The most majestic flash game

[Darkside55]

Robot Unicorn Attack

This game is magical. It's a running sidescroller in the vein of Canabalt, except you play as a robot unicorn. You thunder across celestial islands as a silicon stallion with a prismatic mane, trampling purple grass beneath your steel hooves, collecting butterflies and using your rainbow dash to explode obstacles in your path while sky-surfing dolphins leap the clouds in your wake.

And you don't have lives in this game, you have wishes. Because wishes are unstoppable. UNICORN WISHES.

 

[Qonfused]

This is quite good.

 

[Viperidae]

I nearly fell off my chair the first time I died.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

I could play this until I got fired.

 

[Acepilotf14]

The music makes it the best.

 

[Sloth]

Holy god above this is amazing!

 

[ChiliFan]

This is pretty much the best thing.

 

[MFL]

This is grand: http://www.rathergood.com/chasm

Record so far is 24.5K on RUA.
About 4 minutes of madness on CHASM SPASM.

Also: http://www.transience.com.au/el/elgameo.html

 

[staticprimer]

I'm calling it now: Game of the year. 10/10.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Is it possible that something can be so gay that it becomes straight again?

 

[Robbo]

New drunk party game!!

 

[Ravioli]

The hit detection on those god damn stars is horrifying. Ragequit.

 

[ktimekiller]

This is amazing

 

[Azner]

I stare in awe.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Love it!

 

[StarBob]

This game would be nothing without that song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMeUPFjQHc

it's epic on it's own...

 

[MJ12]

Indeed, fun game, but the song holds it all together.

 

[Kinslayer]

**** yeah.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

I haven't broken the 40k mark yet. Don't go out looking at online scores though. It will behead your dreams and leave them in a pool of their own tears.

EDIT: now I have...on my first life I died looking for my four dolphins.

 

[StarBob]

Open your eyes.... I see.... your eyes are open.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Wear no disguise for me ... Come into the open

 

[Kinslayer]

YOU WON'T BEAT THIS MUTOID!

Hard as **** to get past the 26Kish mark. The obstacle from around the 10K mark comes around again, just really, really fast.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Game.
Of.
The.
YEAR.

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

god I love it when you fools start posting scores...

I will always beat you! I did it with canabalt and I'll do it with this...you might as well stop trying!(not really do I enjoy the competition)

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

one question though...does the dolphins do anything? whenever I've bothered trying to catch them it has always ended badly...

one time I managed to flow underneath the level for 15 seconds in an attempt to catch them...

 

[staticprimer]

Always, I want to be with you... make-believe with you

 

[The Monkey]

Is there no way to turn off the ****ing music?

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Is there no way to turn off the ****ing music?

HOLD ONNNNNN, TO THE NIIIIIIGHT, there will
Be.
No.
Shame.

 

[jverne]

The first thing after dying was to search what song this was.

 

[Quixoticism]

This game is beyond awesome!

 

[David.Seth2]

I love the fact that they paid the (probably really high) royalties just have the song for this game.

 

[flamingdts]

Always, I want to be with you, make believe with you and live in harmony-harmony all night.

How do you not like this game?

Great find Darkside

 

[StarBob]

This song is stuck the sweet hell in to my head... the only way I can get it out is to put more of it in...

Also, I doubt they had to pay this dude all that much since he prolly has a dozen fans from 15 years ago and the exposure will prolly net him some sweet dollar billz. I haven't looked but he's most likely an accountant or something now.

Edit: I looked it up. Erasure is a two dudes from the UK (I bet most of your Brits knew that) and they're still around in some capacity. I bet they're getting a kick out of it. They're also openly gay if that wasn't too obvious.

 

[MJ12]

Isnt one of them dead?

 

[Darkside55]

god I love it when you fools start posting scores...

I will always beat you!

Don't get cocky.

That's not for this week. That's for all time. 49/1000. Even that's nothing...I can hit 80,000 per run; I'll be up to 100,000 per wish soon. Soon I'll hit 300,000 and submit again so I can break into the top 20. And after that, I'm going to gun for 6th place. My wishes will carry me there.

 

[Viperidae]

I just realised you can dash-fly in this. To no real advantage. But whatever.

 

[VirusType2]

This game takes every single thing I hate, puts it all together, and it turns it into something good. I played it like 10 times.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Look at the top high scores. How the **** can someone score a million? They must have unicorn tears to power them or something.

 

[The Monkey]

You can pretty much stay flying most of the time.

 

[Darkside55]

Look at the top high scores. How the **** can someone score a million? They must have unicorn tears to power them or something.

What's crazy is there's such a disparity between the top 5 and 6th place. Top 5 all have over 1 million, but 6th is 600k.