The Gold Bar is now open for business.

Wraithen

Wraithen

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Seeing as how it's open season on Spam right now, and the Sun is officially above the yard arm, The Gold Bar is now taking drink orders. Just tell Alyx at the bar what you want and sit back to celebrate the news while the G/Free-man band entertains. Thank you for noticing, I do think the Strider bar-stools were a good touch, just watch out for the head crab urinals in the Gents!

First drinks are on the house, after that, we accept paypal and personal cheques only ;)

GOLD!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
 
LOOK AT MY AVATAR! ITS TEH GOLD!

ahem. i would like a lemonade please, gold of course. and it must be STIRRED, not shaken!!! I AM A REBEL!!!
 
I'll have a nice golden hued hefeweizen and some Goldshalger shots. :D

Pronto, babe! *smacks Alyx on ass*
 
Reminds me of the pub at the unreal 2 forums. Has thousands of posts. Hope this can end up the same way. Now wheres Yakuza?
 
SnowBall said:
Reminds me of the pub at the unreal 2 forums. Has thousands of posts. Hope this can end up the same way. Now wheres Yakuza?
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I was hoping to encourage open spamming... but it's a shame I'm not as original as I thought. However, to get more busines, I declare happy hour... this'll last from now until the day Half Life 2 is released. Drinks on the House. And for the perves, Alyx is in her undies :naughty:
 
Heeeeey, thass my frienss band, shou punk!

*pushes Petabyte,. stumbles back from the force*
 
/me pulls out micro-uzi and shoots it into the ceiling

WHERE'S MY VODKA-MARTINI?!?!?!?

I'd like to have it now.
 
Barney ya man remember black mesa days u still wana buy me that beer u freekin wana b cop
 
Hey, thass right! Barney owes ussssall a beer!@

Own up, Barney!
 
Half Life 2 drink theme competition: best idea gets a prize of some extremely low value if this thread makes 215 pages long ;)
 
Chocolate milk, shaken, not stirred. And, hem, Alyx, right? Do I know you from somewhere? I swear you look familiar. Anyway, you're busy saturday night?
 
Barney: "Uh, yeah guys...see the thing is...um...a headcrab ate my wallet. And so...yeah, I can't buy 'em. But hey, catch me later and I'll -"

*gets crowbarred to death by the Maverick Knight.

:cool:
 
id like a bottle of Newcaslte Brown ale, and a GOLD cup to drink it out of.

I would also like to pay with these swanky gold coins i just pilfered from yonder pirate!!
 
[PIRATE]Yarrr! That be MY gold, ya scurvy ridden swine!

*swpies the leather pouch from DavE0r*

But since you managed to swipe it from me I'll buy you a flagon of grog!

Give me two flagons of your finest grog and keep this here gold piece for your troubles. I know it's happy hour but I be feelin' generous! Yarrr![/PIRATE]
 
A Glass of Bass Ale and a shot of Old Fitzgerald for me and Cuervo for my Monkey please!
 
I'll take a bottle of Smirnoff and a package of Fishermans Friend, yummy!!!
 
Runner said:
"these pretzels are making me thirsty"
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We don't have pretz..... oh God, who left the baby hydra's next to the radiator overnight?!
 
I'll have a good ol' Warsteiner and a cigar please.

And no dirty women.
 
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