the gloglebags

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Wraith

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this party started with its roots in political change for the people, but they have become bloated, and are forming an army with which they plan to rape our women and steal our mangoes and pie. i am starting a resistance to fight for truth and freedom and mangoes and pie!!!

DETHRONE QCKBEAM AND BRING THE GLOGLEBAGS TO THEIR KNEES!
 
YOU FOOL! The gloglebag army is one of compassion, and peace, but regardless.....today you have made a deadly enemy my friend :devil:
 
LOOK! LOOK AT THEM OPPRESSING ME! NOW YOU SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!! FIGHT!!!!

:-p
 
Sprafa said:
Do not ask that!!
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Why!!
What the hell is going on here :imu: :imu: :imu: :imu: :imu: :imu: tel me in curious.

(edit) Ooh now I know, well gloglebag you all mothergloglebagers :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
 
Grey Fox said:
Ooh now I know, well gloglebag you all mothergoglebagers :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
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dont talk like them! jesus dont you understand they introduced this word to make the masses ignorant! soon everyone will use only the word gloglebag, and our language wont mean anything! then they will be free to take over! GOD AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THEIR EVIL! FIGHT WITH ME!
 
qckbeam has ruined our economy, sent our jobs over seas, started fruitless quagmires he calls missions of compassion to spread freedom. His fear mongering techniques him and his administration have put into place are there merely to scare the populace into believing his every word.

Hes sent our jobs overseas, he is lax on our enviroment. His tax cuts favor the rich while sticking the tab to the middle class. He is a former alcholic coke head, who murders the english language.

I suggest everyone watch farenhat 7/11. There is a scene in there where he's drinking a slurpie and he says " some may call you the glogle some may call you the bag, but i call you all your base r belong to us"...

His administration has set us up the bomb!!!! We can not tolerate this any longer. I'm with you! FIGHT FOR FREEOM!!!! NO MORE WAR NO MORE OPRESSION!
 
Innervision961 - glad to have you aboard. many of the other resistance fighters wish to remain anonymous, but trust me, we are many and the gloglebags are few. the first official meeting is at the westcenter church near small mall.

(npghnyyl vgf ng gur rnfg raq bs gur fbhgu pbzcyrk)
 
Pompous fool!

Qckbeam is not our leader, he is simply our messiah.We beleive in equal treatment within the gloglebag army!

We are an order of peace and prosperity. However, we do not take kindly to those who try to oppose our valiant and noble efforts.

:|

Take heed to my warning.
 
YOU CANT FOOL ME WITH YOUR COMPASSIONATE BULLSHIT! I HAVE SEEN THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN YOU HAVE KILLED FOR YOUR POWER! YOU WILL FEAR THE GRASSROOTS MOVEMENT OF THE GLOGLEBAGGIAN CITIZENS! START COUNTING, YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED! (caps)
 
Wraith said:
YOU CANT FOOL ME WITH YOUR COMPASSIONATE BULLSHIT! I HAVE SEEN THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN YOU HAVE KILLED FOR YOUR POWER! YOU WILL FEAR THE GRASSROOTS MOVEMENT OF THE GLOGLEBAGGIAN CITIZENS! START COUNTING, YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED! (caps)
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Prove it! There has been no time that the valiant gloglebag army has done anything remotely related to your baseless accusations.

You pathetic rebel. All you want is power. Evil power. Evil, mean power, with spikes.

You disgust me. :|
 
it doesnt matter. our eyes are open. we are watching you qckbeam and erestheux, we are watching all you gloges. you better hope you can hide your secret meetings and shadow governments from the people, otherwise our faction will grow even larger. you will soon see the end of your reign.

you fu*k with us, we fuc* with you.
 
Wraith said:
it doesnt matter. our eyes are open. we are watching you qckbeam and erestheux, we are watching all you gloges. you better hope you can hide your secret meetings and shadow governments from the people, otherwise our faction will grow even larger. you will soon see the end of your reign.

you fu*k with us, we fuc* with you.
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I started this yesterday.
Sign up!
 
