the official steam chat thread

[simonjedi]

This is where people can post funny/awesome/epic chat threads from the community chat room.

heres one that happened last night

bamapd1: is there a free download for half-life?
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: not legally
bamapd1: DANGIT
bamapd1: how much does it cost?
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: its also illegal yada yada yada
[HL2.net] Hellrider: hl1 costs 40$
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: $9.95 from steam
bamapd1: 40$???
[HL2.net] Hellrider: write goatse in google for legal downloads of hl1
bamapd1: thats expensive
[HL2.net] Hellrider: true story
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: QFT
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: thats how i got mine
bamapd1: for free
bamapd1: legal
bamapd1: ?
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: yeh
bamapd1: ?
bamapd1: AWESOME
bamapd1: muahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
[HL2.net] Hellrider: i did the old put active toaster in bathtub thing to get mine hl1
[HL2.net] Hellrider: special edition
bamapd1: sweeeeeeet
[HL2.net] Hellrider: you can notice that one pixel on gmans tie is different
bamapd1: giggitygiggitygoo
bamapd1: lol
bamapd1: garrys mod!here i come
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: ******* in google for that
[HL2.net] Hellrider: 2girls1cup works better
[HL2.net] Hellrider: i heard
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: i tried that but could only get 9
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: i wanted 10
gta75 entered chat.
[HL2.net] Hellrider: no
[HL2.net] Hellrider: it gives now 11 beta
[HL2.net] Hellrider: anyone played the HL4 leaked alpha ?
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: sweet
gta75 left chat.
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: no
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: it doesn't run on my pc
[HL2.net] Hellrider: there are tanks and cyborgs there
[HL2.net] Hellrider: its on a tropical island
[HL2.net] Hellrider: and you are Fordon Greeman
[HL2.net] Hellrider: with Valyx Ance
JeeJeeDay: Haha
JeeJeeDay: Fordon Greeman
bamapd1: rotflol
[HL2.net] Hellrider: and Koctor Dleiner
[HL2.net] Hellrider: lol im funneh
bamapd1: goatse has porn on front page no
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: its to keep away the less serious ones
[HL2.net] Hellrider: yeah
[HL2.net] Hellrider: its a test
bamapd1: oh
bamapd1: OH
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: found it yet
bamapd1: no
[HL2.net] Hellrider: hm
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: the middle bit
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: theres a hyperlink there
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: of the picture
Samon entered chat.
bamapd1: hello samon
[HL2.net] Hellrider: Yes he did.
Samon: hello
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: hey
[HL2.net] Hellrider: we remember the Freeman
bamapd1: i cant find the download
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: i remember the greeman
[HL2.net] Hellrider: Fordon what are you doing ?
bamapd1: where is the download?
Samon left chat.
bamapd1: bye samon
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: its somewhere there
[HL2.net] Darkedge entered chat.
bamapd1: WHERE IS THE DOWNLOAD???
[HL2.net] Hellrider: hai there
[HL2.net] Darkedge: hai
[HL2.net] Hellrider: u liek darkagent ?
bamapd1: what?
[HL2.net] Darkedge: what'
[HL2.net] Hellrider: nvm
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: found it yet?
bamapd1: NO
bamapd1: need help
[HL2.net] Hellrider: what is it youre seeing ?
bamapd1: alot of links and a magazine
Au-heppa: hello
[HL2.net] Darkedge: hi
[HL2.net] Hellrider: olleh
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: didn't the goatse link get pulled down?
bamapd1: further links
bamapd1: link?!?!?
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: theres no goatse link to hl1
[HL2.net] Darkedge left chat.
bamapd1: what link?
[HL2.net]Simonjedi1: you have to buy it
bamapd1: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

[The Monkey]

Two, even.

 

[Acepilotf14]

lolz!

[HL2.Net] AcePilotF14: PHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbie
Phobie: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Phobie: hi!
[HL2.Net] AcePilotF14: hi!

 

[Cheomesh]

Lowl, he got owned.

 

[Druckles]

Ok. That whole conversation was just totally random...

 

[Krynn72]

This was an epic role play.


