The European Union is a threat to this world order.

[15357]

1.

Some of you may think that the EU is all good and... whatever you call it. Some may even think that its emergence as a world superpower would be a very good thing. However, the European Union is a threat to the stability of this great planet, and to all mankind.

Let us begin with Scenario A. The EU is just like the UN, weak and for the most part, powerless. Very good. It can do no harm, with its state of helplessness. What evil can come from such a weak organization? You need power to be evil, it's like a frigging fuel for evilness. And unity is the spark that blows up the gas station.

Scenario B: The EU is a world superpower. Hell no. We have enough superpowers on this planet already, thank you very much. What with China and Russia, and possibly India having nukes and trying to engage the world and destroy all that we have worked so hard to accomplish. We don't want another snobby world power (although it may be a bit hypocritical, I'd love it if my country was.) trying to run things their own way. And inevitably, superpowers will collide against one another, throwing the world into a war, then a state of anarchy, chaos, doom and destruction, and emos ruling the world.

Scneario C: The EU pushes the US out of being THE world superpower, and takes its place. Hell ****ing no. At least with the US, you know what you're up against. Besides, if the EU becomes the world superpower, then what shall happen to eastasia? The EU would be too unified for all of humanity's sake. (Not counting europeans. Most europeans. Err, Some Europeans.)

Scenario D: The EU unifies the planet.


...


HELL MOTHER****ING SHIT NO.


The world should not be unified, but rather divided, into smaller factions, lest it cause a world war. The European Union will provide unity, and with unity, the qualities of division disappear. And those qualities would be more smaller wars and no world wars, and um... no ethnical and cultural identities shall disappear and stuff. The world shall plunge down into Orwellian Totalitarianism and... well maybe not, but still, unity in terms of international relations = bad.


REFUSE.


end rant//

Long live the old world order!

 

[15357]

YOU ARE NOT EUROPEAN! THER NO SUCH THING AS EUROPEAN! YOU ARE TEH IRISH!


Ahem.

 

[Que-Ever]

Uh, European on mah boot.

 

[jondy]

You don't really know what the EU is, do you numbers?

 

[Link]

Sorry, you think the world should stay in small groups, because unification causes war? I assume this is satire, because if not, then thats even funnier.

You know the difference between the EU as a super, and china/russia/USA as super powers? Were open to new members. Other countries join most years. Now, I admit, other countries can only join if it benefits us, strengthens our economy, but at least its possible. Lets see you join the USA. Best you could hope is to surrender to them when they try to conquor you.

Name one war the EU has ever started. Name one war that took place between 2 EU members since its inception.

Unity is the cure for war, not the cause.

 

[CptStern]

will someone please just nuke korea ...

thanks in advance

 

[Neutrino]

I find many of your conclusions concerning world politics to be rather suspect.

 

[KagePrototype]

Kathaksung?

 

[Mechagodzilla]

Say, numbers! Tell us more about the Inside Group!

Yeah, so it comes to the surprise of absolutely no-one that numbers is a political whackjob.

It may be a bit hypocritical; I'd love it if my country was [taking over the planet].

LOL

 

[DreamThrall]

:cheers:

 

[kirovman]

I agree Numbers, I don't want to see an expansionist EU.

Rather, I'd like to see an expansionist China, and they'd start by annexing Korea and imposing "Socialism with Chinese charateristics" on the locals.

 

[15357]

.................


*goes planning world domination*

 

[Ome_Vince]

South Korea? Whats that?
EU ftw we need a mighty big Euro-army with lotsa nukes so we scan start smacking some moronic countries

 

[15357]

I actually don't remeber posting this, but I think I'm getting images.

 

[kirovman]

European neo-neo-colonialism is making a comeback.

 

[Ome_Vince]

Yes, and for starters, Britain should invade the US, claiming it wants its "colony back" that would be so awesome.

 

[15357]

Yeah, I'd be glued to CNN!

