The Joke.

[mayro]

*On the TV*
This is Bob Goul for CNN news, im here at main distribuation center for UPS where 50 large crates have just been droped off by a man who only by appearance seems to resemble a charecter from the new hit game Half-Life2. The only thing he had to say was "Hello Mr.Freemen, its nice to see you have decided to continue on with your work... Now Mr.Freemen wake up.... Wake up and get a move on, your work is not finished..." As you can see behind me the crates are firmly sealed and awaiting shipment to stores across the united states. One can only wonder how Valve was able to keep Half-Life 2 going gold and being replocated a secret...
*Turns Tv off*

Could you just imagine? The excitement? The next day would be hell for people in retail... No employes and tons of customers

Man... I could see valve doing something like this too. Supriseing us and other companys all at the same time

 

[tron]

huh? dude, go outside or something.

 

[mayro]

Hence rumor or speculation fourm

 

[Sprafa]

They won't do it.

Simply because they'll have to make millions of copies, and someone would leak the info.

 

[Daegon]

I think it'd be amazing. Fact is, they couldn't possibly pull a stunt like that without mass cooperation. But I think they should. They won't and it'll be like any other release (that's a year late) but you never know...

 

[oldagerocker]

i'd love it if HL2 came out in upmost secret... so nobody knew about it, ofcourse some would be pissed off, but it'd be a lovely surprise. A dream that i can't see happening im afraid.

 

[DieH@rd]

no way. they will not do that.

 

[john121]

i think Valve should just ship HL2 in august but not tell us what day they ship it.. that would be cool...

 

[booogerhead]

That would be awesome if that happened, mayro.

 

[ailevation]

Oh hahah nice joke .... :|

 

[DieH@rd]

they will tell us the shipping date. They are not crazy... wait... maybe they are!

 

[PunisherUSA]

You mean you guys don't know?

They did ship it last semptember! They told everyone it was going to be delayed and crap, but it's been released! The leaked alpha is actually the final version! Go out and buy it

 

[Rupertvdb]

imagine the day we can acutally play the bloody thing..... i will actually explode it still seems so unlikely

 

[Esquire]

I'm just hoping i don't get mugged of it on the way home

 

[DieH@rd]

that will sux...

 

[PunisherUSA]

Hopefully no one will go nuts and BURN the HL2 display stands first thing when they're released! :flame: :flame:

 

[Jadewolf5675]

Hilarious.

 

[DrJones]

Half Life 2 has probably been sitting on the shelf at your local computer store for a month just waiting to get bought heh heh

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Half Life 2 has probably been sitting on the shelf at your local computer store for a month just waiting to get bought heh heh

hidden behind the sims expansions.

 

[The Terminator]

Belive me, It wouldnt be insane. It would just be a normal day. Its just a video game man, not free alcohol.

 

[BRODIEMAN2k4]

Too farfetched

 

[Daegon]

Free alcohol? Where?

 

[Dalamari]

I think I would rather see this.

**Commercial**

**TV Fuzzes out**

**Breen appears on the screen**

Hello (your name) you are now a certified member of City (whatever number the assign your living area) please await for Combine forces to tag you and remove any contraban.

**pull out pump action shotgun**

BRING IT!!!

 

[{Neoblade} 111]

ROFL omg you guy's are so funny lol!