[HL2.net] Hellrider: lets murder someone
[HL2.net] Hellrider: underwater
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: like aqua man?
[HL2.net] Krynn72: not if you get permanent ink on your finger tips and then touch something
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: aqua man is useless anyway
[HL2.net] Hellrider: yeah
[HL2.net] Krynn72: yes, lets kill aqua man
[HL2.net] Hellrider: lets kill water boy
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: just cuz you give him long hair and a hook doesnt make him cool
[HL2.net] Hellrider: call him water boy
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: err
[HL2.net] Hellrider: aqua man is too cool for him
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: i like water bitch better
[HL2.net] Hellrider: k
[HL2.net] Hellrider: water girl
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: aqua man = water bitch
[HL2.net] Krynn72: water slut
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: na, bitch is better i think
[HL2.net] Hellrider: ok
[HL2.net] Hellrider: lets go
[HL2.net] Hellrider: oh shit
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: bring your battle axe too
[HL2.net] Hellrider: jet packs dont work underwater
[HL2.net] Hellrider: does the apache work fine ?
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: no
[HL2.net] Hellrider: damn
[HL2.net] Krynn72: fuuuuuuuuuck my apache got all ****ed up
[HL2.net] Hellrider: crap
[HL2.net] Krynn72: bad idea flying that into the water
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: but they have underwater jet pack tpye thingys
[HL2.net] Hellrider: ooh
[HL2.net] Hellrider: i need one
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: yeah
[HL2.net] Hellrider: /buy
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: we'll need it to keep up with water bitch
[HL2.net] Hellrider: got one
[HL2.net] Hellrider: get one too u guys
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: he can swim fast and talk to fish, so bring your deep fryer too
[HL2.net] Hellrider: k
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: ok * goes to ebay
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: *buy
[HL2.net] Hellrider: k only krynn left..
[HL2.net] Krynn72: ive upgraded my apache with underwater capabilities
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: nice
[HL2.net] Hellrider: omg
[HL2.net] Hellrider: cool
[HL2.net] Hellrider: llets ride
[HL2.net] Hellrider: go into the water
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: like that airplane on that one movie?
[HL2.net] Krynn72: watch out for the sharks
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: world of tomarrow ros oemthing?
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: of ****... for got about sharks
[HL2.net] Hellrider: i has shark detector
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: sweet
[HL2.net] Hellrider: omg
[HL2.net] Hellrider: something coming up
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: what about weaponry?
[HL2.net] Hellrider: OMG IT TOOK KRYNNS HELICOPTER
[HL2.net] Krynn72: i have a ****ing apache
[HL2.net] Krynn72: oh shit
[HL2.net] Hellrider: OMG WHATS IT DOING
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: oh yeah
[HL2.net] Hellrider: HOLY SHIT ITS CLIMBING IN
[HL2.net] Krynn72: *alarms*
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: oh nos!
[HL2.net] Hellrider: OMG WHATS IT DOING TO HIM
[HL2.net] Krynn72: oh **** oh ****
[HL2.net] Hellrider: *not looking
[HL2.net] Krynn72: *self destruct button*
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: try to sell him time shares!
[HL2.net] Hellrider: noooooooooooooo
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: ****'n run!
[HL2.net] Hellrider: omg
[HL2.net] Hellrider: he surviveed
[HL2.net] Krynn72: *BOOM*
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: D:
[HL2.net] Hellrider: without a hand
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: oh nos
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: bummber
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: *bummer
[HL2.net] Hellrider: damn
[HL2.net] Krynn72: **** timeshare sharks!
[HL2.net] Hellrider: k lets go
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: now i guess he gets a hook too
[HL2.net] Hellrider: yeah
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: or one of those mega man blasters
[HL2.net] Hellrider: no
[HL2.net] Hellrider: hook
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: hooks are kinda useless though
[HL2.net] Hellrider: no
[HL2.net] Hellrider: theyre good
[HL2.net] Hellrider: krynn
[HL2.net] Krynn72: i have one of my helicopter blades on my hand now
[HL2.net] Hellrider: hook or megaman blaster?
[HL2.net] Krynn72: its 8 feet long
[HL2.net] Hellrider: oh
[HL2.net] Krynn72: helicopter blade
[HL2.net] Hellrider: great
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: sounds good
[HL2.net] Hellrider: can u swim with it ?
[HL2.net] Hellrider: like