Tell me why I should join the gloglebag or mahgnaffarmy. What do you guys have to offer?
 
the gloglebags offer feces and cake, we offer mangoes and pie, we also give you a free HJ they just give out peni machines that control your brain with pen0r-p0wer
 
affen said:
Tell me why I should join the gloglebag or mahgnaffarmy. What do you guys have to offer?
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Well if you join the gloglebag army you get a Penis Machine, as well as the backing of your comrades!
 
affen said:
Tell me why I should join the gloglebag or mahgnaffarmy. What do you guys have to offer?
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Subartic evil base with a ~300TB serverfarm and 1Gbit/s internetconnection.
Or, my house as we call it.
 
Join the Gloglebag Army!

We have never done anything evil or oppresive!

Yesterday, Comrade, I defended the Earth by eating a renegade bagle that was headed straight for a baby! Then after that I stopped a large wave of oppresive chipmunks from stealing our advanced penis machine technology!

All of the resistance fighters are oppresive pig-dogs who are trying to make themselves powerfull by exploiting the ignorant masses!

Hail to the Motherfridge and all of our fearless Comrades!

(Enlist now and recieve a free PhallusM8 Carbine!)
 
moppe said:
Subartic evil base with a ~300TB serverfarm and 1Gbit/s internetconnection.
Or, my house as we call it.
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If you join the gloglebag army right now, you will be given three free months of AOL internet access! Our secret lair is not subartic, but it is suburban. Who has the better offer now?
 
My offer.

Join the Gloglebag Militia today.

Let's see what you get:

A gajillion dollars
Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads
A super secret base located in the middle of New York
Slumber parties
Tea parties
Nail polish
Lipstick
 
Now that penis machine intrigues me. I wanna become a gloglebag member!
 
affen said:
Now that penis machine intrigues me. I wanna become a gloglebag member!
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The Gloglebag Militia offers two penis machines.

We're Gloglebag army wannabes. :monkee:
 
The Thing said:
A gajillion dollars
Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads
A super secret base located in the middle of New York
Slumber parties
Tea parties
Nail polish
Lipstick
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Holy shit, gimme! :D
 
sign me up for this mahghnaffarmy, i'll bring my woe-kittens to bear in the coming apocalypse.
 
Lil' Timmy said:
sign me up for this mahghnaffarmy, i'll bring my woe-kittens to bear in the coming apocalypse.
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I loved you Timmy!!! I LOVED YOU!!! ;(
 
Why would you not join us
We bring Icarus Milk to the
People of the world.

Resist and die a slow
And painful death.
 
qckbeam said:
I loved you Timmy!!! I LOVED YOU!!! ;(
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montagues and capulets buddy.. montagues and capulets..besides, it was just physical for me :naughty:
 
I need more people to join the damn militia. It's like the army only we don't have to do anything.

Here's some more crap you get:

Icarus milk
A t-shirt
A totebag
Your very own theme song
A Gloglebag militia coloring book
The Limited Gold Silver Platinum Collector's Super Shiny Xtreme Gloglebag Storytime Night-night Story Book
A tic-tac

Ahh crap forgot the pee bucket.
 
Ikerous, you want to double cross the corrupt gloglebag army? i'll give you my newly free love :naughty:

p.s. it'd be a secret double cross, so don't respond just nod yes or no, thx! ^_^

Thing, come join us.. join grey side! i am your father! (the adoption papers are in the mail).
 
Official Gloglebag Double Secret Top Secret Army Announcement:
Decrypt Key: 1N7-1N8-AD4DO

All gloglebag's, hear me! The populace is rebelling! It is time to defend ourselves. Hide the Sacred Icarus Milk in the Motherfridge and take her to the Secret Lair, before they defile our most precious artifacts! Take to the hills!!!!!
 
MFL said:
Official Gloglebag Double Secret Top Secret Army Announcement:
Decrypt Key: 1N7-1N8-AD4DO

All gloglebag's, hear me! The populace is rebelling! It is time to defend ourselves. Hide the Sacred Icarus Milk in the Motherfridge and take her to the Secret Lair, before they defile our most precious artifacts! Take to the hills!!!!!
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/me steals Icarus milk

Your security stinks.
 
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