Alright this is a pretty stupid fan fic so leave now. Don't read on! If you do i'm not responsible for anything that happens.
this fan fic is for all those people who think the whole deal with the half life sags is that Gordon's on crack.
Chapter one: Black mesa, it's darkest secret.
It was a day like any other, but as Dr. Wallace Breen, administrator of Black Mesa Research facility, stood staring at his control panel, he knew different. Today, he knew, would be a truly revolutionary day. Today was the day that all of the tireless labor at this underground facility would finally bear fruit. Today was the day that they would successfully pirate cable. Yes you read right, FREE CABLE. It was a daring plan, but after years of research and discovery, the scientist at the black mesa research facility had found a way to successfully pirate cable INCLUDING HBO! Using a "Border world" situated between the boundary where two universes intersected the were able to setup a relay station that curved dark matter back toward earth interfering with the local cable lines electromagnetic stability, causing it to malfunction sending singnals flying everywhere. All they needed to do know was harness these signals to get crystal clear no questions asked free cable. To do that, they would insert a crystal into a giant reactor that would act as a funel for these waves. The crystal would turn these signals back into an image, creating super high resolution. This would truly be a red letter day.
"Dr. Breen?" Breen was snapped back to reality. "Yes Iaasic, what is it." he snapped. The pressure of having everything go right was wearing on him. "The research associate has arrived and is ready to conduct the first trial run." "Execellent. By the way, what the associates name?" "Gordon Freeman."
"Your late Freeman!" An irratated Eli Vance said. Dr. Gordon Freeman, research associate at the black mesa research facility just stared stoicly at him. "Now Gordon, the administrator has asked us to increase power to 105%. Bit of a gamble, but we need the extra resolution." "Quite right, the Rolling Stones reunion is on tonight and we wouldn't want to miss it now would we." "So inlight of this we'll be deviating slightly from standard insertion procedure." "Yes, but don't worry, the possibility of a resonance cascade senario is highly unlikely." "Gordon doesn't need to hear all this he's a highly trained professional." "Alright, lets let him in now."
Gordon, dressed in his caution orange hazard suit, made his way into the reactor. A voice creaked over the PA system "Testing... Alright Gordon we've been informed your sample has arrived. look to the loading dock for it." Gordon positioned himself behind the crystal and prepared to insert it. "Standard insertion for a non-standard specimen. Go ahead Gordon, push it in." Gordon caustiously inched foward. The crystal crept closer to the concentrated beam of television signals. It made contact with the beam. The ground shook under his feet. Somthing was wrong. Then a beam of energy shot out from the reactor, scorching the walls. "MY GOD GORDON GET AWAY FROM THEIR!" "Turn on the tv quick see if it worked!" "DEAR GOD!" "what?" "LOOK AT THE TV, A RESONANCE CASCADE HAS OCCURED!" the chaos continued in the test chamber, more stray beams began flying everywhere. "GORDON RUN!" then an explosion occured.
Dr. breen stood up from his chair as he felt a rumble beneath his feet. He quickly got on his PA. "Kleiner? what happend." "It's horrible sir. A resonance cascade has occured!" "are you serious man?" "See for yourself." Dr. breen quickly rushed over to the TV set in his office and turned it on. "Dear god...." a biwildered breen said as he fell back into his chair. "how could this happen." Their was free cable alright, but all of it, was in spanish.
Meanwhile in the test chamber, power had been cut off to the reactor and the explosions had ceased. A stunned Gordon Slowly stumbled to his feet. He tried to see straight. He nearly fell over and quickly grabed the wall for support. The resonance cascade had sent TV signals all over the reactor, tampering with his genetic makeup and nerve synapsis. Everychannel in the world, from Sci Fi to action had been pumped directly into his brain altering his perception of reality. He looked at the control room to find it covered in blood when in reality the scientists were fine. "Gordon thank god your alright!" one of the scientist said through the speaker system. "Gordon? Gordon can you hear me?" Gordon walked out of the chamber to find more dead scientists and security gaurds. He picked up a crowbar lying on the ground as he approached an elivator. Something had gone horribly wrong he thought.
Adrian shepard sat in a V-22 osprey on the way to blackmesa. "Alright men, listen up. 30 minutes ago we recieved word from the pentagon that they have traced pirated cable signals directly to Black Mesa Research Facility. The bastards must have been plotting for years to use government money to do this and it's time we adminstard justice." Those bastards Adrian thought as he listened to the breifing. "Your mission, is to destroy all members involved in this capital offense. But bring me the administrator alive. I'll deal with him personally. ehhh, It makes me shudder just thinking of how evil he has to be. Stealing cable from innocent americans." The gunnery seargent spat in disgust.
this fan fic is for all those people who think the whole deal with the half life sags is that Gordon's on crack.
