the hl2 cycle

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aight, so Im just sitting here, sipping my bottle of coke, thoughtfully gazing at my computer screen which returns a soft blue light to my face in this dark room in the back of....... where was I)

so Im just sitting here and thinking "waiting for half life 2 is a cycle, and I am where I was when it was first announced."

ahem at this point i will assure you i am not on drugs. At one point hl2 was something I thought about every hour of the day. My interest escelated to a point where any new media (as scarce as it was) was the high-point of my day, and i could sleep peacfully those nights. At the next phase I was more educated about halflife2 and its features. Information and life flowed through these forums like a river and happy memories were formed (if you havent clued in by now, this is not meant to be taken very seriously ;).) At this point the oh so antisipated release date of sept 30 (that glorious day) neared, but all was not well at halflifetwodotnetsforumsville. Rumors broke out that the game would be delayed! a black spot of dread developed on the hearts of the villagers (forum goers) and some were even devoured by there hatred for valve. the day came. people cried and some were so personally harmed by such an act of cruelty that they couldnt even cry.

At this point I realize I didnt make this thread to tell a story (I just get into these things sometimes). after the phase I just described which from now on I will refer to as the black phase, the life of the forums began to slow down gradually. This brings us to the point at which I am now.

I am at the beginning again. I dont rememeber clearly all the features I was so stoked about but my interest is slowly rising again.

Now with all cycles there are parallel events of course so Im expecting new media, more news, and the general morale to increase ;)

*narators voice: and so ended the ranting of famasman, and the hl2 community rejoiced


edit: please ignore spelling mistakes and such as I was too lazy to go over it.
 
I uh.. agree , Im looking forward to it , but Im not expecting anything new out of Valve , not even a release , they are very bad at those.
 
lol I think you missed the point: THERE IS NO POINT! jk
but ya I think I'll be more stoked about halflife2 soon... you know the cycle thing ;)


edit: U got to believe in the cycle man. Soon these forums will be bustling (is that a word?) with activity, and well have media out the yingyang. U just wait.

narator voice: and with that a glint of forsight was seen in famas mans eyes, and.....
ok i wont go into story mode again.
 
Dude, thats so true, Ahmen
*applaud
So, how about u take notes, research this "Black Cycle" See if anyone will fund it. It would be awsome hahah!!
 
Correct me if i am wrong, Going off teh top of my head here but................Light is a wave

Sound = wave
I am assuming sound is slow because it is a wide vibration and cannot go thru a solid medium very well.
Light = Wave
Fast because the wave looks like | | not spread out like a sound wave | |
Thats my generalization of waves.
So, ppl wanna travel light speed. Well, the more evergy u put into matter the larger it gets......so..........how do we solve this?
Well, once matter becomes to massive it implodes due to gravity. SO how does that help us at all u say? Say u had ulimited ammount of energy to put into matter. Its get to a red giant size status and now its begins the nova then black whole stage, i think. Anyway, due to a black whole gravity influx it can't grow large thus it can go faster than light. It would not have to waste energy on getting larger it can only go faster and faster. Good question if i am right is, where do we get that much energy and How the fizzle do we suvive that if we could. Don't know aND I ramble when i am wasted.

HAPPY NEW YEAR
 
Dude, if we could do that to a black whole, we might be able to collapse THE UNIVERSE!!!

Nah it can't collapse, its infinite and not bound by what we know. Way out of our ability to calculate and I dont think it makes sence itself.

See just because u get matter in once space, does that mean evething else (AKA Reality) has to go with it?

I mean, it could just be a little dot. But there is space around it. Hell, what if because of the massisive amount of space there is, it creates ultimate VACCUME!! BAM matter SPLODES!! (yes splodes) and everything i shot to hell until?! YES GRAVITY!! To many black holes in to many places. Eating and EAting until it becomes one GLACK HOEL AND then a dot then WOOT SPLODE. over and over.

WASTED!!
Hahahhaha
 
Or, People think the universe is expanding right?
So, black hole and a 360 degree vaccume.
The vaccume is pulling the hole appart at 500,000,000,000 Kilometers a second
the balck hole has a gravity influx of only 400,000,000,000 Kilometers a second
Something has to give, The vaccume obviously win but not without tons of energy output.
And the engery is comming from nothing. It just existst becaues of forces but what powers those forces? Dunno, so I assume thats free energy.
Yeah, if I am right ummmm well cool. Thats how I think the universe does its thing.........correct me if i am wrong!! Lol i am sooooooooooowasted

WOOTSORZ FOR TEH SHNIZZLE


EDIT: O yeah, those #'s i put are just stupid place holders. I dont think anyone really know how fast it is.
---Wrap ur brain around that BITCHES WOOT------
 
Hmm. I like splodes as much as the next man (unless that man is a collio2man) but this is scary.
And as for your mad, suicidal and potentially disasterous science, I must ask you to stop! The fabric of our very universe is at stake!
If there was a button marked 'End-Of-The-Universe Switch, Please do not press' someone would press it, just to see what would happen.
In retrospect, Coolio2man, how drunk were you when you posted those? Blame the aftermath of over-enthusiastic New Years festivities.
 
Gotta love those drunken-guy physics. Especially when the person recounting them starts making less and less sense.

Just like Quantum physics really.
 
My god Coolio2man you're a genius !!
How did you figured ll those thigs out !!
It's amazing were seeing a new Einstein being born!!
 
* wakes up from delusions*

WTF is that Coolio2man !?!?!?
Were you high?
 
Lol, thats teh first time I have been labeled C2M, Thats so ghetto fabulous.
Word :thumbs:

Yeah, I getting there, but whenever I burp, like stomach acid comes up with it and burns my throat.
Maybe it'll pass or somethin
 
sigh, just when i think I discover something revolutionary, some drunk guy has to spoil my thread ;)
 
You think that's bad? You should have been here when we had that dude making posts while he was high as a kite!
 
famas_man said:
sigh, just when i think I discover something revolutionary, some drunk guy has to spoil my thread ;)

Ahhhh... such is life... there's always that drunk guy...
 
hwhat if it was...burble...me?
No...wait! We must stop spamming before the thread is closed!
So...er...appropriate responce...er...what were we talking about?
Erm...yeah, I see what you're saying, man, but I think if we did the latter it would completely revolutionise the process. But as for your second point, it's a good one, and bears thinking about.
 
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