The line that never fails

fresher = first year uni ppl

freshers week = week everyone goes to uni and get absolutly wrecked most nights.
 
Best first lines that never fail?

"I want to taste you."

"Sucks that my anatomy forces me to only wear pants, since shorts expose wayyy to much."

"You remind me of my ex...she had to leave me because she kept complaining about osmething called vaginal tearing...pfft whatever. So..what's your name?"
 
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