[HL2.net] Hellrider: put it behind you
[HL2.net] Hellrider: and move it up and down
[HL2.net] Krynn72: its difficult, but i can manage
[HL2.net] Krynn72: yeah thats a good idea
[HL2.net] Hellrider: k
[HL2.net] Hellrider: lets go
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: ok
[HL2.net] Hellrider: after water boy
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: I have located aqua mans location
[HL2.net] Hellrider: omg
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: http://a310.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/77/l_8ac2fd12658c00261d489d400830843d.jpg
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: or where he might be
[HL2.net] Hellrider: where?
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: we need to look in these invironments
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: *environments
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: underwater
[HL2.net] Hellrider: omg
[HL2.net] Hellrider: my radars
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: D:
[HL2.net] Hellrider: are showing something
[HL2.net] Hellrider: BIG
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: **** what now!
[HL2.net] Krynn72: are we under attack?
[HL2.net] Hellrider: coming onto us
[HL2.net] Hellrider: HOLY SHIT
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: oh nos!
[HL2.net] Hellrider: it looks like an
[HL2.net] Hellrider: UNDERWATER DEATH STAR
[HL2.net] Hellrider: OMG
[HL2.net] Krynn72: OH ****
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: we are ****ed
bamapd1 entered chat.
[HL2.net] Hellrider: SHOOT IT
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: with what!?
[HL2.net] Krynn72: I didnt equipmyself with an x-wing!
[HL2.net] Hellrider: I DONT KNOW
bamapd1: shoot what?
[HL2.net] Hellrider: ILL HIT IT WITH MY AXE
[HL2.net] Krynn72: THE DEATHSTAR
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: good idea
bamapd1: woah
[HL2.net] Hellrider: KAAAAAAAAAAAA BUYAKA
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: I'll look for soemthing
[HL2.net] Hellrider: omg
bamapd1: what game?
[HL2.net] Hellrider: it exploded
[HL2.net] Krynn72: did it work?
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: I've got a big rock!
[HL2.net] Krynn72: sweet
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: oh you got it?
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: sweet
[HL2.net] Hellrider: I KILLED THE UNDERWATER DEATHSTAR
[HL2.net] Hellrider: with my battle axe
[HL2.net] Krynn72: exellent job mate
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: with a battle axe!? nice
[HL2.net] Hellrider: omg its all bloody now
bamapd1: Garry's mod?
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: gross
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: wtf am i gonna do with this rock now?
[HL2.net] Krynn72: Ok, we need to keep moving to find aqua slut
[HL2.net] Hellrider: k
[HL2.net] Hellrider: go go go
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: indeed
bamapd1: lego starwars?
[HL2.net] Hellrider: wait
bamapd1: tell me
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: for what?
[HL2.net] Hellrider: who took the water boy radar?
[HL2.net] Hellrider: i put it on the couch
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: I've got it on my mech
[HL2.net] Hellrider: and told you to take it
bamapd1: wtf?!?!?!?!
[HL2.net] Hellrider: oh
[HL2.net] Hellrider: sweeer
[HL2.net] Hellrider: t
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: yeah
[HL2.net] Hellrider: what does it show
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: I have to uh... transform it though
bamapd1: screw this
bamapd1: bye
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: its in my pocket
[HL2.net] Hellrider: what?
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: * takes out toaster
[HL2.net] Dekstar: your hot pocket?
[HL2.net] Krynn72: dont let it transform while youre inside!
[HL2.net] Hellrider: ..
[HL2.net] Krynn72: it will kill you!
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: *toaster transforms into mech
-NoSkillZ- entered chat.
[HL2.net] Hellrider: the radar didnt look like this
bamapd1 left chat.
bamapd1 entered chat.
-NoSkillZ- left chat.
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: ok it shows..
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: uh...
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: nothing yet
[HL2.net] Hellrider: what ??
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: ... WAIT!
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: THAT WAY!
[HL2.net] Hellrider: ??
[HL2.net] Hellrider: GO
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: ---->
[HL2.net] Hellrider: GOGOGO
bamapd1: ??????????????
[HL2.net] Krynn72: ------------------>
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: hes in that big cave look'n thing!
[HL2.net] Krynn72: NUKE IT
[HL2.net] Krynn72: GOGOGOGO
bamapd1: what are you talking about?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: locking on target
