The mandatory "Cool and freaky dreams"

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Ok so I made a topic about dreams so what...

Heres mine,

Ok so I'm at school and where learning how evelution affected us. Then all the sudden we switched to radiation and evelution. The next day we went on a field trip to a nuculer reactor plant. I and my four buds stay with the group. Then we kind of stray off. Another strange thing a girl in out class is gone. As we look we find a room labled "EVELUTION" we walk in and gasp. We see a gaint core. filled with red,blue, and glowing yellow liqued. We see a couple posters.
It shows blue human feet and hands. Then we see another. Their spine starts uprising and the skin becomes stretchier. About to barf we walk to the next poster. We see a body with it's arms stuck in it's body. It's like a sperm now.
Its long like a tadpole, white but has a blue tip. And has a human face. The freakiest part was the spine. It pops out. Then we see a human face with a mouth peice on it. It allows it to talk. We walk over to the core. We see one of those "sperms". It was the girl that strayed off! I rechonized her face and everything. We see a bunch of headsets and put them on. "Emily?" I faintly say in it. "Hi" She says back. I freak out. "When you err...Changed did it hurt?" No responce. "Yes it did". She responded. I really wanted to get out of here but what kind of sick expierents are they doing to these people!? I looked for a serum. There was one. It labled "serum", serum, goooood. I put it in the core. A green stream came out and dazed around the core. I saw emily starting to twitch. Then she started to gasp. I went to the control panels and pushed a button saying "drain". I drained for emily and got saw her. She de-volved. She was now more of a sperm with hands and arms and feet. I asked her if she can talk. "Yes". She replied while gagging. "C'mon we got to get out of here NOW!" We grabbed emily in a jar and ran off. We saw a cameara. "Shit". We all said. We all ran off back to the tour group. We saw a women with blackish blueish hair stalk us. We kinda strayed off. We next had to escape without our school. We saw FBI start following to. Then we ran to the nearest suppley room. And grabbed some keys labled "EMERGENCY JEEP".
We went to the grauge and got the jeep. I looked at the jar emily was getting bigger. I carfully opened the jar and layed her down. Brandon got out a flare gun and was a gunner. Luke was a navigator. Zack was another gunner. And josh helped emily. So I started to drive out of the grauge. I saw FBI chase us.
We drove faster. Emily was almost done. She was in need of medical attention her spine was moving back in place. So zack held the skin up while they where doing this. I heard gun fires. We had to stop somwhere where they couldn't shoot at us. But I couldn't bring in a naked girl into Vons right?!
Brandon shoot a flare and hit the FBI right in the hand. Few! Now we dont have anymore shooters. We checked on Emily again and saw her not exactly normal but normal. Then we looked at the nucelar plant. And saw it erupting. We stepped on the petal. I saw our school bus plowing through stuff just to escape. They went up a mountin pathway. I saw the red,blue, and glowing yellow liquid again. "HOLY CRAP THERE GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!!" I screamed.
I drove above the limit now. I drived like a maniac. We drove down a street and before we knew it, it was already 5:00. It started to get dark. Very dark.
Pitch black. I couldn't see. I had to stop and we had to get out. We shot a flare and saw some road ahead of us. I heard numerous crashs. We ran to a gated community. And stopped there. We had to get Emily somewhere. We saw a house that said OPEN HOUSE. No cars no people. I went in and dimmed the lights. we layed emily down. We looked for some kind of medical kit. We found some band-aids. But all they did was stop the spinal bleeding. We got back in our car and saw a mercedes. It was driving very poorley. We kinda hopped in and kinda stole the car. We drove off to my old house. No car. I knew it my dad's friends who lived there drive alot. We hid in the house. We found food and some water. We suited up and we had to escape. The last part of the dream was a cliff hanging kinda thing so here you are... We drove to a communtity and saw a bus. It was a bus filled with people we got on and hid low. It was about 3:00 in the morning before we got off. We were in Bakersfield. Emily was ok. And we didn't have a home. We had to rent emily a wheel chair because her blood flow to her legs and hands wern't going to well.
We moved into an orphanage and had to live there. We had to escape. We fled to a gated communtity and lived in a deaceced couple's house. We had to secretly take down to "for sale sighn" And put the "sold" sign. We kinda lived there for a while. Then we noticed everyone started mutating. We had to get home again to get the serum. I wasn't affected to much because my friends and I where around the green serum. And it kinda shocked you when you touched it. And it had a smell to it so it protected us kinda. We had no choice. We went on a bus to home. But we saw the FBI half way there. We had no choice but to fight them. And thats when I woke up.

