The Halflife2.net Benevolent Dictatorship Party

Pi Mu Rho

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Because let's face it, you don't have a choice.
 
I don't know about the rest, but i think the third candidate sucks.
 
...all of a sudden I realize the stupidity in division, let us all unite under the benevolent... err, yeah, be- the benevolent leadership of Pi.

All Hail the Rho!
 
This party confuses me deep within. The juxtaposition of 'Dictatorship' - a word with so many negative connotations, and 'Benevolent'.
I really can't choose which party I want to be a part of.

First person to PM me nudes gets my vote.
 
The Conservative Party is happy to serve under the great leadership of the Admins.
 
Corruption, cronyism, and under the table dealings is what those Conservative dogs are all about.

Liberati! Unite under the Workers' Party!
 
..I'll add you to the list of admins to keep.
 
Liberty faction supoorts your benevolent dicatorship.

I think.
 
Uhhh... <browses>

Aha! Here we go. Also... Pi is malevolent, not benevolent.

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All other parties exist purely because we allow them to exist; their survival depends entirely on our favour. In short, their existence merely consolidates our power - consolidates us all under one glorious, immortal banner. The banner of the Halflife2.net Benevolent Dictatorship Party.
 
Down with Benevolent Dictatorship Party!
Down with Pi!
Eat the duck.
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We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now. There will be no loyalty, except loyalty towards the Forum. There will be no love, except the love of Pi. There will be no laughter, except the laugh of triumph over a defeated enemy. There will be no art, no literature, no science. There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always, do not forget this, always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. If you want a picture of the future of the site, imagine a boot stamping on a user's face, forever.
 
And the only party that shall reign supreme is this one! Any future attempts to promote instability or to debunk the The Halflife2.net Benevolent Dictatorship Party will result in temporary bans. Have at it, ****s.
 
And the only party that shall reign supreme is this one! Any future attempts to promote instability or to debunk the The Halflife2.net Benevolent Dictatorship Party will result in temporary bans. Have at it, ****s.

This party is terrible. This is the Sarah Palin party!
 
I see that the Benevolant Dictatorship Party has triumphed over its foes. All hail the Benevloant Dictatorship Party, lest we be banished unto the void.
 
man its pretty gay that the other threads were closed. GOD FORBID there is a little fun on the forums.


BACK TO INACTIVITY EVERYONE. THERES NOTHING INTERESTING OR FUNNY TO BE DONE AROUND HERE.
 
lets make the hl2.net revolutionary guerrilla movement!
 
They can kick our asses, but they can never kick our freedom!
 
The Liberty Faction WILL NEVER SURRENDER.

DOWN WITH THE OPPRESSORS.
 
The only thing proven here is the instability of the Benevolent Dictatorship Partys foundation. You have no support.

NEVER SURRENDER
 
And the only party that shall reign supreme is this one! Any future attempts to promote instability or to debunk the The Halflife2.net Benevolent Dictatorship Party will result in temporary bans. Have at it, ****s.

For the record, the temporary bans was an idle threat - nobody was going to get banned. But hey, power through fear!
 
Who fears?

Miscellaneous: Revolution! The liberty faction edition.
 
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