bamapd1: ??
[HL2.net] Hellrider: WE HAS NO NUKES
[HL2.net] Krynn72: ****
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: i gots topedos
[HL2.net] Krynn72: I told you to bring NUKES
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: nukes too big
[HL2.net] Hellrider: OMG I HAD NO PLACE
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: wont fit in toaster
The Brick: i got torpedophiles
[HL2.net] Hellrider: in my inventory
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: pull that shit out
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: be for gilmor girls is over and he leaves!
bamapd1: what is the game name?!?!?!?
[HL2.net] Krynn72: fire ze missiles!
[HL2.net] Hellrider: FIRE
The Brick: but i'm le tired
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: KABOOM!!!!!!!
[HL2.net] Hellrider: WHERE THE **** IS WATER BOY
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: i th ought he was in teh cave?!
bamapd1: i want to play
[HL2.net] Hellrider: what the radar shows?
[HL2.net] Krynn72: we just blew up that ****ing cave for no reason?
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: no
bamapd1: ok i am in
[HL2.net] Hellrider: what the radar shows ?!
[HL2.net] Hellrider: wtf
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: five more bleeps
[HL2.net] Hellrider: whos that coming towards us
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: i think he knows were looking for him now
bamapd1: me
[HL2.net] Krynn72: Holy shit THERES AQUASLUT ^^
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: :O
bamapd1: got her
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: get him!
[HL2.net] Hellrider: ok
bamapd1: noooooooooooo
[HL2.net] Hellrider: you take the left i take the right
bamapd1: !!!
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: * locking homing torpedos
bamapd1: DAMN!!
[HL2.net] Hellrider: *calling air strike
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: putting 50% more power to sheilds
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: ? underwanter?
[HL2.net] Hellrider: yeah
[HL2.net] Krynn72: Hellrider, you hit hit high with your battle axe, ill hit him low with my apache helicopter blade!
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: uhh..
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: oh yeah!
[HL2.net] Hellrider: extreme air strike
[HL2.net] Hellrider: k
[HL2.net] Hellrider: krynn GO GO GO
[HL2.net] Krynn72: HUAAAH
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: I"ll get he deep fryer ready
[HL2.net] Hellrider: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[HL2.net] Hellrider: KABLUAW
[HL2.net] Hellrider: omg
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: in case he sicks any of his fishes
[HL2.net] Hellrider: water boy
[HL2.net] Hellrider: is
[HL2.net] Hellrider: in fact
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: ???
[HL2.net] Hellrider: HITLER
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: D:
[HL2.net] Krynn72: OH SHIT
[HL2.net] Hellrider: IN A MECHA SUIT
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: ****!! !
bamapd1: I quit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[HL2.net] Krynn72: UBER, FIRE ZE MISSILES
[HL2.net] Hellrider: WITH GIANT TORPEDO LAUNCHER
[HL2.net] Hellrider: OMG
bamapd1 was kicked by The Brick.
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: mecha on mecha lets do this!
bamapd1 entered chat.
[HL2.net] Hellrider: FIRE ON HITLER
bamapd1: hehehe
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: equpis dule chain guns
[HL2.net] Hellrider: omg
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: and plams launcher
[HL2.net] Hellrider: i totally forgot
[HL2.net] Hellrider: my chaingun
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: oh yeah!
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: bust that sucker
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: out!!!
[HL2.net] Hellrider: kaboomboomboom chikachikachikachikachikachika
bamapd1: SCREW U 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: tripple chain guns!
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: ****.
[HL2.net] Hellrider: CHARGE !
[HL2.net] Hellrider: TONIGHT
[HL2.net] Krynn72: OH SHIT, THE TIMESHARE SHARK IS BACK
[HL2.net] Hellrider: WE DINE
[HL2.net] Hellrider: IN HELL !
[HL2.net] Krynn72: AND HE HAS MY APACHE
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: my mech is out of power
bamapd1: boom headshot!!!
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: im going to have to return to base to refule
[HL2.net] Hellrider: im rushing with my battle axe
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing: later guys
[HL2.net] Hellrider: our only hope
[HL2.net] Hellrider: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
[HL2.net] Hellrider: KAAAABLUSHTANTAMA
UBERMENSCH aka 1wing left chat.
[HL2.net] Hellrider: omg
bamapd1: i died
[HL2.net] Hellrider: i killed hitler
[HL2.net] Krynn72: We shall forever remember our fallen comrad

