The Matrix Patent

The technology all by itself is a great thing, although I doubt its really all that effective yet. You can attach as many scary implementations as you like, but it probably is just gonna be a cool toy for a long while.
 
If it had no side effects, it could be a useful weight loss tool...taste as much food as you like, and not get fat!
 
I don't like the idea of senses triggered by focused projected ultrasound beams though... imagine if it got into the wrong hands. Instead of chavs pointing lasers at you, they're making you taste horsesh*t.
 
i hate that Sony patened it, stupid corp. streching it's filthy hand towards scientific invensions
 
would be pretty cool , if it actually happened.
 
ALEXDJ said:
i hate that Sony patened it, stupid corp. streching it's filthy hand towards scientific invensions
I imagine they patented it because their R&D department invented it. Thats how patenting stuff works.
(The other scenario is that a private inventor made it, and Sony made him a very, very rich man for the patent rights. Still not evil.)
 
This looks pretty cool. I want to smell Alyx Vance's hair :naughty:
 
This could give blind or deaf people the chance to see or hear, the patent claims.
Who are they kidding. I think its fairly obvious the only thing this will ever be used for is sex with computer generated women.
 
that would be excellent.

probably way too much work to program though.
 
Ikerous said:
Who are they kidding. I think its fairly obvious the only thing this will ever be used for is sex with computer generated women.

shit man that would kick ass I would stay in my room all day....
 
Lemonking said:
shit man that would kick ass I would stay in my room all day....
You'd get hooked just like Cypher ;) Nothing wrong with that though :naughty:
 
What the hell did you do with your avatar!!! Get the f***ing t!ts back!!
 
Ikerous said:
Who are they kidding. I think its fairly obvious the only thing this will ever be used for is sex with computer generated women.
All the more reason to stay in my room ALL DAY LONG ;)
 
Omg that is the win! It would put all candy pron thingys out of buisness!

Nooo I have fallen! I typed Pron!
 
Ikerous said:
Who are they kidding. I think its fairly obvious the only thing this will ever be used for is sex with computer generated women.


What if the women gets mad at you? You will get slapped across the face, kicked and shunned by all because you got owned by computer generated women.
 
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