The Onion sold to the Chinese

[15357]

http://www.theonion.com/content/index
Oh god. I can't stop laughing.

Know Any Good State Secrets?Dave Sampson
American Children Like Me Are Lazy And Insolent And Must Try HarderJimmy McDonalds

 

[theotherguy]

thread posted in politics.

 

[15357]

Oh. Damn.

 

[Laivasse]

Funny enough to be posted in two places without recrimination IMO.

Numbers thinks of nothing but triumph and is never occupied with the possibility of failure.

His bloodline is pure.

 

[Schall]

The Onion doesn't disappoint.