So post your crazy/cool dreams.
 
" "EVELUTION" we walk in and gasp. "

I would aswell.

My favourite part has to be:
"I went in and dimmed the lights. we layed emily down."

The stories got everything; Metal Gear Solid (We had to secretly take down to "for sale sighn" And put the "sold" sign.), Half-Life ( The last part of the dream was a cliff hanging kinda thing so here you are...).

Also, renting the wheelchair part was cool too.

But seriously, thats the funniest thing I've ever read.






Never post again.
 
A while ago I had a really upsetting dream, so much when waking up I cried and planned a dramatic life change.

I dreamt I was abducted by the combine, and held in some kind of statis in a room, it felt like 5 minutes, but then one of thoose halflife2 people holders, where you get put in and taken to breen, it comes along and I think, no way am I getting into that, after getting into the wrong one on hl2 no way was I gonaa get in. Then one of thoose trains from the beggining of halflife came and I got in that.

It took me out of the statis and to my house, where I relised 3 years had gone bye. Looking round the house seeing all these things people had done without me, relising how Id missed my GCSEs and college really upset me.

The worst thing was just seeing all the stuff I missed out on, this made me cry.
I then woke up crying and began to ponder the dream, I decided my current life is in a statis and that I spend to much time on the internet when I should live it up. I vowed to change my life, and made all the plans sure I would do it.

Then I went back to sleep and woke up in the morning and was like wtf, no I won't I have a small social life but am popular at school, and get on well.

I think I was still semi asleep when I made these plans.

Its still quite weird to think about the dream though, I can't really express how I felt though, a deep sadness but not in a sad way......


Solaris
 
I had a nightmare last night. My whole family just started to hate me, i was kicked out the house and the five most important people to me (excluding family members) all died
Hold me :(
 
I don't remeber any of my "cool and freaky" dreams, but I do remember this one that was um.... different. :E

In my dream I was walking down this random street, when I see this lady that looks like my grandma. So I go up to her and say "hey Grandma! its me!" And she's like "who the hell are you?" And I'm like "I'm your grandson". Then she says "no your not". And I'm like "oh". So I walk down the street and get to this hotel covered in pictures of tr0n's old avatar. I go inside, and I see this attractive blonde lady who works at the hotel whining to her boss. I go over and hear her say something about wanting to use her vibrator while she's working. Her boss says "I'm afraid you can't, it scares away the customers". She starts to cry and runs upstairs.

So I start looking around the hotel, which is filled with statues and pictures of Tr0n's old avatar, when I come to this big white piano. First I threw a flashbang grenade at it, but nothing happened. So I'm like "WTF BS?!", then I go up to it and start playing reggae. After that, I wonder upstaris and find the attratcive blonde lady sitting on a chair still crying. I walk up to her and say "hey what's wrong?" And she says "My boss wont let my use my vibrator at work and I can't get off!" I look at her thoughtfully and say "I could help you with that". I uznipped my pants.....

And right then I woke up. :( I was like "aww damn!"
 
my cool and freaky dream involves specialmax's mom naked
 
Although its really sloppily presented, you have to admit, the key concepts in SpecialMax's dream are rather awesome. I might have to make a film of it one day.

-Angry Lawyer
 
I had a dream that HL2.net was closed down due to a lack of active members.

I made a thread about it to warn you guys, but it ended up in smiley spam.

Doomed, we are. DOOMED!
 
I've had 2 I'll never forget.

The first one I'm not sure was even a dream. Because I was dreaming, then I though I woke up, but all I could see was the reflection of my own eye filling my vision. It was bright and I could hear some kind of machinery around me which I assume to be medical. Then I actually woke up...

