The police threatened to detain me...

[586FAC75]

Pfft, what are you arguing about? Who cares if you drive or not if you're under the legal limit.

I was just pointing out the urban myth of the one pint rule. If your drinking Shandy, there's hardly any alcohol in it so nowt to worry about.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

...because I got rat arse drunk and passed out in front of KFC.

Then my friends had to carry me home for three miles. Aren't they amazing?

But even in my drunken state I managed to lie to the police and say I was 18. At which point they said "Shouldn't you know how to handle your drink by now?" to which I apparently replied "No, because I'm 18 today and this is the first time I've ever got drunk. That is the law, right?" I don't remember saying it though.

Silly coppers.

Anyway, I was planning on telling a huge evening story in here but I can't remember and meh...


Discuss.

Epic.

*clap*

 

[Sulkdodds]

Nice comeback, actually.