The Monkey Island Insult Swordfight Thread

Sulkdodds

Sulkdodds

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I challange you to an INSULT SWORDFIGHT!

Me: Give up now, or I'll crush you like a grape!

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You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee!
 
You're gayer than a treeful of monkeys on helium.

That kind of thing..?
 
Shodan said:
You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee!
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You people suck, the answer is...

I look that much like your fiancee?

It has to rhyme and be of equal or greater wit.
 
This thread is going to be closed for spam if we're not careful. Don't you people know the rules? Shodan and Parrot do anyway. :p

Person 1 insults.
Other person responds. If response right,
Other person insults. If wrong, return to step 1.
Someone else responds. Etc.

EG: PERSON 1: Give up now or I'll crush you like a grape!
PERSON 2: I would if it would stop your wine-ing!

Normally it'd be two people back and forth but that ain't going to work on a forum. So free for all, but all posts must include an insult and a response.

I'll grind your knuckles into a splintery paste!
 
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tee hee, classic game. Believe it or not I'm actually playing MI4 right now.
 
Alright, I'll do an easy one. :P

You fight like a dairy farmer.

REMEMBER! Response and insult.
 
So you got that job as janitor after all?

/me stabs Beerdude

I'll grind your knuckles into a splintery paste!
 
Don't edit your posts too late, you spammer! You're just trying to get to your 6000th post! *shakes fist*
 
SpArKs said:
You fight like a dairy farmers son.
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You fight like the dairy farmer's blind mongoloid blonde daughter who recently had a lobotomy and numerous treatments of shock therapy.
 
Nat Turner said:
You fight like the dairy farmer's blind mongoloid blonde daughter who recently had a lobotomy and numerous treatments of shock therapy.
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You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
 
Sulkdodds said:
I'll grind your knuckles into a splintery paste!
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I thought that (bean?) dip had strange taste.

/me stabs Sulkdodds

There are no clever moves that can help you now.
 
Yes there are. You just never learned them.

/me slashes at Beerdude

My sword is famous all over the carribean!

EDIT: Sorry Nat, I changed my insult. :o
 
Sulkdodds said:
Yes there are. You just never learned them.

/me slashes at Beerdude

My sword is famous all over the carribean!
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He doesn't have bones, he's a giant squid! He will cream you with ink blasts!
 
Sulkdodds said:
My sword is famous all over the carribean!
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Too bad no one´s ever heard of YOU at all.

/me slashes Sulkdodds

Every word you say to me is stupid.

(off-topic : Man, it's heard to remember all this lol :D)
 
Beerdude26 said:
Too bad no one´s ever heard of YOU at all.

/me slashes Sulkdodds

Every word you say to me is stupid.

(off-topic : Man, it's heard to remember all this lol :D)
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That's because you can't understand my complicated language!

/me hopes he slashed Beerdude.

Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!
 
I'm just making sure you can understand me.

/me waggles his rapier at Beerdude

Only once have I met such a coward!

EDIT: OH NOSE
Boogyman, is that one from MI? I can't say I remember it :P
 
Sulkdodds said:
Only once have I met such a coward!
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Nope, don't remember that one anymore :p
I'll just improvise :

Your father doesn't count!

Time for more improvising :

When I'm done with you, you'll be glad to be still alive!
 
It was 'he must have taught you everything you know' I believe. :p

Erm...if I have to put up with you, I think I'd rather be dead!

/me swashes Beerdude's buckle

I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape!
 
Why, did you want to borrow one? (Still remember this one :p)

/me cuts Sulkoddds' beard

My tongue is sharper than any sword.
 
Err, nope. What's Monkey Island? Is that that old PS game in which you had to catch monkeys? Or no wait, that was Ape Escape.
 
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
*slashes sword at Sulks*
Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.

[Google, the man's best friend]
 
Sulkdodds said:
You, sir, are a pain in the backside!
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Ooh ooh I know that one :

Why, are your hemorrhoids coming back up again?

/me pokes at Sulkdodds while laughing maniacally

I think I won :p

Boogymanx said:
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
*slashes sword at Sulks*
Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.

[Google, the man's best friend]
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You can't do that D:
 
Beerdude26 said:
Ooh ooh I know that one :

Why, are your hemorrhoids coming back up again?

/me pokes at Sulkdodds while laughing maniacally

I think I won :p


You can't do that D:
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You're watching me do it as we type.
 
Cheaty cheat cheat. But we've both been knocked back once, Beerdude - we each have two more chances. I'll respond to his insult though, since you didn't post one:

Glad to hear you attended your family reunion!

I'll never be caught fighting as badly as you.

(I'm sooo running out of material here. :P)

EDIT: And with that, I sleep.
 
Yes, because you'll be dead in a second.

You um.... (I don't do insults very well, never learned those in school :P) are an treasonous imbecile!
 
Wow, those are awfully big words for a toddler like you!

You make me want to puke!
 
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