In the other one, I'm standing outside of my house in the street, except everything is post-apocolyptic looking: houses crumbling, the sky is cloudy, etc, etc. I look into a neighbors house and theres 2 guys standing inside, one is holding an assult rifle and one holding a flame thrower. Suddenly they look like they see something inside of the house. The one begins firing his assault rifle at something. After a second, a man walks into view, into the barage of bullets. The assault rifle clicks as it runs out of ammo and the guy throws it down. Then the flamethrower guy sprays flames over the guy who got shot at. The flame clears and the man stands there, unsingthed. He quickly kills them both (how, I dont remember). The his disappears in a blur... and I feel a tap on my shoulder. I turn around to see him looking at me and he says "You can't win." Then I woke up.
 
I had a cool dream just last night. Last night before I went to sleep I was playing rome total war.

I went to bed about 2 hours later. My dream started in Canada. Canada and France teamed up to take over every other country on the planet. First we took over America. They were surprisingly easy because all of there forces were attacking some other country. So we took them over. Then we took over Japan and Europe in that order. After we took over most of the countries we stabbed france in the back and we took them over. Then it was just Canada and China. That part lasted a long time. But I woke up before the dream was finished. It was fun.
 
Angry Lawyer said:
Although its really sloppily presented, you have to admit, the key concepts in SpecialMax's dream are rather awesome. I might have to make a film of it one day.

-Angry Lawyer

Thankyou. I'm not good with grammer and crap.

XlostX I have to admit. You dont wanna see...
 
A phsocilgy moment with Special Max: Ello! We have dreams because of are thoughts. I, had the dream because...My grandtheft auto game. I drove and stole and stuff. The evelution thing well... I guess cause' all of these topics with the word "evelution" in it. The girl thing... I guess because she's kinda hot.

And uhh yeah.

That was a physocilgy moment presented by Special Max.
 
Good christ mate, spellcheck! I'm not usually one to pounce over such things, but you've got to be able to do better than that!

Most of my dreams are completely ****ing surreal and twisted. Always pretty cool. I'll write some of them down sometime when I'm inclined to.
 
Oh Lawyer, you might consider getting SCIFI channel to help with teh movie.
Oh yeah get all me and mah friends from 6 grade...

edit that he posted in a double post because he didnt want to use the edit button:
ZOMG ENNUI POSTED LIEK ONE MILLISECOND BEFORE ME!!11!!11eleven!!111!
luckily ennui was there to save the day.
 
A spider landing on my face, big huge ***ing spider.
 
ok, I was in this round room, with black walls and cieling, but the floor kinda glowed red. It was pretty dark. There were three hallways leading off in different directions- I went down one. At te end was a door, but there were what looked like two huge black knights with big swords. I ran away, and down another hallway. on one wall the was a doorway. I went thorugh. On the floor was what looked like my sister, with her hair goin' off all over the place, and standing over her was me, when I was like five years old. I was holding a blanket, but I don't remember ever having a blanket. anyway, the lights were flikering the whole time, and then the little me started walking towards me. then it gto real close and the lights went out.

another dream- I was in these big woods, and there was like this small town, filled with wierd people. this one guy had a huge electric train set that went around a stadium or something like that. I remember that it ended with something like me and this other guy in a house balanced on this huge tall pointy rock.

last dream- again, in the woods, by some trailer. that were these little, smeggy zombies all over the place, and I had a rifle or something. There was this other older guy, I never seen before. flannel and a leather deerstalker. it morphed around and stuff, and ended up, with me and my little brother in a bathroom, and there was a zombie in a bathtub. bmy brother was hitting him with a shoe, and there was this big pus filled sac on the zombies head that kept geting bigger or something. then I woke up.

I'm so creepy...
 
You see, what you have to do to create a cool and freaky thing is to bring a whole bunch of different, partially unrelated things and add some kind of sex and godlike dream powers to it, with it all leading up a gigantic ****ed up perverted bloody sex orgy of doom.

Ex:

Paper clips + Capes + Maggots.

