you...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm.../ap/20050303/ap_on_hi_te/microsoft_technology

Scary.

 

[Swift]

Bill Gates will one day rule the world!!

 

[bliink]

This is all very familiar!

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

Bill Gates will one day rule the world!!

He must be assasinated

 

[Swift]

This is all very familiar!

Lol thats awesome. Attack of the Teddies!

 

[Dr. Freeman]

This is all very familiar!

u don't want me asking if the new robots would be modelled after u, do u?

 

[SpuD]

What the **** every happened to privacy?

 

[bliink]

What the **** every happened to privacy?

I wish I knew..
oh btw, do you usually go around the house pantless, spud?

 

[Hazar]

did you mean pantyless?

btw, $10 says google takes over the world before microsoft.

 

[gh0st]

LOOK AT THlS MEAN ASS BEAR

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.co...s10203030025.microsoft_technology_wass102.jpg

 

[qckbeam]

LOOK AT THlS MEAN ASS BEAR

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.co...s10203030025.microsoft_technology_wass102.jpg

That's a big hat. It reminds me of that Simpsons episode; the one where Homer goes to work for the FBI or some news program and enters Apu's store with a massive red hat on his hard that's housing a secret camera meant to record Apu's cleaning habits or something.
The two hats are eerily similar...

 

[Zerimski]

That bear is possibly the most evil looking "cuddly toy" in the history of plush robots.

 

[Pressure]

Kill it with fire!

 

[TinyKilbasa]

LOOK AT THlS MEAN ASS BEAR

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.co...s10203030025.microsoft_technology_wass102.jpg

Those eyes...they looks so big and inviting, but theyre cameras?

*shudder*

Wilmington also has cameras now, to make sure people don't cross roads on red lights. Hopefully they will be gone soon; The government decided that they wanted the revenue of the cameras to be placed into the education system, which means that they won't be able to afford the cost of the cameras. funny

 

[short recoil]

or let the plumber into the house while its owner enjoys a pleasant afternoon in the sun.

I'd crap myself if i was a plumber and a massive robot bear awnsered the door.

 

[TinyKilbasa]

Are we really almost at that point? Wow....Even if I were rich,l I would NEVER buy a robot like that.

 

[SpuD]

I wish I knew..
oh btw, do you usually go around the house pantless, spud?

No, usually im full blown naked.

 

[SupremePain]

Momma "What's Jimmy doing?"
Pappa "Hes playing with his new little friend!"
*Upstairs, in Jimmy's room*
Jimmy "Whatcha doin' mister bear? what's that dagger for?"
........
"MUST KILL ALL HUMANS, MUST DESTROY THE FILTHY HUMANS"

 

[georgeblunt]

Momma "What's Jimmy doing?"
Pappa "Hes playing with his new little friend!"
*Upstairs, in Jimmy's room*
Jimmy "Whatcha doin' mister bear? what's that dagger for?"
........
"MUST KILL ALL HUMANS, MUST DESTROY THE FILTHY HUMANS"

hehe.. bender in disguise.

 

[Jangle]

i would be really freaked out if i was little and my parents voice came out of the bear. I'd think it had eaten them or somethihng.

 

[Gorgon]

This is all very familiar!

hahahaha you joker

 

[Sulkdodds]

This gives me a brilliant idea.

Instead of giving military vehicles menacing monikers, we use stealth-naming. Curious foes, hoping to catch a glimpse of the friendly sounding bush-baby tank or snuggles attack helicopter would be cut down by the Ghandi 50-cal machinegun.

And who would suspect a cute 'lil robot bear of packing twin three-barrel rotary gattling guns and laser guided missiles?

 

[Jangle]

like that program where there was a hippie army who blasted pop music at their enemies.

ps. your avatar is really hypnotising.

 

[Venmoch]

Which reminds me....

I'm off to an MS conference in Southampton soon.....

I can't wait! Free MS crap!

Oh and stuff about X-Box development Which if I recall was the reason we were going.

BUT FREE CRAP!