 

[Wanted Bob]

Ha, that was awesome on almost all levels

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Awesome on all levels except the final level on Morphine difficulty.

 

[TCfromBN]

Where is the one about god's son? That was fun.

 

[Higlac]

AHHHHHH quick reply was stuck in the middle of this huge fricking page.

Anyway. Look at my sig.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Damn I miss Steam chat (been away from my own puter for a while).

Vaginas still don't get colds, tbh.

 

[Druckles]

What's the logic behind it?

 

[The Brick]

Lemonking visited today, as Israel. It turned out hilariously.

Israel: Brick
Israel: can you ask him to accept ,my friends invite?
Israel: pretty please
[HL2.net] Reginald: you can't just ASK someone to accept your invites
Israel: well
Israel: samon said I could talk to him
The Brick: not my business, and i'm not even attempting to talk to pi like that
Israel: ok
Israel: sorry
Israel: didnt mean to sound rude
The Brick: *bans*
Israel: ....
The Brick: just talk to him dude, don't need a friends invite if he's here
The Brick: just doubleclick his name
Israel: oh
Israel: kk
Israel: didnt know that
The Brick: i'm sure pi will get my admin status revoked for telling you that
Israel: I mean no harm man
Israel: just wanna to talk to hiim
[HL2.net] Reginald: you can even go to his SC page
Israel: i did
Israel: I send t him message
Pi Mu Rho: FUCKING FUCK
Israel: oh man
[HL2.net] Reginald: hahaha
[HL2.net] DigiQ8: D:
Pi Mu Rho disconnected.

 

[Raziaar]

I really don't like Steamchat for some reason.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Wins.

 

[Druckles]

Had an interesting chat about sperm yesterday...

~o

 

[Acepilotf14]

I just sang Rick-Roll in voice chat. lul.
This thread must live on~

3000th post. booyah.

 

[Azner]

I just sang Rick-Roll in voice chat. lul.
This thread must live on~

Gtfi now

 

[Cheomesh]

[HL2.net] Cheomesh: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
[HL2.Net] AcepilotF14: YUM
Hellrider: CM = HOW MUCH INCH ??@?@?!

 

[Acepilotf14]

My penis, in 4 years, will be longer than cheo's. So I win.

 

[Xendance]

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=128877

 

[Druckles]

My penis, in 4 years, will be longer than cheo's. So I win.

But right now it's still yet to grow it's garden trimmings.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Lies!
Sometimes, the hair gets in the way. It's ****ing annoying.

 

[Druckles]

Lies!
Sometimes, the hair gets in the way. It's ****ing annoying.

Ok... that's odd...

Either yours is way too small, or you've got some very strange pubes.

 

[Phobie]

Ok... that's odd...

Either yours is way too small, or you've got some very strange pubes.

I bet they're long and he braids them!

 

[Druckles]

I bet they're long and he braids them!

 

[Cheomesh]

Why is there mention of my penis?

I wasn't drunk last night, was I?

Guys?

:|

 

[Druckles]

/leaves

Oh, and /facepalm at V-Man and Acepilot. Congrats on the day ban btw

 

[Hellrider]

Moar !

 

[Higlac]

Semi-ressurection, but I just had to post this, but I didn't want to make a new thread.