Chapter one: Black mesa, it's darkest secret.
It was a day like any other, but as Dr. Wallace Breen, administrator of Black Mesa Research facility, stood staring at his control panel, he knew different. Today, he knew, would be a truly revolutionary day. Today was the day that all of the tireless labor at this underground facility would finally bear fruit. Today was the day that they would successfully pirate cable. Yes you read right, FREE CABLE. It was a daring plan, but after years of research and discovery, the scientist at the black mesa research facility had found a way to successfully pirate cable INCLUDING HBO! Using a "Border world" situated between the boundary where two universes intersected the were able to setup a relay station that curved dark matter back toward earth interfering with the local cable lines electromagnetic stability, causing it to malfunction sending singnals flying everywhere. All they needed to do know was harness these signals to get crystal clear no questions asked free cable. To do that, they would insert a crystal into a giant reactor that would act as a funel for these waves. The crystal would turn these signals back into an image, creating super high resolution. This would truly be a red letter day.
"Dr. Breen?" Breen was snapped back to reality. "Yes Iaasic, what is it." he snapped. The pressure of having everything go right was wearing on him. "The research associate has arrived and is ready to conduct the first trial run." "Execellent. By the way, what the associates name?" "Gordon Freeman."
"Your late Freeman!" An irratated Eli Vance said. Dr. Gordon Freeman, research associate at the black mesa research facility just stared stoicly at him. "Now Gordon, the administrator has asked us to increase power to 105%. Bit of a gamble, but we need the extra resolution." "Quite right, the Rolling Stones reunion is on tonight and we wouldn't want to miss it now would we." "So inlight of this we'll be deviating slightly from standard insertion procedure." "Yes, but don't worry, the possibility of a resonance cascade senario is highly unlikely." "Gordon doesn't need to hear all this he's a highly trained professional." "Alright, lets let him in now."
Gordon, dressed in his caution orange hazard suit, made his way into the reactor. A voice creaked over the PA system "Testing... Alright Gordon we've been informed your sample has arrived. look to the loading dock for it." Gordon positioned himself behind the crystal and prepared to insert it. "Standard insertion for a non-standard specimen. Go ahead Gordon, push it in." Gordon caustiously inched foward. The crystal crept closer to the concentrated beam of television signals. It made contact with the beam. The ground shook under his feet. Somthing was wrong. Then a beam of energy shot out from the reactor, scorching the walls. "MY GOD GORDON GET AWAY FROM THEIR!" "Turn on the tv quick see if it worked!" "DEAR GOD!" "what?" "LOOK AT THE TV, A RESONANCE CASCADE HAS OCCURED!" the chaos continued in the test chamber, more stray beams began flying everywhere. "GORDON RUN!" then an explosion occured.
Dr. breen stood up from his chair as he felt a rumble beneath his feet. He quickly got on his PA. "Kleiner? what happend." "It's horrible sir. A resonance cascade has occured!" "are you serious man?" "See for yourself." Dr. breen quickly rushed over to the TV set in his office and turned it on. "Dear god...." a biwildered breen said as he fell back into his chair. "how could this happen." Their was free cable alright, but all of it, was in spanish.
Meanwhile in the test chamber, power had been cut off to the reactor and the explosions had ceased. A stunned Gordon Slowly stumbled to his feet. He tried to see straight. He nearly fell over and quickly grabed the wall for support. The resonance cascade had sent TV signals all over the reactor, tampering with his genetic makeup and nerve synapsis. Everychannel in the world, from Sci Fi to action had been pumped directly into his brain altering his perception of reality. He looked at the control room to find it covered in blood when in reality the scientists were fine. "Gordon thank god your alright!" one of the scientist said through the speaker system. "Gordon? Gordon can you hear me?" Gordon walked out of the chamber to find more dead scientists and security gaurds. He picked up a crowbar lying on the ground as he approached an elivator. Something had gone horribly wrong he thought.
Adrian shepard sat in a V-22 osprey on the way to blackmesa. "Alright men, listen up. 30 minutes ago we recieved word from the pentagon that they have traced pirated cable signals directly to Black Mesa Research Facility. The bastards must have been plotting for years to use government money to do this and it's time we adminstard justice." Those bastards Adrian thought as he listened to the breifing. "Your mission, is to destroy all members involved in this capital offense. But bring me the administrator alive. I'll deal with him personally. ehhh, It makes me shudder just thinking of how evil he has to be. Stealing cable from innocent americans." The gunnery seargent spat in disgust.