The Heart Attack Grill

I have to say, that is an absolutely awesome restaurant theme.

Wouldn't mine trying one of those myself... once.

I guess it'll only take one to finish me off.


And nice nurses... :D
 
Jesus ****ing Christ.

:laugh:

That place is ridiculous. I actually cannot comprehend what I am watching.
 
I wouldnt mind taking a quadurple bypass burger.

Before or after a good game of soccer/football or a good swim :D
 
There is so many times I paused the video at 3:27 and other places! :laugh:
 
We need to have an HL2.net meet down there. First one to finish a quadruple bypass burger wins.
 
I wonder if one of those nurses could give me a massage... a carotid massage that is.
 
My mouth actually watered watching this. DO WANT!
 
I'm surprised no one pointed out that a slightly shorter version was already posted quite some time ago.

Anyway, want. I'm surprised how the quadruple one is 8000 callories. Not that I ever counted callories in what I eat, but I thought that it would be much less, like 800.
 
Unfocused said:
I'm surprised no one pointed out that a slightly shorter version was already posted quite some time ago.

Anyway, want. I'm surprised how the quadruple one is 8000 callories. Not that I ever counted callories in what I eat, but I thought that it would be much less, like 800.
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Haha, no.

A simple healthy sandwich or sub can easily approach 800 calories and surpass it.


The 8000 calories does surprise me though, and I call bullshit on that. More like 4000.
 
really? remember that everything is fried in LARD, including the bun.
 
Hurricane said:
really? remember that everything is fried in LARD, including the bun.
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Yeah, and lard is calorie dense, but they'd need to have slabs of lard between each slice of bread.

Lard pretty much has the same calorie count as any other oil. That is... about 100-120 calories per tablespoon.

The thought of that bread soaking up THAT much lard... is hard to believe honestly.
 
I could finish one easily unfortunately. The more I eat, the hungrier I get. That is, until it just stops... way after I've eaten.
 
that food looks normal to me. walk into any buffalo restaurant and see wings and pizza, or beer and cheeseburgers. take your pick. nah jk, that is more than i could handle. i bet you shit better than if you ate at mcdonalds though.
 
Raziaar said:
I could finish one easily unfortunately. The more I eat, the hungrier I get. That is, until it just stops... way after I've eaten.
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This is true for me, too. Just small breaks in between and this 140-pound frail body is set for more.
 
A year ago I probably would've digged it.

But tbh, **** that.
 
Yay, I live in Arizona but never heard of the place nor would I wan't to go there. Except for the babes.
 
The babes probably get creeped out everyday there.

I mean, imagine serving a quad to this big-ass d00d who's just slobbering, smacking his lard-laden lips, and generally being a messy slob of himself, all while hitting on her at the same time.
 
That quad burger looks disgusting. I mean, it's just pure lard in shape of meat and bread.
 
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