The dead walk the earth once again

[The Monkey]

CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy.
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Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to stitch up the incision on his face.

"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.

His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.

Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document ordering the autopsy.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/070917/odds/odd_autopsy_dcc

 

[xcellerate]

i guess better there than 6 feet under

 

[hool10]

Yeah I saw this morning and was like: D:. His pulse was gone, all life signs gone, pale, essentially dead. :x Then he was no doubt in a body bag and in the morgue chamber where they pulled him out of ice with the rest of the stiffs and he just came too. That's freaky. :| Also: [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cts2DMc4FZ8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ehalflife2%2Enet%2Fforums%2Fshowthread%2Ephp%3Ft%3D130422[/YOUTUBE]

 

[QuantumFireball]

Hibernation?

 

[Smoke]

Lucky shit?

 

[Krynn72]

Its Jesus.

 

[CyberPitz]

Its Jesus.

Zombie Jesus maybe.

 

[Smoke]

Zombie Jesus LOVES YOU.

 

[soulslicer]

wtf, you Christian insulting bastards..(not like im one but anyway..)

 

[QuantumFireball]

Jesus would LOL

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Creepy. Whats more disturbing, horrific even, is if he had woken up when he was buried. *shudders*

 

[Smoke]

Technically speaking Christians pay homage to zombies.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

"I woke up because the pain was unbearable,"

What, someone asked him what it was that awoke him? The noise the doctors were making or the razor-sharp knife digging deep into his face?

 

[Cheomesh]

Uh nice discussion on the Zombie Jesus, but WHY WHERE THEY CUTTING HIS FACE OFF!?!

 

[Lucid]

Link's dead.

 

[kirovman]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ1wkpJwRe8[/youtube]

 

[comoxer]

Link's dead.

Don't worry it will come back to life.

 

[kirovman]

Ahahaha. How apt.

 

[Geogaddi]

I clicked Krynn's sig.

M-M-M-MONSTERKILL

 

[Krynn72]

I clicked Krynn's sig.

M-M-M-MONSTERKILL

Man, im going to run out of space in my sig in less than a week at this rate.

@ Cheomesh:

Its an autopsy newb. They cut you up yo.

 

[Smoke]

I clicked it as well, a long ass time ago.

Give me a medal.

 

[Krynn72]

How about first mention in my sig of shame?

 

[Smoke]

This will do.

 

[Raziaar]

I clicked the link in your sig you ****sucker.

 

[Lucid]

I clicked Krynn's sig.

M-M-M-MONSTERKILL

I hate you, I got curious so I ended up clicking his link just to see what happens.
Jesus, I had to ctrl alt del out of Firefox. D:

 

[Que-Ever]

You knwo what I've done twice? I would try to close it, and then hold down enter to just flash through the pop-ups, but then the link would still be highlited and it would just open it up again D:

 

[<RJMC>]

nice to see my country in the news whiout the face of chaves on it

and what if the man was sleeping?

 

[Smoke]

Jesus ****ing christ Krynn, I clicked your sig by mistake and thought I was just going to get spoilers again, not 6 trillion java script pop ups.

:|

 

[Kula Meenur]

:| ...there should be a thread about his sig...

joking...

 

[Cheomesh]

@ Cheomesh:

Its an autopsy newb. They cut you up yo.

IN THE FACE?!?!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

IN THE FACE?!?!

Yeah, RIGHT UP IN YO FACE!

 

[Ridge]

Alright HL2.net, its go time. Get your gear and lets fight the zombie menace!!

 

[Azner]

Yeah I saw this morning and was like: D:. His pulse was gone, all life signs gone, pale, essentially dead. :x Then he was no doubt in a body bag and in the morgue chamber where they pulled him out of ice with the rest of the stiffs and he just came too. That's freaky. :| Also: [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cts2DMc4FZ8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ehalflife2%2Enet%2Fforums%2Fshowthread%2Ephp%3Ft%3D130422[/YOUTUBE]

Scrubs ftw

The world is coming to an end

 

[Jintor]

Zombiepocolypse.

 

[Lucid]

IN THE FACE?!?!

Yeah, they need to see if anything happened to your head to be a cause of your demise.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Yeah, they need to see if anything happened to your head to be a cause of your demise.

Ironyyyyy~~

 

[mchammer75040]

Alright HL2.net, its go time. Get your gear and lets fight the zombie menace!!

Gabe is that you???

 

[Ridge]

Oh god please dont say I look like Gabe...

 

[taviow]

nooo I clicked Krynn's sig link D:
twice D:

 

[soulslicer]

WTF KRYN ARGHH I HATE U.. your sig is murder.