The Official Caffeine Appreciation Thread

[bvasgm]

Bawls.

I love Bawls. Big Bawls, small Bawls, warm Bawls, cold Bawls. I like to play with my Bawls. I like playing with other peoples Bawls. Bawls Bawls Bawls.


Ok, I'm out of Bawls jokes now.


Onto the point of this thread: As you might have noticed, I really like Bawls. In fact, I ordered a case of 24 a couple of days ago and it just got here a couple of hours ago and I've already had 5 so now I'm really really really awake/hyper/twitchinginvoluntarilyorwhateveryoudowhenyourereallllyhypeduponcaffeine.

Here it is:


omg<3sooosexah
(no one's not missing that's twenty four. count them count them count them count them)

Anyway, just curious, what's your favorite form of this most wonderful of molecules: caffeine. Bawls? Mountain Dew? Jolt? Coffee?

Funny/mildly ammusing anecdotes about: how you had waaay too much caffeine one time and you were up for a really really really long time because of it, are also accepted.

*twitch**spasm* [/dies]

 

[OvA]

I but medical grade caffein in a gallon jug. Letal to those who haven't built up a tolerance.

 

[15357]

How.... for lack of a better word, interesting.


that would be like drugs.

 

[Raziaar]

Too much caffeine causes impotence. Good luck, champ!

 

[bvasgm]

Too much caffeine causes impotence. Good luck, champ!

IMPOTENCE!!

edit: nvm, tisn't a problem.

edit2: Dancing milk? Bring back the dancing cow. just do it.,, do i,.t.. do it..,,

 

[OvA]

Too much caffeine causes impotence. Good luck, champ!

your mom knows different

 

[Nat Turner]

caffeine sux

 

[bryanf445]

caffeine makes me think of sweet valley soda from aldis...mmmmmm

 

[bvasgm]

caffeine sux

you suck../.bithc


edit: just kidding, but not really

 

[Shamrock]

What does Bawls taste like?

Does it have that horid strong taste Red Bull has?

 

[Nat Turner]

you suck../.bithc


edit: just kidding, but not really

no you suck

OMGz INTARTNETS WARRRS!!!!! :sniper: :sniper:

 

[bvasgm]

NOES!! D:

HornyForWillSmith: Bawls tastes like you just sucked a really really really hot girls pussy until she came but instead of cum its Bawls. In other words, awsome.

 

[Qonfused]

NOES!! D:

HornyForWillSmith: Bawls tastes like you just sucked a really really really hot girls pussy until she came but instead of cum its Bawls. In other words, awsome.

What a nice metaphor.

 

[bvasgm]

ON TOPIC BITCHES

Begin the praising of caffeine. \o/

 

[DrDevin]

Among its many actions, it operates using the same mechanisms that amphetamines, cocaine, and heroin use to stimulate the brain.

Caffeine-Induced Organic Mental Disorder 305.90 Caffeine Intoxication

1. Recent consumption of caffeine, usually in excess of 250 mg.
1. restlessness
2. nervousness
3. excitement
4. insomnia
5. flushed face
6. diuresis
7. gastrointestinal disturbance
8. muscle twitching
9. rambling flow of thought and speech
10. tachycardia or cardiac arrhythmia
11. periods of inexhaustibility
12. psychomotor agitation

Basically, overdosing on caffeine will probably be very very unpleasant but not kill or deliver permanent damage. However, People do die from it.

Toxic dose

The LD_50 of caffeine (that is the lethal dosage reported to kill 50% of the population) is estimated at 10 grams for oral administration. As it is usually the case, lethal dosage varies from individual to individual according to weight.

In cups of coffee the LD_50 varies from 50 to 200 cups of coffee or about 50 vivarins (200mg each).

Symptoms

* Acute caffeine poisoning gives early symptoms of anorexia, tremor, and restlessness. Followed by nausea, vomiting, tachycardia, and confusion. Serious intoxication may cause delirium, seizures, supraventricular and ventricular tachyarrhythmias, hypokalemia, and hyperglycemia.
* Chronic high-dose caffeine intake can lead to nervousness, irritability, anxiety, tremulousness, muscle twitching, insomnia, palpitations and hyperreflexia. For blood testing, cross-reaction with theophylline assays will detect toxic amounts. (Method IA) Blood concentration of 1-10 mg/L is normal in coffee drinkers, while 80 mg/L has been associated with death.

Treatment

* Emergency Measures
o Maintain the airway and assist ventilation. (See Appendix A)
o Treat seizures & hypotension if they occur.
o Hypokalemia usually goes away by itself.
o Monitor Vital Signs.

* Decontamination
o Induce vomiting or perform gastric lavage.
o Administer activated charcoal and cathartic.
o Gut emptying is probably not needed if 1 2 are performed promptly.

 

[bvasgm]

1. Recent consumption of caffeine, usually in excess of 250 mg.
1. restlessness
2. nervousness
3. excitement
4. insomnia
5. flushed face
6. diuresis
7. gastrointestinal disturbance
8. muscle twitching
9. rambling flow of thought and speech
10. tachycardia or cardiac arrhythmia
11. periods of inexhaustibility
12. psychomotor agitation

I've only had something like 400 mg so yeah, most of those symptoms seem to apply . don't thnink i'll have any more tonight.

continue with the worshiping of C8H10N4O2!!