The General Stupidity Thread...

I work ina cafe at the airport on my days off from collage..and we get some dumb people coming through.

There was this group of people that came through once. I was stood inside the actual bit where you buy your food,a nd they just asked is there anywhere they could eat. I said, well theres this cafe we are stood in. And they replied with, yeah but i want some food, is there a place i can buy food. I said, what kind of food and he said. You know...food, you put it in your mouth and suck it down (Those were his words). I said, yeah, i know but what in particular do you want. He said breakfast
. I said, you can buy that here if you like, we do several kinds of breakfast meals or you can choose specifically what you want. he then said, forget it your not very helpful and then asked me where Burgar King was. I told him, and half an hour later he came backa nd asked one of my work mates practically the same stuff.

There other stories, but i must be off to bed :)

Oh just a quick thing.

Someone i work with who is new, dropped a plate, and i head a kid of about 11 call him a n00b:)
 
I have a neighbor that shot himself in the leg while cleaning his gun.

why is this stupid?

well...he had apparently done SOMETHING when he was alot younger, like 20 years ago, and as he served jail time one of the items of his parole was that he could never have a gun again...

he's still in jail, serving a three year sentance for shooting himself in the leg.

This isn't quite the same, but I shot myself in the leg with my pellet gun while I was on the bog just to see how much it hurt... don't try it :dozey:
 
One time I was going to the movie with my friends, so we buy the tickets at $10 a pop, go through, sit down and start watching. Then after the movie we realized NOBODY checked our tickets (and remove the stub or whatever they do) when we came in. The guy/girl who was sitting there must have went to the restroom or something. We could have just as easily walked in with no tickets at all.

LOL, what a way to lose $10
 
Originally posted by LoneDeranger
One time I was going to the movie with my friends, so we buy the tickets at $10 a pop, go through, sit down and start watching. Then after the movie we realized NOBODY checked our tickets (and remove the stub or whatever they do) when we came in. The guy/girl who was sitting there must have went to the restroom or something. We could have just as easily walked in with no tickets at all.

LOL, what a way to lose $10

at least u watched that movie legally :thumbs:
 
Stupid? Well just the other day I looked at something and said "LOL" :D

There was this one time, a mate brought over his Playstation and an extra TV and we were playing a linked game of C&C Red Alert (damn that lags). I think we must've been playing the same map for like 4-5 hours straight, then I paused and got up to get some eats. So I walk into the kitchen and say "I'm gonna build a sandwich." I didn't notice I'd said it till he started laughing his ass off :D

I made the sandwich, then came out of the kitchen and said "Our base is under attack" then took a big ol bite :) Good times.
 
I remember one, although not so funny.

Once back in Ukraine my computer teacher asked me to d/l some shit for her through the i-net. And, yes she didn't know how to use the i-net. So I found the article, downloaded and copyed it to a floppy disc.

Then she takes the floppy discket and(!!!) tryes to ply it in twice and puts it in here pocket. I was stunned for a few seconds. Then I asked her "WTF are you doing?!?!". And she replyed to me "Well, it's floppy, isn't it?"
 
Originally posted by Loshadka
downloaded and copyed it to a floppy disc.
tryes to ply it in twice and puts it in here pocket. I was stunned for a few seconds. T"

Umm. What?
 
Folded it in half people..

sheesh, learn english!
 
Plyed, umm yeah i have never heard anyone use that terminology before ever.......anyway, she obviously knew she broke it right? or was that the punch line?
 
ah, ukraine, so your name does mean pony/horsy/whatever? and your avatar mesmerizes me.
 
A2597 said:
Folded it in half people..

sheesh, learn english!

Main Entry: PLY
Pronunciation: 'plI

verb

1 a : to use or wield diligently <busily plying his pen> b : to practice or perform diligently <ply a trade>
2 : to keep furnishing or supplying something to <plied us with liquor>
3 a : to make a practice of rowing or sailing over or on <the boat plies the river> b : to go or travel regularly over, on, or through <jets plying the skies>

Intransitive senses
1 : to apply oneself steadily
2 : to go or travel regularly

It would also be written "plied" not "plyed". Except niether have anything to do with folding.
 
Yet my box of facial tissues here says two ply.

And they're two layers thick... even if they aren't exactly folded...
 
I'v heard the word ply used to describe alot of things but mainly shaveing the edges off wood.
 
I think Ply means a layer. Ply Wood is made from several layers, your tissues came in two layers, hence two Ply.
 
A2597 said:
I have a neighbor that shot himself in the leg while cleaning his gun.

why is this stupid?

well...he had apparently done SOMETHING when he was alot younger, like 20 years ago, and as he served jail time one of the items of his parole was that he could never have a gun again...

he's still in jail, serving a three year sentance for shooting himself in the leg.

Haha, really good idea to clean a gun while it's loaded.

Probably most of the stupid things i've seen people do has been related to computers, I've seen people trying out slot machine games in stores and trying to press the screen where the buttons were. :dozey:
 
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