 

[CptStern]

the UN should invade the US, arrest it's leaders and try them for war crimes ..they could always install a puppet regime till democracy takes foot in the good ole US of A

 

[Neutrino]

This discussion is really pointless as we all know Canada is going to take over the world.

 

[CptStern]

nah we're too busy watching hockey to care about world domination

 

[Neutrino]

nah we're too busy watching hockey to care about world domination

So what your saying is that...your passing the puck.

 

[CptStern]

of course

from the blueline stern to neutrino, neutrino passes to bush, bush not knowing what to do shoots the goalie, the crowd goes apeshit

 

[Neutrino]

of course

from the blueline stern to neutrino, neutrino passes to bush, bush not knowing what to do shoots the goalie, the crowd goes apeshit

Ooh, sounds like the crowd is about to surge onto the ice. It could get messy.

 

[CptStern]

jumping crawdaddies this is getting ugly, the crowd is pelting Bush with squids ..oh the humanity!!!

 

[Neutrino]

jumping crawdaddies this is getting ugly, the crowd is pelting Bush with squids ..oh the humanity!!!

Innocent bystanders are caught up in the brawl now, where they look on in shock and awe.

 

[The Monkey]

nah we're too busy watching hockey to care about world domination

Meh, Sweden kicks Canada's ass all the time anyway, so why bother watching?

There are some pretty good wiki articles on emerging superpowers, that's well worth a read: China, India and the EU.

 

[CptStern]

Meh, Sweden kicks Canada's ass all the time anyway, so why bother watching?

you won twice

probably cuz your team was made up of swedish canadians

 

[The Monkey]

you won twice

probably cuz your team was made up of swedish canadians

I bet all your hockey players were emmigrants from Sweden, that's the only explanation. Oh, and congrats for winning those games in the 20s!

 

[CptStern]

ya gretsky, Bobby Hull, Bobby Orr, and Gordie Howe are all swedish names :E

 

[The Monkey]

ya gretsky, Bobby Hull, Bobby Orr, and Gordie Howe are all swedish names :E

The name "Bobby Orr" should scare of the bravest of enemies, so I'm glad our boys can be able to just put their snus in and play the game without thinking of what the canadicks might do to them if they're left alone with them for five minutes. I know I couldn't.

 

[CptStern]

dems fighting words!! /me throws gloves on ice

oh btw this should give you a good indication as to how canadians feel aboot stereotypes

 

[Nemesis6]

...Shouldn't you be farting on people?

 

[CptStern]

:upstare: alright, I'll bite what are you referring to? let me guess, poutine gives us gas?

here let me try ....shouldnt you be killing babies while they sleep peacefully in their mothers arms ..ok that's not really funny ..shouldnt you be torturing people suspected of being not white? ..nah that's not all that funny ..shouldnt you be bombing the living shit out every single civilian and then blame terrorists for it ..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that's freakin hilarious





not

 

[jverne]

1.

Some of you may think that the EU is all good and... whatever you call it. Some may even think that its emergence as a world superpower would be a very good thing. However, the European Union is a threat to the stability of this great planet, and to all mankind.

Let us begin with Scenario A. The EU is just like the UN, weak and for the most part, powerless. Very good. It can do no harm, with its state of helplessness. What evil can come from such a weak organization? You need power to be evil, it's like a frigging fuel for evilness. And unity is the spark that blows up the gas station.

Scenario B: The EU is a world superpower. Hell no. We have enough superpowers on this planet already, thank you very much. What with China and Russia, and possibly India having nukes and trying to engage the world and destroy all that we have worked so hard to accomplish. We don't want another snobby world power (although it may be a bit hypocritical, I'd love it if my country was.) trying to run things their own way. And inevitably, superpowers will collide against one another, throwing the world into a war, then a state of anarchy, chaos, doom and destruction, and emos ruling the world.

