the Oscars

Lemonking

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im trying to stay awake..I really wanna watch it
especialy becuz of the hot chicks that come there every year anybody else watching to? :rolling:
 
aight guys il be playing CSS for couple of minutes
see ya at the oscars
 
Only fags watch the Oscars.. even Chris Rock said it...
 
Meh, I've never watched the Oscars. I don't feel too inclined too. However they're one of the few ceremonies that actually do get things (usually) right.

When it comes to things like music awards some utter tripe win stuff, at least over here in the UK anyway. They give truley crappy, talentless groups loads of praise like they're the new Kinks or something... puuurrrlease.

/end rant/

So whos winning what at the Oscars today?

LemonKing, over to you
 
Lemonking said:
a black racist u dont see that everyday
except inr San Andreas

Nah, he's not racist. I said racial jokes. He pokes fun at different races and their characteristics but he doesn't try to prove the superiority of one over the other. He's awesome - I collapsed on the floor from laughter when he was making fun of Jude Law and how he's in every single film: "He doesn't even have to act in a movie but you'll still see his name in the credits. He probably made cookies or something." lol it's much funnier when you watch it.
 
KagePrototype said:
An insulting term for gay people. Or a cigarette if you're British.

I was wondering what those Benson and Hedges were doing crowded around that small portable tv out on the street.... :E
 
That's what I thought, I guess lifes different over there.
 
burner69 said:
I was wondering what those Benson and Hedges were doing crowded around that small portable tv out on the street.... :E

I was at a gay bar the other week...uh, because a friend asked me to go :P. Anyway, this guy walks over and asks if we've got any fags we could sell to him.
It was all I could do to stop myself laughing.
Yeah well I thought it was funny. Better than the oscars. :x
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
I was at a gay bar the other week...uh, because a friend asked me to go :P. Anyway, this guy walks over and asks if we've got any fags we could sell to him.
It was all I could do to stop myself laughing.
Yeah well I thought it was funny. Better than the oscars. :x

Lol. Bit of slave 'labour' on the go was there? :laugh:

Totally off topic, but on the subject of amusing gay-related incidents...
When I was in the Army Cadets we were on a weekend camp at some Army training barracks, and this lad was there who was a bit of a klutz, you know the sort. Anyway, after a hard days running around in muddy fields firing blanks (no jokes, please), he decided to go to the showers. As he got in a load of territorial army folk came piling in and filled the shower room with my friend in. He carried on as normal, trying to avoid eye contact and the like, but then as he was scrubbing himself down with a bar of soap he dropped it by the feet of this huge squaddie.

Rather than leave it there and get it later he taps this guy on the back: "Excuse me, could you pick my soap up for me"

We watched him get chased naked around the camp being flicked at with towels, I swear I nearly died laughing when I found out why.
 
I knew staying up was a bad Idea im about to fall asleep but school starts
in 3 hours..oh booy I think I will go to school for the first 2 hours and then say im sick or some thing and then go to bed....*YAWN*
 
I missed the Oscars, this makes me very very mad.
 
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