The Jehovah's Witnesses

[ssiilleenntt]

you did everything wrong ...wtf your dogs are not weapons ..he was defending himself out of fear ....some people shouldnt own dogs

Well let's see. First of all the moment they stepped into my house WITHOUT my permission i should have let the dogs go. If they would have bee good JW's or even a polite person they would not have stepped fot into my house!

 

[Tr0n]

you did everything wrong ...wtf your dogs are not weapons ..he was defending himself out of fear ....some people shouldnt own dogs

Bah quiet peta man.

You did everything right son! You beat their asses.

 

[ssiilleenntt]

Bah quiet peta man.

You did everything right son! You beat their asses.

Rofl tks...

 

[DEATH eVADER]

My mum used to be one, but she left after finding out that her views were different from theirs. Plus my Dad didn't like religion a lot after falling out with the Catholic faith when he was a boy.

But I've been to one of these meetings with my mum, think of it as a Book Club, but namely discussions over the bible.

So next time they come to your door, say "I don't want to join your book club!"

 

[CptStern]

Bah quiet peta man.

You did everything right son! You beat their asses.

:upstare: ...wont be funny when the dogs attack a child who happens to do the wrong thing at the wrong time

 

[ssiilleenntt]

:upstare: ...wont be funny when the dogs attack a child who happens to do the wrong thing at the wrong time

Lol, i wont sick my dog on a little kid nor will they attack someone without my say.. the dogs harrased them becuase i allowed them to (they didn't bite/touch them untill i was being jumped on.. Do you now understand you tard!

 

[CptStern]

Lol, i wont sick my dog on a little kid nor will they attack someone without my say.. the dogs harrased them becuase i allowed them to (they didn't bite/touch them untill i was being jumped on.. Do you now understand you tard!

hmmm I'm surprised you could come up with a semi lucid statement on how you justify attacking another human being


obviously you've heard that in every single case of dogs attacking children the owner "sicked" his dogs on the little tykes out of sheer meaness ....(does this even need an upstare smiley thingy?)


this should have been my first tip off that you're not exactly the brightest of people:

"Now my first instinct is to get my gun lol."

lol hehe hyuk hyuk hyuk, tarnations! eedjit

 

[ssiilleenntt]

hmmm I'm surprised you could come up with a semi lucid statement on how you justify attacking another human being


obviously you've heard that in every single case of dogs attacking children the owner "sicked" his dogs on the little tykes out of sheer meaness ....(does this even need an upstare smiley thingy?)


this should have been my first tip off that you're not exactly the brightest of people:

"Now my first instinct is to get my gun lol."

lol hehe hyuk hyuk hyuk, tarnations! eedjit

Wow you might of thought it was a joke hint the lol. anywayz, my backyard is gated and that is the only place they go outside. Theve never got out and i doubt they will ... Any othe brain busters?

 

[CptStern]

Wow you might of thought it was a joke hint the lol. anywayz, my backyard is gated and that is the only place they go outside. Theve never got out and i doubt they will ... Any othe brain busters?

all it takes is one time



people like you are the reason why so many people unreasonably fear pit bulls ...it even allows some jurisdictions to ban pitbulls all together ..which usually leads to euthanized dogs ...but you didnt consider that did you?

 

[ssiilleenntt]

all it takes is one time



people like you are the reason why so many people unreasonably fear pit bulls ...it even allows some jurisdictions to ban pitbulls all together ..which usually leads to euthanized dogs ...but you didnt consider that did you?

Did you even read the story, my pitbull didn't attack! omfg read before you respond... All it takes is one time? Your right one time. And like i said my dogs wont go around attacking people. If you don't mess witht them they won't mess with you.. There actually pretty nice..

 

[CptStern]

Did you even read the story, my pitbull didn't attack! omfg read before you respond... All it takes is one time? Your right one time. And like i said my dogs wont go around attacking people. If you don't mess witht them they won't mess with you.. There actually pretty nice..

yes I read what you wrote it doesnt matter ...pitbulls have a stigma attached to them ..why do you think no other breed is banned?

and it doesnt matter how "nice" they are ..dogs often attack children out of irritation because a child unlike an adult does everything wrong when it comes to social cues ..for example ..a child will often go towards an animal with out stretched arms ...any dog owner knows that can be seen as a threatening gesture to a dog

what's the first thing you do when approaching a strange dog? avert your eyes and hold your hand palm up and let it come to you ...do you think young children do this?

 

[ssiilleenntt]

If they don't know not to do that maybe thier parents should have better supervision?
Like i said it is impossible for my dogs to get out.

 

[Edcrab]

I thought I opened the wrong thread when I saw this dog discussion on page 3 onward :O

My neighbour was a Jehovah's Witness- and you know what? He a "No visitors except by prior arrangement sign", the bastard.

I always wondered whether a "No thanks, I'm a Protestant" would do me any good...

 

[Sulkdodds]

I always wondered whether a "No thanks, I'm a Protestant" would do me any good...

Believe me, it doesn't. Not even 'no thanks, sorry, I'm a scientologist' works.

 

[Murray_H]

I got prawned by an ex-con the other day, bought a shitty cd-wallet off him for £6 at my door. I felt sorry for him because he had no teeth and he said it was keeping him off the dole.

