The Girl Thread

[Dog--]

Is it just me or are all the girl threads annoying as ****? I'm not talking about just Stigmata's, too. Most of the time those threads are completely useless, so we may as well sum up all the chatter about the babes in one thread, no?

 

[Acepilotf14]

/did not read thread because was too busy staring at dog's avatar

 

[xcellerate]

they all go the same way pretty much:

1.) i have girl problems
2.) dude, be yourself, talk to her, be cool, say hi, it's no big deal
3.) repeat step 2
4.) repeat step 3

I say we need a thread were we post hot girls...now that would be a thread worth reading.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Didn't we have one, and it bordered too close to porn and got closed?

 

[kineaesth]

I entirely disagree, Dog--. People make threads about girls because they want to talk about it. Otherwise no one would listen.

 

[Dog--]

I say we need a thread were we post hot girls...now that would be a thread worth reading.

I made one, it was going well, I had a set number of rules in place, and someone just said "I think this should be locked" then a mod locked it. Nothing was even posted nudity or anything, it was a perfectly legitimate thread.

 

[kineaesth]

Cry some more etc.

if I remember correctly it was down to the stage of girls wearing only xbox controllers. Maybe that's why it was locked.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

KA what the hell is with the black bars?

 

[Dog--]

They are white bars for the good skinned playas.

Shitty tan. Looks like someone puked their ass.


Anyways, KA, just trying to reduce the clutter of shitty annoying retarded useless threads. I've actually said this to you before - What have you ever done to benefit the site, even in the slightest?

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I'm not trying to sound like an ignorant ass, but perhaps you're letting out some anger about the lack of man threads? I remember one in the recent past but it's since been buried. Please correct me if I'm entirely unfounded in my claims.

 

[kineaesth]

Reported you for trolling?

I just don't think people want to talk about stuff that's important to them in a thread such as you've attempted where there's no focus.

 

[Dog--]

If they are talking about stuff that's important to them on the video game forum, they need to get some real friends anyways.

I mean, I can see Stigs thread, he's not bitching 'baww my gf broke up wit me', he's basically bragging about having a chick (which is fine, it could be done in this thread), but when people turn ot strangers on the internet for condolences, they need a life. I doubt anyone actually cares about those types of problems here, they don't know these people, they don't know what they're like, so I find it hard to think that they could possibly have sympathy for some random stranger.

 

[MJ12]

Your thread defeats the purpose of a omgosh talk about girl problems thread, just in the same way a "Lets make a Death thread so no one will make threads about their dying loved ones" wouldn't work out, those are personal accounts that people want addressed, comforted in, given suggestions, etc.

 

[kineaesth]

... Dog--, rather than be all *lots of words some of them strong*, I'll just ask, why are you here, then?

 

[Dog--]

Laughs.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

You know reading back through this then looking at past posts i agree with Dog
What've you done to help the site?
You've been a complete and utter dick from what i've seen
Now i admit i've not done much either but still

Back on Topic yes the girl threads are a bit annoying

 

[lefty]

Laughs.

Well you don't seem very happy.

You know reading back through this then looking at past posts i agree with Dog
What've you done to help the site?
You've been a complete and utter dick from what i've seen
Now i admit i've not done much either but still

Back on Topic yes the girl threads are a bit annoying

Who the hell are you talking about. In fact, out of this thread, you're the biggest... well, not dick. But certainly dumbass. If you mean KA, he's not a dick. Never has been.

 

[MJ12]

If you mean KA, he's not a dick. Never has been.

Just mean, really, really mean.<3

I am jealous of his Sulk avatar btw..

 

[kineaesth]

It seems I'm in with the cool kids.

Awesome.

 

[VirusType2]

Most of the time those threads are completely useless

This is the stupidest ****ing thread idea you've had yet. Congratulations.

Anyways, KA, just trying to reduce the clutter of shitty annoying retarded useless threads.

Then stop making shitty annoying retarded useless threads.

but when people turn ot strangers on the internet for condolences, they need a life. I doubt anyone actually cares about those types of problems here.

You don't care about anyone but yourself, we already know this.

 

[Dog--]

This is the stupidest ****ing thread idea you've had yet. Congratulations.

What are you, kidding me?
http://halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=147065
http://halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=146994
http://halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=146291
http://halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=146333
http://halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=145994

That's all from page one, guy.

Then stop making shitty annoying retarded useless threads.

If I didn't do it, HL2.net would be kinda dull, look at all the activity encouraged with htis one thread.

You don't care about anyone but yourself, we already know this.

That's pretty much what I've been saying. (over the years, not in this particular thread)

Well no, not really, I've been saying I don't like/care for strangers. I'd do many things to make life better for my family/friends. Some guy I heard about in the newspaper who got shot in the face - I didn't know him, **** him.

 

[kineaesth]

Wait, isn't that the part where you insult Virus? Instead you post links to other ridiculous threads you've made? I'm so confused.

 

[Dog--]

Virus koo (I forget why, I'm pretty sure me and virus did something, I dunno)

 

[VirusType2]

Those threads were all facepalm. You don't even realize it I guess.

What? I like you Dog, but damn. Selfish.

way to be a friend by saying you don't care about any of our problems and we are just strangers that need to get a life.

 

[lefty]

You have a vague memory of you and virus doing something... something bonding, perhaps, in a way. Something very deep between you two... somethHE KNOCKED YOU OUT AND RAPED YOU and it made you feel like special friends.

 

[Dog--]

Stupid and facepalm not the same? I said they were stupid myself, right there: Post 22.

EDIT: Wait, I think I was going to make a song with virus.. I can't remember if that was virus or not - if it is, I'm still working on it, btw. I want all the samples to be perfect. And there are lots, too. I might have to torrent it when it's done.

 

[VirusType2]

Whatever, lol. Maybe I just need to **** off for a while. brb

 

[Dog--]

way to be a friend by saying you don't care about any of our problems and we are just strangers that need to get a life.

I don't mean to be mean, but honestly, if a close family member died (dad mom, etc), would you REALLY go to the internet to have strangers tell you it's ok? Like wtf?

That's like having your family member die, and just walking down the street and crying on the shoulder of some random dude walking by.

I mean, it's ok to come here and tell some shitty little problems that don't matter, but why come to the internet for a big life impacting thing like that? It's ****ed.

No one here knows you or anything about you, so their condolences towards your problem are just words. They'll forget about whatever problem you have the second they turn off the monitor.

 

[bam23]

I like how this has become anything but a girl thread.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

dunno what ur talkin about, all i see is dog's avatar

 

[lefty]

I like how this has become anything but a girl thread.

except for all the PMSing.

 

[Dog--]

*sprays toward lefty*

 

[VirusType2]

I don't mean to be mean, but honestly, if a close family member died (dad mom, etc), would you REALLY go to the internet to have strangers tell you it's ok? Like wtf?

That's like having your family member die, and just walking down the street and crying on the shoulder of some random dude walking by.

Dog, you aren't random. I'm not random.

EDIT: Wait, I think I was going to make a song with virus.. I can't remember if that was virus or not -

:arms:

 

[xombine]

Yeah, I basically gave up on trying to put an end to Dog's no-brain dumb shit threads. The part that I find to be the funniest is how much time you must have spent actually not at the computer thinking to yourself, "Hey this would be a good idea for a thread on hl2.net!"

 

[kineaesth]

A fair point, Virus. Well said. People share their shit here because they feel that they know the members.

Also

 

[lefty]

 

[kineaesth]

 

[kineaesth]

Holy wow that's good.

 

[Qonfused]

Best thread in a while.

 

[Jintor]

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!