MrWhite
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I know there arent alot of console gamers here, I dabble in both but mostly pc. Just a few days ago my brother brough home H:UD, and WOW.
Okay, so the storyline is short and not really worth the time other than buying enw moves and unlockables like joe-fix it (think of the incredible hulk with gray skin in a mobster suit) and such...
the graphics are subpar, but actually pretty good because you dont notice the crappyness of them ever, simply because...
you destroy. EVERYTHING. EVER. KNOWN TO MANKIND. It doesn't seem to get old either.
The physics are very good, and the controls are some of the smoothest I've seen and I recommend, if you ever get the chance to play it, take it up, cause man... when you can pick up a car, tear it in half and wear the two halves as steel gloves while subsequently launching into the air to punch a few helicopters in the face then throw a bus and taking out a building and pile driving a few cops into thier own cars then taking thier cars and hurling them 50 feet into other cars and watching them explode then get all pissed off and do some super stomp on the ground that decimates everything withing a 40 foot radius and grabbing missiles shot at you by a jet and throwing them back then jumping on the damn thing and taking it down with you then punching a baby and some kittens and doing a crazy cannonball into some giant robot thats for no apparent reason also there and crushing the middle of a bus and using it as a shield until you decide to use it as a skateboard (i shit you not, a skateboard) to cruise around the city as everyone screams "OH DEAR GOD" and runs away then grabbing a wrecking ball and using it as a ball and chain to mess up some tanks which you then take thier rocket launchers and holster them on your shoulder and shoot everything in site then maaaaybe punch another baby then uppercut a 4 car pileup to the top of a skyscraper then jump accross the city to do battle with other behemoths in the desert while theres an entire army trying to destroy you both then you are the win!
Yeah, anyway, its just really crazy.
If you took the time to read everything i said, its all true, (minus the baby punching and kitten eating)
Puts the movie, the comics, and the first movie video game to shame (this one's based off the comics)
But, the story sucks and its too short... i beat it in one dedicated night...
Okay, so the storyline is short and not really worth the time other than buying enw moves and unlockables like joe-fix it (think of the incredible hulk with gray skin in a mobster suit) and such...
the graphics are subpar, but actually pretty good because you dont notice the crappyness of them ever, simply because...
you destroy. EVERYTHING. EVER. KNOWN TO MANKIND. It doesn't seem to get old either.
The physics are very good, and the controls are some of the smoothest I've seen and I recommend, if you ever get the chance to play it, take it up, cause man... when you can pick up a car, tear it in half and wear the two halves as steel gloves while subsequently launching into the air to punch a few helicopters in the face then throw a bus and taking out a building and pile driving a few cops into thier own cars then taking thier cars and hurling them 50 feet into other cars and watching them explode then get all pissed off and do some super stomp on the ground that decimates everything withing a 40 foot radius and grabbing missiles shot at you by a jet and throwing them back then jumping on the damn thing and taking it down with you then punching a baby and some kittens and doing a crazy cannonball into some giant robot thats for no apparent reason also there and crushing the middle of a bus and using it as a shield until you decide to use it as a skateboard (i shit you not, a skateboard) to cruise around the city as everyone screams "OH DEAR GOD" and runs away then grabbing a wrecking ball and using it as a ball and chain to mess up some tanks which you then take thier rocket launchers and holster them on your shoulder and shoot everything in site then maaaaybe punch another baby then uppercut a 4 car pileup to the top of a skyscraper then jump accross the city to do battle with other behemoths in the desert while theres an entire army trying to destroy you both then you are the win!
Yeah, anyway, its just really crazy.
If you took the time to read everything i said, its all true, (minus the baby punching and kitten eating)
Puts the movie, the comics, and the first movie video game to shame (this one's based off the comics)
But, the story sucks and its too short... i beat it in one dedicated night...