[HL2.net] Higlac has changed their name to Thousands of Pygmies.
[HL2.net] Druckles: Oh no!
[HL2.net] Druckles: We shall be overwhelmed!
Thousands of Pygmies did not put that last one up
[HL2.net] Druckles: Kick me before I die from the Pygmies!!
[HL2.net] Druckles was kicked by Brother Tagaziel.
[HL2.net] Druckles entered chat.
Thousands of Pygmies catch [HL2.net] Druckles and roast him on a spit.
Brother Tagaziel: I better redo that.
[HL2.net] Druckles was kicked by Brother Tagaziel.
[HL2.net] Druckles entered chat.
[HL2.net] Druckles: Thanks
[HL2.net] Druckles: saved me from the roasting there...
Brother Tagaziel: You can never be too sure.
[HL2.net] Druckles:
[HL2.net] Druckles: I lol'd though
Brother Tagaziel:
Thousands of Pygmies: heh
Thousands of Pygmies has changed their name to Thousands of Cannibal Pygmies.
Thousands of Pygmies has changed their name to Thousands of Cannibal Pygmies.
Thousands of Cannibal Pygmies chase druckles
AcepilotF14: :|
[HL2.net] Druckles: Um...
Brother Tagaziel: Oh my.
AcepilotF14: higlac
[HL2.net] Druckles: Cannibal Pygmies won't kill me
Brother Tagaziel: I see we have a crisis on our hands.
[HL2.net] Druckles: they only eat other pygmies
[HL2.net] Druckles: and they're going to devour each other
Brother Tagaziel takes out a 14mm automatic pistol.
Thousands of Cannibal Pygmies has changed their name to Hundreds of Cannibal Pygmies.
Thousands of Cannibal Pygmies has changed their name to Hundreds of Cannibal Pygmies.
AcepilotF14: Aren't you a SPACE MARINE?
Brother Tagaziel shoots a leg off a pygme.
[HL2.net] Druckles turns into a panther
Hundreds of Cannibal Pygmies: ****
Brother Tagaziel: Ace, I'm a Taghar Paladin.
A very hungry Panther: Rargh!
AcepilotF14: Oh.
Hundreds of Cannibal Pygmies fight a panther
Hundreds of Cannibal Pygmies begin to lose
AcepilotF14: both of you
AcepilotF14: roll a d20
A very hungry Panther: A d20?
A very hungry Panther: Wait, Panthers can't speak...
A very hungry Panther: Oh shi-
AcepilotF14: a d20
A very hungry Panther dies
Goesboom left chat.
A very hungry Panther has changed their name to A Very Dead Panther.
AcepilotF14: http://www.wizards.com/d20modern/d20mdice/dice.htm
Hundreds of Cannibal Pygmies has changed their name to Fortyfive Cannibal Pygmies.
Hundreds of Cannibal Pygmies has changed their name to Fortyfive Cannibal Pygmies.
Fortyfive Cannibal Pygmies: ****
Brother Tagaziel: That was amusing.
Fortyfive Cannibal Pygmies has changed their name to Nine Cannibal Pygmies.
Fortyfive Cannibal Pygmies has changed their name to Nine Cannibal Pygmies.
AcepilotF14: Just enoguh for Cannival Pygmy soup
iogg: what the ****
AcepilotF14: cannibal
AcepilotF14: enough
A Very Dead Panther falls on the remaining Pygmies
Brother Tagaziel: Cannibal pygmys.
Nine Cannibal Pygmies has changed their name to One Cannibal Pygmy.
Nine Cannibal Pygmies has changed their name to One Cannibal Pygmy.
Brother Tagaziel hides the gun.
A Very Dead Panther has changed their name to A Rotting Dead Panther.
One Cannibal Pygmy gnaws on leg
AcepilotF14: I hope
AcepilotF14: you guys reproduce
A Rotting Dead Panther has changed their name to A Rotting Dead Panther.
AcepilotF14: asexualy
Brother Tagaziel picks up a big, steel club.
Brother Tagaziel beats the pygmy over the head.
AcepilotF14: are we in a rainforest?
AcepilotF14: where the **** are we
One Cannibal Pygmy gets angry
Brother Tagaziel bashes it again.
A Rotting Dead Panther has changed their name to A Skeleton of a Panther.
One Cannibal Pygmy turns green
Brother Tagaziel: And again.
iogg disconnected.
Brother Tagaziel: Haha, I can edit shortcuts too.
A Skeleton of a Panther is lying on the ground
One Cannibal Pygmy: RARRGHRHRGHGH
Brother Tagaziel hits it in dem balls.
AcepilotF14 has changed their name to United States of America.
A Skeleton of a Panther has changed their name to The Ghost of a Panther.
One Cannibal Pygmy has changed their name to Pygmy Hulk.
One Cannibal Pygmy has changed their name to Pygmy Hulk.
United States of America: hey guys
Pygmy Hulk is angry
The Ghost of a Panther: Rargh
The Ghost of a Panther: Wooooargh!!
United States of America bombs ghost
Pygmy Hulk says **** it
The Ghost of a Panther: Carrghn't kill meoooo!!
Pygmy Hulk goes away, Higlac comes back
United States of America bombs Pygmy
The Ghost of a Panther: Iaaargh's a ghooooost!
United States of America calls in the Ghost Busters
Pygmy Hulk has changed their name to [HL2.net] Higlac.
Pygmy Hulk has changed their name to [HL2.net] Higlac.
The Ghost of a Panther: NOoooooooo!!
Brother Tagaziel sits down.
[HL2.net] Higlac: I'm back, how was everyone
The Ghost of a Panther has changed their name to Busted.
Brother Tagaziel mutters "Crap".
United States of America destroys everything in the surrounding area and makes a military base.
United States of America:
Busted: The USofA doesn't smile...
Busted: He says something stupid
Goesboom entered chat.
United States of America: We will win..
United States of America: the war..
United States of America: against teror

