The Famed Return of HL2 jokes

[Mr Bond]

returned by popular request

 

[Gunner]

Barney and Scientist guy run into each other in Black Mesa Research Facility, both are bloodied and limping:

Barney: "Hey what happened to your face?"

Scientist: "Freeman beat me up with a crowbar..."

Barney: "Aw man that guy is worse than the zombies!"

Scientist: "Speaking of which there's one right theeeeere!!!..."

Barney: "Oh shit!"

Scientist: "Well wadda yer waiting for!? Shoot IT!"

Barney: "I was gonna tell you... Gordon beat me up for ammo..."

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Haha


Its so true

 

[PLas]

Gorden walks into the bar
The snark walks under the bar
The strider walks over the bar
I walk in and get barred