Scneario C: The EU pushes the US out of being THE world superpower, and takes its place. Hell ****ing no. At least with the US, you know what you're up against. Besides, if the EU becomes the world superpower, then what shall happen to eastasia? The EU would be too unified for all of humanity's sake. (Not counting europeans. Most europeans. Err, Some Europeans.)

Scenario D: The EU unifies the planet.


...


HELL MOTHER****ING SHIT NO.


The world should not be unified, but rather divided, into smaller factions, lest it cause a world war. The European Union will provide unity, and with unity, the qualities of division disappear. And those qualities would be more smaller wars and no world wars, and um... no ethnical and cultural identities shall disappear and stuff. The world shall plunge down into Orwellian Totalitarianism and... well maybe not, but still, unity in terms of international relations = bad.


REFUSE.


end rant//

Long live the old world order!

numbers...you're totally ****ed up! you must be missing the rational part of the brain, or it was surgically removed by your beloved motherland when you were a baby.


somebody should really nuke korea...think of the benefits...no more crazy asian lunatics, the world would be a warmer place, china will have more coast line.

 

[el Chi]

THER NO SUCH THING AS EUROPEAN!

Numbers, I'll put this concisely: you are wrong and you fail.

 

[15357]

I need to find Mr. Kathaksung.....

 

[kirovman]

If it was possible to find Kathaksung, don't you think the feds would have already found and incarcerated him?

 

[Walter]

Let us begin with Scenario A. The EU is just like the UN, weak and for the most part, powerless. Very good. It can do no harm, with its state of helplessness. What evil can come from such a weak organization? You need power to be evil, it's like a frigging fuel for evilness. And unity is the spark that blows up the gas station.

Who says it has no power? Military power isn't that weak, just weaker and not unified as of US. But as for economic power, European Union has a stronger economy than that of US, though the difference isn't that large (just a trillion or two more :cheese: )

Scenario B: The EU is a world superpower. Hell no. We have enough superpowers on this planet already, thank you very much. What with China and Russia, and possibly India having nukes and trying to engage the world and destroy all that we have worked so hard to accomplish. We don't want another snobby world power (although it may be a bit hypocritical, I'd love it if my country was.) trying to run things their own way. And inevitably, superpowers will collide against one another, throwing the world into a war, then a state of anarchy, chaos, doom and destruction, and emos ruling the world.

First of all, no sane country ever since WW2 wanted a military war, especially nuclear. Why would Russia or China nuke another country, if it will lead to destruction of themselves aswell, including their economy?
And secondly, we only have 1 country that fully suits the superpower standards, others are just emerging. But i am almost certain no other country but Russia or EU will really become a superpower.

Scneario C: The EU pushes the US out of being THE world superpower, and takes its place. Hell ****ing no. At least with the US, you know what you're up against. Besides, if the EU becomes the world superpower, then what shall happen to eastasia? The EU would be too unified for all of humanity's sake. (Not counting europeans. Most europeans. Err, Some Europeans.)

Only one thing this world proved to respect : two rival but self fearing superpowers.
The worst thing that can be is to have one dominating supowerpower, like the US was before the invasion to Iraq. In times when Soviet Union was still in one piece, there was nothing simmiliar to that, everyone was kept in check as someone said. Vietnam was nothing compared to what happens now - US bombs every weak country it wants to without any consequence (Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq, and others). If you ask me, it's gotten way too far, like a spoiled brat with no spanking.
And Europe had enough wars through it's existence, ask any self respecting citizen of it. You'll get the same answer.

Scenario D: The EU unifies the planet.

It can't unify itself, and it's supposed to unify the world? Don't forget it's a European Union. No other country that doesn't belong to Europe is allowed to enter (example with Moroco).

 

[Flyingdebris]

read the graphic novel Glimmer Rats. in the few pages that its mentione, the super EU equivalent is shown to be a not so nice thing.

Personally, i have no problem with an EU. I do have a problem with a one world order.

 

[15357]

You guys kinda took this too seriously.

*phones FBI*

*shoots Kathaksung*