 

[Druckles]

Wooah, I've been quoted from Steam Chat! :O

And yeah, this is the right thread

 

[Xendance]

I remember that as well. Infact I'm quoted in it as well!

 

[Sheepo]

Man In an Interesting Hat: that's right, there's such a thing as a hat that doubles as a vagina
Man In an Interesting Hat: and I'm not just talking about a fleshlight with cardboard round the sides
StealthNachos: The Vagina hat.
[HL2.net] AtomicSpark entered chat.
corporal sheperd: it triples as a penis
[HL2.net] AtomicSpark: WHAT
Man In an Interesting Hat: lol

Just a minute ago

 

[Cavalry]

corporal sheperd: look who doesn't have a crappy computer
[DOA] Bubble H. Vapor is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
StealthNachos: Me.
[HL2.net] BowSniper: Me
[HL2.net] BowSniper: squirt
StealthNachos: I'm have: The ubertron.
StealthNachos: Squirt.
corporal sheperd: i hate my life
corporal sheperd: /wrists
StealthNachos: It's known to be able to kill babies.
StealthNachos: From the microwaves it generates.
[DOA] Bubble H. Vapor is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
[HL2.net] BowSniper: squirts all over them too
StealthNachos: I know, right?
StealthNachos: I don't know why I added that.
corporal sheperd: my comp can play
Dalamari entered chat.
corporal sheperd: Age of Empires!
iogg: TAKE THAT ATOMIC SPARK
corporal sheperd: 1
StealthNachos: WOAHZONIAN ALTITUDES REACHED!
[HL2.net] BowSniper: SQUIRT
StealthNachos: Can you play: CRYSOAR?
corporal sheperd: ???
StealthNachos: Crysis.
[HL2.net] Ren.182 left chat.
corporal sheperd: HAHA
StealthNachos: SQUIRT?
corporal sheperd: my computer melts when I google crysis
StealthNachos: That is awesome.
iogg: **** YOU DALAMRI, MY SONG IS BETTER
[HL2.net] BowSniper: sssssssqqqqqqqqquuuuuiiiiirrrrrttttt
StealthNachos: I play it on... HIGH?
corporal sheperd: my comp melts when i google "google"
corporal sheperd left chat.
iogg: go in voice chat
[HL2.net] AtomicSpark: D:
StealthNachos: Mine destroys the univers when I divide by Zero.
[HL2.net] AtomicSpark: what is this...
[HL2.net] AtomicSpark: noise
StealthNachos: And all the multiverses.
StealthNachos: FAP FAP FAP.
[HL2.net] BowSniper: Mine squirts when I google porn
StealthNachos: Neat.
[HL2.net] AtomicSpark: mine squits when i google
[HL2.net] AtomicSpark: YOUR MOM
StealthNachos: Noone's laughing.
[HL2.net] BowSniper: aMine your moms when I google squirt
DoctorPhyrexia entered chat.
StealthNachos: aMine.
StealthNachos: Is that the new iPod?

10 seconds ago

 

[Eejit]

Stop posting random shit, just teh epic stuff.

Rapstah do you still have that chat saved of the double-kill on those noobs from a couple of weeks ago? Or was it Tollbooth who saved it?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I didn't save nuttin' boi.

 

[Xendance]

I also remember BowSniper's quote.

 

[Druckles]

I might post Digi's Gabe Newell stunt

 

[Rapstah]

Rapstah do you still have that chat saved of the double-kill on those noobs from a couple of weeks ago? Or was it Tollbooth who saved it?

