the game where you sneak up to someone and say "Have you found Jesus yet?"

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Stealth-based third-person action game preaching Christian values announced; violence-free title set in days after The Rapture

Violence is practically nonexistent in the game, claims the developer. The only weapon gamers will have in their quest is a slingshot, which is used to take out alarms and security cameras.
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sneak past those godless heathens before they turn you into a homosexual or influence you to have sex before marriage or run out to have an abortion :O

http://www.gamespot.com/news/6163670.html?part=rss&tag=gs_news&subj=6163670
 
On the plus side... you could use that slingshot if a G.O.L.I.A.T.H automaton crashes through the wall.
 
No, see that would be very nearly awesome.

Remember that this is a christian game we're talking about.


Speaking of which, isn't it covetous or otherwise sinful to so blatantly rip off the whole retarded Left Behind series?
 
I jsut boguht Left Behind: Eternal Forces.
Havn't tried it yet.
 
From the original post, it sounds like Sneak King.
 
Sounds like crap to me. Especially the sample screenshots.

I'll stick to Thief, thank you.
 
... why ...

There is NO just reason for ANYONE to try and make a video game out of a bible story or biblical beliefs...

THOUGH I do remember playing one once on my NES. You play as a Wiseman on a spitting camel you have to make your way through the level, spitting at the enemies and make your way to Jesus.

totally badass
 
"violence-free"
"days after The Rapture"

Does not compute.
 
Wow, Christians should be up in arms over this shit.

They're seriously getting the shaft when it comes to video games. I mean, just look at those graphics and the retarded storyline.

I thought God was supposed to be merciful.
 
You know, a Christian game could be pretty hardcore if it allowed one to actually rain down the Lord's holy wrath, torture/convert, stone people, and partake in widespread violent crusadery. Some serious Old Testament asswhooping. Hell, I'd be tempted (Ha! Joke! See what I did there?) to actually play it.

Alas, it seems these developers wish to offend their god by undermining glorious pious brutality with sissy gameplay.
 
Absinthe said:
Alas, it seems these developers wish to offend their god by undermining glorious pious brutality with sissy gameplay.
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Well afterall, God would never send in a Nations Army to destroy something like, say, a city of hethens and totally whipe them off the face of the planet... but if he DID, I'm sure he would whipe them with as much mercy and grace as possible.
 
The only mercy that shall be bestowed upon the heretics is the flames of Hell being ten degrees cooler than usual.
 
Hang on, hang on, hang on.

If you're taking out security cameras... then security - aka "Authority" - doesn't want you there.

And the ultimate "Authority" is god.

WOO! INANE LOGIC!
 
I would get scared if someone stalk behind me and told me "hav you found jesus?"
 
Absinthe said:
You know, a Christian game could be pretty hardcore if it allowed one to actually rain down the Lord's holy wrath, torture/convert, stone people, and partake in widespread violent crusadery. Some serious Old Testament asswhooping. Hell, I'd be tempted (Ha! Joke! See what I did there?) to actually play it.
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so would I ....no seriously I'd love to play an over the top Hell and Brimstone Preacher armed with a dual silver pistols spewing biblical passages while doling out righteous hot leaded mercy on the unwashed heathen masses ..it makes for some great actio sequences and over the top black comedy


this guy but with lots of guns

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Absinthe said:
Alas, it seems these developers wish to offend their god by undermining glorious pious brutality with sissy gameplay.
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agreed ...I'd kill to play a game featuring a shotgun toting Jesus


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I remnber I once read someone about making a mod of doom3 where you are the pope and you go runing around blasting all the demons whit a shotgun,it was a funny thought
 
I'd rather blast humans (in order to save their souls of course) than demons ..demons are just so yesterday ..but playing as the pope is cool ..did he have a crucifix shaped dagger or a Holy Chainsaw of Merciful Redemption?



details on Sneak king Jesus:


Storyline:
The main character, whose name has not been released yet, is a recently trained agent of the life saving organization known only as the "Tribulation Knights". A "Tribulation Knight" is an agent of a secret organization created by a now destroyed Christian church association. Their mission is to insure the freedom and safety of the new Christians existing during the time of Tribulation. This period after the rapture known as the Tribulation will be a time where new Christians worldwide will experience persecution for their faith.

The storyline is an interpretation of the Bible concerning the end days. A worldwide cult organization is gaining control of the planet and is planning to incarcerate Christians who do not join them. The Tribulation Knights aim is to prevent that. The missions range from gathering intelligence to releasing fellow operatives from interrogation cells, to saving groups of incarcerated citizens from the clutches of the powerful Enforcers.

GamePlay:
Tribulation Knights features stealth as one of the most important and critical aspects of gameplay. What truly sets Tribulation Knights apart from other games on the market are its game rules. Shooting and killing of game characters is absent from this game. A high tech slingshot is one of the primary tools available to a Knight and it is used to take out surveillance and alarm systems. An on-screen partner provides critical information in your time of need.

If the player is detected by any of the various types of surveillance, World Rule Enforcers, or by citizens loyal to the World Order, an alarm will sound attracting unwanted attention. If an alarm has been triggered then the mission might end prematurely, or the NPC enemies can become more aware when triggered. The enemy can capture the knight, which forces the player to replay the level or start again from a remote prison cell. The missions require the player to remain almost invisible to the enemy for most of the game. This requires taking less traveled routes like the ledges of tall buildings, going down dangerous back alleys, crawling through air ducts, and navigating miles of sewer tunnels. Sneak peaks can be found on the website http://www.tribulationknights.com
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Jesus H Christ on a pogo stick that sounds mind numbingly boring
 
It would be creepy if a guy came up behind you and whispered
'Have you tasted my Jesus Juice yet?'
8|
 
Deadline said:
There is NO just reason for ANYONE to try and make a video game out of a bible story or biblical beliefs...
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The bible commands you to burn down any town and kill everyone in any town that contains a heritic preacher. A game truly based on the bible would be bloodier than GTA and would hence appeal to alot of people.
 
Rim-Fire said:
The bible commands you to burn down any town and kill everyone in any town that contains a heritic preacher. A game truly based on the bible would be bloodier than GTA and would hence appeal to alot of people.
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Uhm.. No it doesn't.
The Bible commands us to try and turn the preacher, if he won't, then let him burn.
 
Yeh, but what does the rest of the Old Testament say?
Besides which, it's not as if the slight hesitance to incinerate another human being makes it an excusable concept.
 
Jesus in CS , " i shall smite you noob!" "lolz leik teh c u tri!"
 
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