The Monkey Island Insult Swordfight Thread

[mindless_moder]

so you've decided to step out of the closet ?
/me thinks i've slashed boogymanx
"your mother ........" well you know how it goes you've heard it all before

 

[Jangle]

How appropriate, you fight like a cow!

 

[Sulkdodds]

I live again!

This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling curr!

 

[Boogymanx]

And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?

/me pokes Sulkdodds with his pen0r.

I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!

 

[Sulkdodds]

I hope you've learned not to pick your nose now!

/knocks off Boogyman's hat

You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.

 

[Boogymanx]

I'd be in real danger if you learned to use them!

/me smacks Sulks avatar!

If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.

 

[Danimal]

You're gayer than a treeful of monkeys on helium.

That kind of thing..?

No. It has to be insults from the actual game.


Shame I forgot the answers to all of them except the dairy farmer one

 

[burnzie]

Ohh yeah well how apropriate you fight like a cow!

 

[Sulkdodds]

If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.

You make me think that someone already did!

You're no match for my superior brains!

 

[Greatgat]

You're no match for my superior brains!

Pft. That's so easy I don't have to strain.

Why don't you just drown in a lake!

 

[mindless_moder]

oh ok it has to be from the game lol .....why dont u guys just imporvise?

 

[Sulkdodds]

Why don't you just drown in a lake!

I'm almost tempted to, just for your sake.

You're not supposed to just make them up.

My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!

 

[Jangle]

Even before they smell your breath?



I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!

 

[ríomhaire]

You fight like a dairy farmers son.

You fight like a cow

 

[Boogymanx]

Even before they smell your breath?



I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!

You would have, but you were always running away.

I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Even after they smell your breath?

You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified.

 

[ríomhaire]

Even after they smell your breath?

You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified.

You're a disgrace to whatever species you are.

I'll hound you night and day

 

[Sulkdodds]

Then be a good dog! Sit! Stay!

Your mother wears a toupee!

 

[Boogymanx]

Then be a good dog! Sit! Stay!

Your mother wears a toupee!

Oh, that is so cliché!

I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!

 

[Ennui]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Aren't you going to demand money?

 

[Ennui]

Let me see your fingers.