The Day of Reckoning II

[oldi1knoby]

These boards have been filled with Heretics and Blasphemers claiming to be false prophets. They cry of news that is filled with words of a Delay. Hear me now! You were warned once. Now that you are in the direst of times, you would turn your back on the one we call Gabe? He has proclaimed September 30th, and it shall be! Do not believe these false E-mails. If they are true, then they are testing us. Steam is still with us! It will take us to the promised land of HL2 bliss.

Those who have turned their backs will be left behind. They will be SMITED! Run now while you have the chance! There will be no quarter given to any Heretic. No servers open for those who would blaspheme the good name of Valve.

The last time false prophets proclaimed a delay, many fell to the deciet. Do not believe them this time. The day of Reckoning is near my friends. When Gabe goes to the pulpit at Alcatraz, the disbelievers will still doubt it. Even when it is in their face, they will still decry his statements.

Go, foul beasts, and leave the true believers...

 

[=)PoLo(=]

Did you vote Bush? Just wondering...

 

[Ares]

I did!

 

[Gunner]

Hehe I'm with you Oldi, and Polo you can just go bang your head to a brickwall it might actually help you : )

 

[Styloid]

Are you joking?? Valve never 'proclaimed' any date, they aimed at one but promised delivering a good product had priority over everything.

 

[oldi1knoby]

Be GONE disbeliever!












(Yes, but that has nothing to do with this. I didn't know his "strategery" when I voted for him. Would Al Gore have been any better? That guy scares me how lame he is.)

 

[STAFFp18]

Curious, has this ever happened before? (bogus email confirming delays for games, etc.)

The most anticipated game EVER; this could just be Valve yankin' on our nuts and playin' em like a banjo, a joke just for sh*ts and giggles?

 

[oldi1knoby]

It happened the previous month. That is when Fragmaster took to his soapbox. False prophets...grumble..grumble...grumble...

 

[=)PoLo(=]

Hmm.. seeing a pattern

 

[oldi1knoby]

I mean, seriously! Gabe and ALL the Valve guys are throwing a BIG party on Alcatraz on the 30th, with all the press invited. Do you SERIOUSLY think they are going to tell them all it is delayed. NO! It is a LAUNCH party!

 

[STAFFp18]

Originally posted by oldi1knoby
I mean, seriously! Gabe and ALL the Valve guys are throwing a BIG party on Alcatraz on the 30th, with all the press invited. Do you SERIOUSLY think they are going to tell them all it is delayed. NO! It is a LAUNCH party!

What is your explanation for all the 100% confirmination that these websites give out? Posters are saying IGN is solid proof that the game will now be delayed.

 

[=)PoLo(=]

Thanks oldi1knoby :thumbs:

 

[oldi1knoby]

OMG, were you not here a MONTH ago when they all claimed to have recieved a delay E-mail from them? It is what sent Fragmaster all up onto his soapbox. ONE webpage posted it, and they ALL copied it claiming to have gotten a personal E-mail. It happens again, and you all follow like sheep....

 

[MoJo|Night]

I thought the alcatraz event was an ATI thing not a valve thing.

And as for putting your faith in IGN I lost all faith in them a long time ago when they became a giant advertising board, and any faith I had in them left along with Ivan.

 

[Marijn]

i believe !! haleluja !!
:cheers:

 

[shiv]

Originally posted by oldi1knoby
These boards have been filled with Heretics and Blasphemers claiming to be false prophets. They cry of news that is filled with words of a Delay. Hear me now! You were warned once. Now that you are in the direst of times, you would turn your back on the one we call Gabe? He has proclaimed September 30th, and it shall be! Do not believe these false E-mails. If they are true, then they are testing us. Steam is still with us! It will take us to the promised land of HL2 bliss.

Those who have turned their backs will be left behind. They will be SMITED! Run now while you have the chance! There will be no quarter given to any Heretic. No servers open for those who would blaspheme the good name of Valve.

The last time false prophets proclaimed a delay, many fell to the deciet. Do not believe them this time. The day of Reckoning is near my friends. When Gabe goes to the pulpit at Alcatraz, the disbelievers will still doubt it. Even when it is in their face, they will still decry his statements.

Go, foul beasts, and leave the true believers...

I say we nail him to a cross

 

[oldi1knoby]

Who? Me?


Hah. You wouldn't dare!

 

[shiv]

Originally posted by oldi1knoby
Who? Me?


Hah. You wouldn't dare!

Yeah Im just playing