The line that never fails

[ComradeBadger]

... Is yet to fail:

"Do I know you from somewhere?"

"No.. don't think so"

"Oh, I'm sure I've seen you about.. you a fresher?"

"Nah, I'm in my second year?"

"Oh I'm a fresher.. where's good around here?"

etc



w00p de w00p.

Even wearing a nice polo I spent £6 on today ~ NEVER FAILS lads
:E

 

[Ikerous]

That's cuz you're a sexy beast
We aren't all so lucky ;-)

 

[Raziaar]

Ummm... what just happened? I cant tell from your lingo. DId you just get laid?

 

[ComradeBadger]

Heh, not tonight, but I've put in the groundwork, it's simpley a matter of calling etc.

Seriously, it's a slick line, it's not like a major come-on, it's a nice conversation starter

 

[Ennui]

Badga you so smooth, oh badga you so smooth.

<3

 

[DeusExMachina]

I like starting realtionships instead of one night stands....

Would the line still apply?

 

[DreadLord]

I like starting realtionships instead of one night stands....

Would the line still apply?

As long as you're really a "fresher".

Seems like it would work, though askin someone if they're a fresher here would get some turned heads..

Badger, I've dropped mine since last we spoke, been havin a good time. :naughty:

 

[ComradeBadger]

Glad to hear it

Yea.. both ways have their pluses and downsides. At the moment I'm having fun, while looking for a geniune person who I could see myself seeing :E

 

[gh0st]

am i the only one who doesnt know what a fresher is? isnt that when you stick your hand, wrapped in an oily wrag, in someones butt?

 

[Ikerous]

I think he means freshman

Crazy foreigners and their weird slang

 

[gh0st]

i thought it was a freshman.

/failure

 

[Que-Ever]

... Is yet to fail:

"Do I know you from somewhere?"

"No.. don't think so"

"Oh, I'm sure I've seen you about.. you a fresher?"

"Nah, I'm in my second year?"

"Oh I'm a fresher.. where's good around here?"

etc



w00p de w00p.

Even wearing a nice polo I spent £6 on today ~ NEVER FAILS lads
:E

Oh, wait aminute, that was YOU earlier?

 

[TheSomeone]

Seriously, it's a slick line, it's not like a major come-on, it's a nice conversation starter

Yeah I've definetly heard others praise it.

 

[OvA]

I like starting realtionships instead of one night stands....

Would the line still apply?

[society]What are you, gay or something?[/society]

 

[Raziaar]

[society]What are you, gay or something?[/society]

Only real men work towards relationships.

 

[bgesley426]

Better line:

Hello.

 

[OvA]

Only real men work towards relationships.

agreed. Oh, and I'd like to copyright society tags BTW.

 

[Uriel]

I really dont have a desire to talk to any girl i just see, no matter how good looking she is, unless i associate with her like a coworker or im introduced. Being Mormon (im tired of saying that) I dont see the need to have a relationship with a girl unless shes got qualities I want in a wife. So its basically a "if i wouldnt consider marrying you, not a chance in heck would i even hold your hand". Sounds weird even to me

 

[15357]

I have a katana! [/Garfield_]


[/Garfield_] (C)2005. All rights reserved.

 

[Absinthe]

I just ask them if they want sex, and when they say "No" I know they really mean "Yes".

 

[15357]

I just ask them if they want sex, and when they say "No" I know they really mean "Yes".

You sure?

 

[Absinthe]

Quite positive.

 

[15357]

Quite positive.

Yeah.... What if they say yes? Do they mean no? :E

 

[Absinthe]

Really, anything means yes. Sometimes they seem to have issue with that, but I know that deep down inside they want more.

 

[15357]

Really, anything means yes. Sometimes they seem to have issue with that, but I know that deep down inside they want more.

So if they run away you just chase after them and ****?

 

[auron]

So if they run away you just chase after them and ****?

They're just playing hard to catch.

 

[Absinthe]

It also adds to the arousal of it all. I just don't like it when they scream. It gives some people the wrong message.

 

[Sparta]

Yeah the screaming thing ruins it. And the fact that they keep calling it "rape" instead of "surprise sex".

 

[Absinthe]

Women are strange. That's why you should just ignore what they say and assume you know what they want.

 

[15357]

*Writes all on notebook*

 

[KoreBolteR]

n1 comrade..LOL!

didnt know what a fresher is..

another good line is "are you a lesbian?"

"no"

"will u neck me?"

 

[ComradeBadger]

My head hurts. God I was drunk last night- pleased with my typing though


I spent £12 on £1 vodka redbulls :| then went to 2 diff clubs and spent about £30 in all :|

 

[KoreBolteR]

i didnt go out yesterday. takes me an hour to get home from work in cardiff, then im tired. deffo off out tonight tho.

 

[Steve]

My favorite line?

"Hey."

Has NEVER failed me. True story.

 

[ríomhaire]

*One of our resident 5 women then reads this thread and realises it's worked on them*

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Best line:

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[Evo]

[Joey Voice] How you doin? [Joey Voice]

That works wonders, especailly when you fail to do the voice you always have a laugh

 

[ríomhaire]

"Your eyes are the same colour as my porche"

 

[OCybrManO]

"Your eyes are the same colour as my porche"

Well, as long as her eyes aren't the color of primer...

 

[Skaadi]

"Your eyes are the same colour as my porche"

What? Red?