The lie about yourself thread!!

[15357]

ok, i'll start.

i have great knowledge of Astrophysics and i work in a top-secret facility that makes nuclear weapons. also, i'm cool. And, i know how to make a nuke out of cosmetics and dog food with a laptop.

 

[Sparta]

I'm a man

 

[ship]

I went to bed last night and I plan on going to school today.

 

[Danimal]

I might not close this thread.

p)

 

[Razor]

I'm the worst guy in the world, a raving alcoholic, drug addict and i have the inkling that you're all top, straight up guys apart from Dark Elf who i think is gay and Shippi who i think is a 50 year old fat man from Zimbabwe.

 

[ship]

I'm the worst guy in the world, a raving alcoholic, drug addict and i have the inkling that you're all top, straight up guys apart from Dark Elf who i think is gay and Shippi who i think is a 50 year old fat man from Zimbabwe.

So if I understood you correctly, in reality you're a narcissistic Jehova's Witness, who thinks TDE is homophobic, and that SHIPPI is the next Miss Universe?

Hm.....I think you've got a point there.

 

[Orcone101]

My penis is large.

 

[venturon]

I urinate on zoo animals (look out guys).

 

[Dalamari]

I'm not touching myself right now

 

[15357]

I'm not touching myself right now

nice to know...............


also, i can kill you all with a button. a red one.

 

[Murray_H]

I am not 19 today, and I don't have any hands

I type with a wand attatched to my forehead.

 

[ship]

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

Speaks for itself.

 

[Sparta]

I am not 19 today, and I don't have any hands

I type with a wand attatched to my forehead.

Happy Birthday to you, not today.

I'm secretly developing a toothpaste capable of stealing people's thoughts and inventions, and selling those inventions to the Government of Estonia

 

[Murray_H]

Happy Birthday to you, not today.

I would say thanks, but I'm an ungrateful tit

 

[ship]

I would say thanks, but I'm an ungrateful tit

I baked you a cake for your birthday!

 

[MiccyNarc]

I own 50 cats.

 

[15357]

I own 50 cats.

because i ate 1,108,695 of them.

 

[Danimal]

***** owned me.

 

[15357]

I know that danimal actually reads posts.

(go to the hardware section and see "Cable or DSL")

edit: i'm not disrespecting a mod.

 

[el Chi]

I am NOT participating in a spam thread that is unlikely to be locked any minute now...

 

[15357]

I am NOT participating in a spam thread that is unlikely to be locked any minute now...

I belive you

 

[Danimal]

Aaaaaaaaaand closed! That's a wrap.