 

[ComradeBadger]

If they don't know not to do that maybe thier parents should have better supervision?
Like i said it is impossible for my dogs to get out.

When I was a small boy, I was bitten across the face by a dog that had escaped from someone's back garden.

:|

 

[Edgar]

Horray for me living in Utah where I have never seen a Jehovah Witness in my whole life, they are scared of my area hehe

 

[Skaadi]

I don't get Jehovahs Witnesses coming to my house........mainly because I am one and they know to stay away. And Sulks, we're not a cult. We don't all door knock and I don't really like the ones that do door knock either. It really is an invasion of privacy. No - one wants complete strangers at their door all the time.

Just do what my friend did. Put up a sign saying No Jehovas Witnesses or Mormans. They never did come back there

Does anyone even get Mormans? Thankfully I don't.

 

[ssiilleenntt]

When I was a small boy, I was bitten across the face by a dog that had escaped from someone's back garden.

:|

Well, i have a 6ft tall chainlink fence with cement foundation so they can't dig under it so there not getting out.. Sorry bout the dog inncodent though.

 

[Edgar]

Does anyone even get Mormans? Thankfully I don't.

What the hell is a morman? I think those are some type of morlockbreed with men.. oh wells, at least they're not like Church of Latter Day Saints (mormons to the drunks) Yeah we knock on your door, but at least we don't blabber shit about only 12000 spots left in heaven or whatever the JW do.

 

[Kangy]

I don't get Jehovahs Witnesses coming to my house........mainly because I am one and they know to stay away. And Sulks, we're not a cult. We don't all door knock and I don't really like the ones that do door knock either. It really is an invasion of privacy. No - one wants complete strangers at their door all the time.

Just do what my friend did. Put up a sign saying No Jehovas Witnesses or Mormans. They never did come back there

Does anyone even get Mormans? Thankfully I don't.

Yeah, I've always felt sorry for you guys who aren't ****ing insane and insist on interrupting my macaroni cheese at 7pm when I'm just trying to relax. They do a good job of ruining your name worldwide :/

I honestly take an instant dislike to anyone who has the arrogance to believe that they should be telling me what I should and should not be thinking on my own property, in my own time and usually when I'm doing something.

 

[spookymooky]

Honestly, I would love to have some JW's come to my house some time. Could be an interesting talk.

 

[xLostx]

was it the jehovahs or mormons they made fun on South Park?

 

[Que-Ever]

probably both =P
yes, at least we LDS guys have some sense

 

[AntiAnto]

Damn, two of them came to my house the other day and I was the unlucky one to open the door. First, they introduced themselves and they immediately asked me how could we make world better. I sort of mumbled a quick response and then they handed me a pamphlet. They told me to read it, asked my name and then informed me that they would come around later in the day to interrogate me on my reading.

Lucky me, they never came back this day... they reappeared a week later when I was away. Now, they could return anytime soon since they told my sister so.

 

[Anthraxxx]

I am so glad my mom is a devout catholic. kekeke~ Right as you open the front door of my house, there is a LARGE picture of the pope and a statue of Mary. All those jehova's witnesses can do is feel stupid once I open my door and blast them with a 1000 point hit of divine damage.

 

[Lahire149]

I am so glad my mom is a devout catholic. kekeke~ Right as you open the front door of my house, there is a LARGE picture of the pope and a statue of Mary. All those jehova's witnesses can do is feel stupid once I open my door and blast them with a 1000 point hit of divine damage.

LOL
well i'm a christian (seriously), so if they ever came around i'd probablly smack em a good once or twice... jk
but ya, they need to go home and stop bothering ppl

 

[DeusExMachina]

I'm praying some JWs come to my door one day.

 

[<RJMC>]

what if a put a pic of the pope hicking theyr god?

in this city there is not jehovas witness that come to to houses,but my previous was some blocks close to the national institute of jehovah witnesess so imaginate that

 

[dream431ca]

Force em to play silent hill and tell them "that's where your going if you don't leave me alone!"

 

[Reaktor4]

LOL
well i'm a christian (seriously)

then youre as stupid as them.

 

[Skaadi]

We're not all like that. It's really annoying that everyone within my religion has a bad name because of a few people that wont leave others alone.

 

[Tr0n]

Damn Jehovah's Witnesses.

 

[Beerdude26]

Had some one time. Gave me a pamphlet but didn't read because I lacked time. I then proceeded to make a pamphlet myself named 'BEHIND THE SMILE OF THE JEHOVAS' (In Dutch, that is ) and then read to convince myself I didn't want to join their religion. Jehovas can mess you up if you're young. But overall, these Jehovas were very nice and polite. They stayed outside the entire time and didn't make intentions to go into my house. Maybe it's only some American JW's that are really messed up in the head.

EDIT : And WTF is it with that spinning head fad?

 

[Cormeh]

Don't they put a curse on you if you bin the pamphlets?

 

[AntiAnto]

EDIT : And WTF is it with that spinning head fad?

We shall not pronouce His name!

 

[Solaris]

Lol, is that head a new fad starting I see?

 

[kirovman]

That head has far more significance than you could ever imagine.

 

[Tr0n]

EXTREME significance.

 

[Solaris]

Im starting my own fonze avatar fad, Join people!