NeptuneUK
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- Aug 25, 2004
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...what gives?
factors of the female mind.... in order of importance;
Shopping, sex, famous male celebrities, gossip, money, boyfriends:roll:
female super abilities:
psychic ability 1: the power to know your upset with them before YOU do???
The power of super eyesight when spotting people who are wearing the same clothes that they also own.
Power smell, they smell deodorant well after the effects of it have worn off.
Added: Godlike invunerability - the power to bleed on a regular basis and survive.
Scanning abilities, when shopping they pick up every item from the shelf that appeals to them and scan them for minutes to see if it meets required specifications, the scanning process may be activated multiple times on any one given item.
psychic abilty 2: the ability to use confusing mind tricks to make you like them even more before they dump you :x
The power of ignorance, it well exceeds the male capacity in certian situations
The power of being right all the time
The ultimate, unrivaled power of 't3H B0Obs!'
The power of rage, females can attain hulk-like rage status once a month for no apparant reason.
The power of strange phobias.
The power of seduction
Super speech, female phone conversations are unrivaled when compared with any other form of communication.
Pheromone power, females emit special pheromones making them always smell nice regardless of sweat, dirt or food.
The ability to unlock the bra strap, mankind has still to figure out how to operate these contraptions.
Power slap - what else is there to say?
Interdimensional item storing ability - the power to store limitless objects in a small confined space, ie handbag or wardrobe.
Confusion power, the ability to confuse the male mind into submission.
Mind changing ability - Man has yet to develop a computer to change decisions as fast as a woman.
The power to be amazing!
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Male powers:
Super jam jar opening abilities - its true, where would women be without us? without jam for sure!
factors of the female mind.... in order of importance;
Shopping, sex, famous male celebrities, gossip, money, boyfriends:roll:
female super abilities:
psychic ability 1: the power to know your upset with them before YOU do???
The power of super eyesight when spotting people who are wearing the same clothes that they also own.
Power smell, they smell deodorant well after the effects of it have worn off.
Added: Godlike invunerability - the power to bleed on a regular basis and survive.
Scanning abilities, when shopping they pick up every item from the shelf that appeals to them and scan them for minutes to see if it meets required specifications, the scanning process may be activated multiple times on any one given item.
psychic abilty 2: the ability to use confusing mind tricks to make you like them even more before they dump you :x
The power of ignorance, it well exceeds the male capacity in certian situations
The power of being right all the time
The ultimate, unrivaled power of 't3H B0Obs!'
The power of rage, females can attain hulk-like rage status once a month for no apparant reason.
The power of strange phobias.
The power of seduction
Super speech, female phone conversations are unrivaled when compared with any other form of communication.
Pheromone power, females emit special pheromones making them always smell nice regardless of sweat, dirt or food.
The ability to unlock the bra strap, mankind has still to figure out how to operate these contraptions.
Power slap - what else is there to say?
Interdimensional item storing ability - the power to store limitless objects in a small confined space, ie handbag or wardrobe.
Confusion power, the ability to confuse the male mind into submission.
Mind changing ability - Man has yet to develop a computer to change decisions as fast as a woman.
The power to be amazing!
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Male powers:
Super jam jar opening abilities - its true, where would women be without us? without jam for sure!
