The John Titor story

It's been posted before, and it's pretty funky.

I still think it's fake though.
 
I didnt find anything in a search, cant we just talk about it ;(

:afro:
 
Sounds pretty fakey to me.

"There is a civil war in the United States that starts in 2005."

I'm looking forward to that. :)
 
Hmm.. Haven't heard of it before. Looks interesting, who knows if it's fake or not?
 
Hmm.. Haven't heard of it before. Looks interesting, who knows if it's fake or not?
 
Interesting fiction , interesting ideas. Easy fake though. Russia doesnt have the money to launch potatoes.
 
In 2036, a great deal of effort is going into "repairing" our environment. I was sent to 1975 to get a computer system and take it back to 2036. Time travel is not a secret in 2036 and I expect it will become more common.


..lol, going back to 1975 to get a computer system seems a little redundant if they can recreate the technology, no?
 
I just read all his predictions.....



What a interesting site. And I tell you, if a civil war breaks out later this year like he said I am gona be seriously pissed!
Because he goes on to say that nuclear war breaks out! I mean shite! :p



Don't worry I dont think its true.


still....
 
t3h t1t0|2 is |234L |<!!!!!!!

anyway his mad cow predictions are frighteningly realistic...
 
Are some areas of the United States safer than others?

Take a close look at the county-by-county voting map from the last
elections.



..stay out of Florida :) lol
 
If he was from 2036, why the heck would he use forums to communicate with the world? Wouldn't this be way out of his time and he wouldn't know exactly how to use them?
 
It's actually pretty believeable but all just a hoax. Physicists have found numerous holes in his description of timetraveling.

But if this is all real, we'll find out in this year, when riots are emerging in the US after the elections and the US will go in civil war status within a few years according to him.
 
ITS REAL :flame:

YOU NOW ARE AN ENEMY OF THE STATE :monkee: :monkee:

jk but I want to believe lol
 
PvtRyan said:
It's actually pretty believeable but all just a hoax. Physicists have found numerous holes in his description of timetraveling.

But if this is all real, we'll find out in this year, when riots are emerging in the US after the elections and the US will go in civil war status within a few years according to him.
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Thought he said (civil) war was declared in 2005?
 
Gamers Unite!!!! I call upon the gamers of the world to unite and fight our oppresive senators who try to keep us down like a pack of ravenous dogs who are foaming at the mouth and are ready to lunge at the jugular of any who belittle us!!!
:sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:

did that make any sense?
 
I'll just go and beat up John Titor and steal his shiny shotgun..
 
I guess you guys are right. But the stuff he's saying is very accurate , and BTW he always said he wasn't a physicist so that could've been the reason of his flaws in description.

If it is a hoax, it sure is a very much thought-out one. But I'm not sure if I believe it myself or not.
 
For those who think its real...


Whos to say he actually made these posts when they claim he did. My guess is the host of that site made the WHOLE thing up.

But it could be true.......


anythings possible :farmer:
 
Wish I could talked to him..

"What is the exact release date of HL2?"
 
lol yeah :D

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I wonder what would happen if someone shot and killed John Titor.. what would happen? A massive paradox?
 
This stuff is starting to get freaky. I read a little on that other forum, and a BBC news stuff. And I'm listening to a Trip-Hop net-radiostation that plays music reminding of X-Files..

Bwoooh..
 
Post WW3? Hah, that proves its fake. If theres a WW3, I doubt theres gonna be a world after its done.
 
Nope.. they'll give it to me, and then I'll give it to Big Foot 2: Bigger and Badder, and he will eat it.. Then the world will literally be poop.. And I'll move to Jupiter with my mutated kitty named Squiggles..
 
Jhahn2k4 said:
Nope.. they'll give it to me, and then I'll give it to Big Foot 2: Bigger and Badder, and he will eat it.. Then the world will literally be poop.. And I'll move to Jupiter with my mutated kitty named Squiggles..
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NOT SQUIGGLES! :( :( :(
 
Sprafa said:
If some asshole reads this surely the world will end

How to make an H-Bomb
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wow! thx for the link *goes downtstairs and starts working on his own h-bomb* but seriously, i dunno, can anybody posts quotes of JT's predictions relating to 9-11 or whatever he had that was supposedly a prediction of things that have already occurred cause i couldn't find any. That foo wrote a lot of jibba-jabba. I'm finding his prediction highly doubtful tho. From what he says, the world sounds like something u'd read in a far-fetched novel. I guess come 2005 we'll know. If US has itself a civil war, i'm moving my ass to the north pole. Not many people would think of nuking it :naughty: Maybe i'll see some warheads from russia fly overhead on their way to US.
 
Omg, John Titor never mentioned the release of Duke Nukem Forever in 2036...

Looks like we have a long wait.

edit:

Lets all follow John Titor's guide to a healthier life!

(40) I tried to consolidate your questions into a basic list. I hope this helps.

1. Do not eat or use products from any animal that is fed and eats parts of its own dead.

2. Do not kiss or have intimate relations with anyone you do not know.

3. Learn basic sanitation and water purification.

4. Be comfortable around firearms. Learn to shoot and clean a gun.

5. Get a good first aid kit and learn to use it.

6. Find 5 people within 100 miles that you trust with your life and stay in contact with them.

7. Get a copy of the US Constitution and read it.

8. Eat less.

9. Get a bicycle and two sets of spare tires. Ride it 10 miles a week.

10. Consider what you would bring with you if you had to leave your home in 10 min. and never return.
 
He sounds like an overly-patriotic, god-loving nonce. And a selfish one at that! Oh sure John, it will be a nice "surprise" to be nuked into oblivion :rolleyes:
 
Jhahn2k4: Words cannot tell how glad I am to see a guy like you using something I've said as a signature!! I finally feel like a real member of the forum, not like some new dude saying something here and there that no one listens to! THANK YOU!!

:cheers:

BTW: If someone travelled back in time and told me a phrase like that would be the first word that someone will use in their sig as a quote, I'd kick his nuts in and call myself Trisha. Just because I never thought I'd say anything like that.
 
Shuzer said:
Thought he said (civil) war was declared in 2005?
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Yeah but the country becomes unstable after bad/false elections in 2004.

But the guy always has an escape route: he can just say this is another timeline, which isn't exactly like mine so stuff I predict doesn't have to happen.
It's just an elaborate hoax.
 
I found a plot hole in this guy's time traveling BS.. he says he's run into himself once back in 2000 when he was posting. He later says he lives with his parents in 2000, yet he was born in 1998, so he should be living with himself, seeing as how he's 2 years old

Edit: whoever said his "mad cow predictions are accurate," mad cow was already a danger back in 2000, just not in the US; it was only time before it got into the states
 
Yeah mad cow only came now to the US but EU has it since the begg. 90's
 
CrazyHarij said:
Jhahn2k4: Words cannot tell how glad I am to see a guy like you using something I've said as a signature!! I finally feel like a real member of the forum, not like some new dude saying something here and there that no one listens to! THANK YOU!!

:cheers:
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Hey, no prob ;) The sound- bwooh - is so important to us..

You know there's a vacuum cleaner in one of his (John Titor's) pictures :devil:
 
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