the Dick Schmoker Reading Center

[CptStern]

The UNL clinic -- which began operating in 2004 to help youngsters who struggle with reading -- has been named the Kit and Dick Schmoker Reading Center in honor of the donors, who gave $1 million to create an endowment to help support the program.

lol, I had to check twice to see if I was on the onion. How can they possibly be oblivious to this?

http://www.southwestiowanews.com/articles/2009/09/20/around_the_region/doc4ab3871052edc118243838.txt

 

[Eejit]

My aunt knows an american called Randy Bishop. Apparently nobody else saw the humour there either.

 

[CptStern]

My aunt knows an american called Randy Bishop. Apparently nobody else saw the humour there either.

that's because yurop is full of for3ing3rs

 

[Darkside55]

You know how hard it must be going through life with a name like Dick Schmoker? And here he is donating a million dollars to helping children learn how to read, and you're trying to call attention to his name. What a horrible person you are.

 

[Pulse]

If only it was 'The Dick Schmoker Center'; it would sound like a rehab center for prostitutes.

 

[VirusType2]

Dick Schmoker Reading Center in honor of the donors, who gave $1 million to create an endowment to help support the program.

If you name your reading center Dick Schmoker, you can't use the word endowment in the same sentence. I won't be able to take you seriously.

 

[CR0M]

Kitten dick schmokers. lol.

At last, Isle of Man Meat has a worthy contender.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmi3NLpx_YM

 

[Eejit]

Kitten dick schmokers. lol.

You're gonna get acepilot all hot and bothered talking like that.

 

[Baal]

I propose they name it "The Dick Schmoker Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good"

 

[Higlac]

"And want to learn to do other stuff good too."

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

In lieu of a Zoolander reference, I will instead say this:
If I had a ton of money and my name was Dick Schmoker, I'd sure as hell donate enough money if it would result in pasting my name on the walls of the place for everyone to see. **** all of 'em; they can all schmok my cock.

 

[Dog--]

My aunt knows an american called Randy Bishop. Apparently nobody else saw the humour there either.

I don't get it.

 

[dfc05]

Maybe they figure it doesn't matter since their clients can't actually read in the first place.

 

[Danimal]

But they will.

 

[dfc05]

But they will.

Yeah but by then, they won't be able to do anything about it. They'll be graduates of the Dick Schmoker Reading Center, for life. It will haunt them everywhere they go. When they apply to college, their essays will read, "Before the Dick Schmoker Reading Center, I was wallowing in illiteracy. Then Dick Schmoker gave me the chance to make something better of myself. I wouldn't have gotten to where I am right now without Dick Schmoker." They will have "Dick Schmoker Class of 2009" reunion parties. Their parents will have bumper stickers saying, "Proud parents of a straight-A Dick Schmoker."

What has this man done to these poor innocent children? Is this the price they must pay for their illiteracy??

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Yeah but by then, they won't be able to do anything about it. They'll be graduates of the Dick Schmoker Reading Center, for life. It will haunt them everywhere they go. When they apply to college, their essays will read, "Before the Dick Schmoker Reading Center, I was wallowing in illiteracy. Then Dick Schmoker gave me the chance to make something better of myself. I wouldn't have gotten to where I am right now without Dick Schmoker." They will have "Dick Schmoker Class of 2009" reunion parties. Their parents will have bumper stickers saying, "Proud parents of a straight-A Dick Schmoker."

What has this man done to these poor innocent children? Is this the price they must pay for their illiteracy??

Most definitely.

 

[Dog--]

Someone explain that Randy Bishop thing to me.

 

[Eejit]

Randy Bishop. What needs to be explained?

 

[Dog--]

Oh that's what I thought but it really wasn't funny, so I thought there was some kinda deeper meaning to it.