Yes, I saved it. Sorry for the auto-URLs.

CSR| hayden459: go to www.pvkii.com and see for yourself
Magical Uncle Rapstah: Third time you give that suggestion.
Magical Uncle Rapstah: What is this PVK you speak of?
CSR| hayden459: ...................
CSR| hayden459: prites vs viking vs knights vist the web site
Eejit: Predator vs Krypton
CSR| hayden459: OMG
Magical Uncle Rapstah: Pirates?
CSR| hayden459: VIST THE WEBSITE PLZ
Magical Uncle Rapstah: What are pirates?
CSR| hayden459: grrrr
Eejit: they prevent global warming iirc
Magical Uncle Rapstah: How do I visit websites?
Magical Uncle Rapstah: You're making no sense.
CSR| hayden459: click on this link www.pvkii
CSR| hayden459: .cok
CSR| hayden459: .com
CSR| hayden459: www.pvkii.comk
Eejit: we can't visit websites cthulhu is eating all the internet cables on the sea floor
Eejit: wadsy says so
Vladek: WHAT?
CSR| hayden459: loll
Magical Uncle Rapstah: I clicked those.
Magical Uncle Rapstah: It didn't work.
Magical Uncle Rapstah: Obviously clicking bold text doesn't work.
CSR| hayden459: www.pvkii.com
CSR| hayden459: click that
Magical Uncle Rapstah: We made it clear that doesn't work.
CSR| hayden459: just click it
Magical Uncle Rapstah: Click?
Eejit: we have to wait for godzilla to get on the scene and beat down cthulhu
CSR| hayden459: i clicked it and it works
Eejit: until then it's futile the internets arent working
Magical Uncle Rapstah: What do you mean click?
Eejit: pool closed, sorry
CSR| hayden459: im on a website
CSR| hayden459: with your mouse
Magical Uncle Rapstah: You took it?
CSR| hayden459: click on bold text
Eejit: no my mouse is right here
Eejit: under my hand
Magical Uncle Rapstah: So is mine.
Eejit: you on drugs dude?
CSR| hayden459: OMG are you ppl dumb
Magical Uncle Rapstah: Dumb?
Magical Uncle Rapstah: I talk fine.
CSR| hayden459: .............
Eejit: we can prove it, there's voice chat
Magical Uncle Rapstah: Ther'es nothing wrong with my ability to talk.
Vladek: a new mod for halflife 2:crazy-mod 5 beta
Magical Uncle Rapstah: Oh?
Vladek: with hl2 beta caracters
Magical Uncle Rapstah: Beta?
Magical Uncle Rapstah: What's a beta?
CSR| hayden459: LOL
Eejit: its a greek letter
Magical Uncle Rapstah: Wait, I know, it's in carrots.
Vladek: like hl2 beta 2003
CSR| hayden459: HL2
CSR| hayden459: beta
CSR| hayden459: ?????????
Eejit: they've genetically engineered rice to have beta in the grains too
Magical Uncle Rapstah: Beta is the thing they put in carrots to make you see better.
Eejit: dont know how it connects to hl2 though
Magical Uncle Rapstah: Oh, it's in rice?
Vladek: contains new weapons and chapters
Magical Uncle Rapstah: Carrots do?
CSR| hayden459: cool
Eejit: genetically engineered rice. golden rice.
Magical Uncle Rapstah: Fantastic.
Eejit: carrots dont have chapters they arent book lol
Magical Uncle Rapstah: unless you read it
Eejit: but theres no writing in carrots, unless u count the letter beta over and over
CSR| hayden459: omg '
CSR| hayden459: is he a little kid
Vladek: who me
CSR| hayden459: about 5
Vladek: ?
Eejit: who me
CSR| hayden459: no magic
Magical Uncle Rapstah: Five carrots?
Magical Uncle Rapstah: I couldn't eat that-
CSR| hayden459: OMFG
Eejit: no magic? havent you seen darren brown?
CSR| hayden459: you dumb
Magical Uncle Rapstah: I told you I talk fine.
Eejit: no, we explained that, both of us speak perfectly well
CSR| hayden459 left chat.

 

[Pulse]

>This thread

8^U