Hey guys! I had the weirdest ****ed up dream today man! I was riding on the bus and there was this fat guy sitting in front of me. He was nervous like you know something was going to happen man! Suddenly all the windows imploded and thousands of paper clips came streaming through the ****ing windows. But they didn't hurt and shit but everyone started bleeding shit tons of blood and suddenly we were in some kind of hallway like in F.E.A.R. So the fat guy puts on this hot pink cape, takes this big ass paper clip which was like bigger than the Earth, shoves it up his ass, and starts pulling these maggots up. He forced all the girls to eat them and then rapes them with the paper clip and some stapler he found in his boxers. So, I try to stop him you know but he rapes me too and my anus is all bleeding and shit but it feels good lol! And then out of nowhere the bus driver came up and rapes me too! Oh yeah baby!
 
Biddity boppity boo!
A dream I had one too!
Shens about!
He took it out!
...And shot that piiiiiiinnnnkkkkyyyyyyyyy toooooooooooooooooooo!
 
There once was a man from Peru who had a dream he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night. With a fright, knowing that his dream came true!
 
Usually, in my dreams, I can never even tell what's going on. It's just one big mass of me doing weird crap. I can never set my alarm clock, they don't work on me because when it goes off it just adds to whatever I'm dreaming. But I remember two odd ones.

One, I had when I was four when I was a Mario freak. Me, my mom, dad, step dad, uncle, aunt, cousin, and... uhh... Mario Luigi and Yoshi... were driving through some jungly woods place. We stopped and Yoshi squirmed to get out the window. We tried to stop him, but he got out and started eating ferns. Then he walked up with one to my uncle, who was driving, and said "want some?" Then it ended. It couldn't have much detail because I was four.

I had this one when I was like, ten or something. Me and my family that I live with (step dad, step brother, and mom) were at our cabin (we used to have one back in Washington state) making a bon fire or something. Then we heard growling and barking and some evil laugh. We got up and looked down the flat road and there was (I'm serious) a phantom Abraham Lincoln floating down, and he had a pack of wolves with him. The Abe ghost floated, was wearing a tuxedo and top hat, grey, kind of translucent, and had red eyes and fangs. My step dad tried to fight the wolves with an axe but he was loosing. We ran inside the cabin and blocked the doors and windows. We could hear them outside, and my mom was assuring me and my step brother that we were safe. Then the wolves broke through the door. I started running to the back bedroom, but my family didn't come with me. I could hear snarls and screams. I shut the door, moved the furniture blocking the window and crawled out. When I dropped out, the Abe ghost grabbed me, opened his mouth freakishly wide and it seemed like he was about to bite my face off, then I woke up.

I still remember those dreams clearly.
 
Any1 here have AWSOME dreams. It's where you like have powers and stuff.

I remember I had a dream where I was flying across the ocean with nothing.
Then I had a dream where I could make things pop out of thin air. I mad HL3 Halflife aftermath, a hell of a lot of games, two chicks,hallie berry, a mansion, a gazzilion dollars, world peace, and a lot of stuff. I remember playing HL3 but I woke up right before I played it :(.
 
Well, my friend got high and thought he was flying over the atlantic in his chair to london, and the navy was firing oranges and flowers at him, bu that doens't really count.
 
Last night i had a dream where I was on a british tv show. It included monsters,dukenukem,and 100,000,000 leauges under the sea.

It was called cram-it-up-your-cram-hole.
 
I'll bet you my phantom Abe Lincoln dream was cooler.
 
I had a dream.....

Soldiers were everywhere, buildings were buring, and I was lost.

Some evil foreign nation had invaded....

Can't remember anymore.
 
Last night I had a dream I was kingkong...

Freaking fun destroying shit...
 
I had a dream that one day the state of Alabama, whose governor's lips are presently dripping with the words of interposition and nullification, will be transformed into a situation where little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls and walk together as sisters and brothers. I had a dream today. I had a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together. This is our hope. This is the faith with which I return to the South. With this faith we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.

Wasn't quite interesting, though.
 
Anyone mentioned me yet?

/me stays far away from this thread
 
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